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Funny story: Paris Hilton Visits Lindsay Lohan & Forgets Which One Is Jailed

Paris Hilton Visits Lindsay Lohan & Forgets Which One Is Jailed

Deputy Harrison Cockrill stated that he had never seen anything like it before. "This facilities has become a zoo. Ever since that Lohan gal got here, there's been so many in and out, SHE could have walked out at any time and I'd never know any di...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Police Uncover A Plot That Had Lindsay Lohan Being Busted Out of Prison By Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Samantha Ronson

Los Angeles Police Uncover A Plot That Had Lindsay Lohan Being Busted Out of Prison By Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Samantha Ronson

LOS ANGELES - The LAPD working on tips from 139 different anonymous informants have reported that they have uncovered a semi-elaborate plot that would have had Lindsay Lohan escaping from The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. The female perps who ar...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reports To Prison and Says She Hates Her Orange Prison Jumpsuit and Asks To Exchange It For A Lavender One

Lindsay Lohan Reports To Prison and Says She Hates Her Orange Prison Jumpsuit and Asks To Exchange It For A Lavender One

LOS ANGELES - The little lost and misunderstood girl of California, Lindsay Lohan has turned herself into the Lynwood Correctional Institute, whose official name is The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. Prisoner #362426 showed up on time and had her...

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Funny story: Third Time Charm! Paris Hilton Caught Carrying Big Potted Marijuana Plant At Airport.

Third Time Charm! Paris Hilton Caught Carrying Big Potted Marijuana Plant At Airport.

For the third time in three weeks, Paris Hilton has been charged with possession as she was caught by security guards at New York's Kennedy Airport. This time she was carrying a potted plant, five feet tall. "She's having sport with us", says g...

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Funny story: Drug Sniffing Dogs Find Seven Pounds of Viagra Pills In Paris Hilton's Bikini Taco

Drug Sniffing Dogs Find Seven Pounds of Viagra Pills In Paris Hilton's Bikini Taco

CORSICA - Airport police at Corsica's Zorba The Greek International Airport reported finding seven pounds of Viagra pills that American socialite and do nothing rich girl Paris Hilton had stuffed inside her bikini taco (vagina). The airport's two...

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Funny story: Paris Busted For Pot Again, Still No Arrests

Paris Busted For Pot Again, Still No Arrests

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was detained at an airport on the French Island of Corsica after authorities discovered she had a small amount of pot in her purse. The same thing happened two weeks ago at the World Cup, then completely dropped out of t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Shops for Toiletries and Cigarettes in Anticipation of Jail Stay

Lindsay Lohan Shops for Toiletries and Cigarettes in Anticipation of Jail Stay

Lindsay Lohan is lucky in that she has the benefit of other celebrities' experiences in jail to help prepare her for what to expect when she goes into the slammer. Big names such as Lil' Kim, Paris Hilton, Robert Downey, Jr. and Martha Stewart, yes,...

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Funny story: Porn King Ron Jeremy and Anna Chapman To Star in The X-Rated "Spy On My Pecker"

Porn King Ron Jeremy and Anna Chapman To Star in The X-Rated "Spy On My Pecker"

LOS ANGELES - G-Spot Productions in association with Gladiator Pictures has just informed the entertainment media that porn king Ron Jeremy will star with Russian spy Anna Chapman in the x-rated motion picture Spy On My Pecker. Jeremy, who has app...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He'll Visit Lindsay Lohan In Prison

Justin Bieber Says He'll Visit Lindsay Lohan In Prison

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Teen heartthrob Justin Bieber has reportedly told one of his close friends Kim Kardashian that he plans to visit Lindsay Lohan once she gets settled into her new jail cell at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in Los Angeles. Jus...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gives Lindsay Lohan Tips on Being a Jail Bitch

Paris Hilton Gives Lindsay Lohan Tips on Being a Jail Bitch

It seems like only yesterday, another Hollywood bad girl celebrity was being hauled off to jail after stringing the Los Angeles judicial system along for what seemed an eternity. A little over three years ago, in May, 2007, Paris Hilton was on her way to jail with jokes about pink jumpsuits and private cells with hot tubs following right behind. Now it's Lindsay Lohan's turn and Paris, having l...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Upset To Learn "there's not even a cash bar" In Jail

Lindsay Lohan Upset To Learn "there's not even a cash bar" In Jail

Lindsay Lohan, the famous child star actress who has become an out of control adult, was sentenced to 90 days in jail, to be followed by 90 days in a residential substance abuse program. She screamed loudly in the courtroom upon learning that both f...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Charges Of Making Nude Video At World Cup, Marijuana Smoking Dropped

Paris Hilton Charges Of Making Nude Video At World Cup, Marijuana Smoking Dropped

A court in South Africa has dropped a Marijuana-smoking charge against Paris Hilton along with a deal over the nude video made during the World Cup in South Africa. Ms. Hilton appeared late Friday in a FIFA World Cup courtroom after being arrested...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Follows Brazilian Team to Rio after Loss, Told to Go Home

Paris Hilton Follows Brazilian Team to Rio after Loss, Told to Go Home

Bikinis packed, check. Sunglasses packed, check. Ticket to Rio. Check. Invitation to give some much needed consolation to those hunky Brazilian players? Not so fast there Paris. Your flight has been grounded. Feeling bad about her favorite team lo...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton tells judge "Weed all be happier for a toke on African spliff!"

Paris Hilton tells judge "Weed all be happier for a toke on African spliff!"

Port Elizabeth - (Hazy Business): The sultry socialite was let off a 1,000 rand - US$128 dollar - fine for skinning up at the Brazil v Holland match. Looking spaced out and very relaxed Hilton pleaded No Contest to possession of approximately 20...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton: "No, The Joint Was Smoking Me."

Paris Hilton: "No, The Joint Was Smoking Me."

Sources say that Paris Hilton was detained by cops in South Africa, because they suspect she was smoking marijuana. Paris was eventually let go, and no charges will be filed, even though Ms. Hilton handed over a couple joints to officials. Poli...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Questioned by Police after Cup Match

Paris Hilton Questioned by Police after Cup Match

PORT ELIZABETH, South Africa (Rooters) - Paris Hilton was arrested after a World Cup match in South Africa Friday after police spotted an unexplainable bulge in the area of her bra, making her appear to have 3 breasts. Hilton and her friend Jenni...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton in Police Custody in South Africa on Vuvuzela Bong Charges

Paris Hilton in Police Custody in South Africa on Vuvuzela Bong Charges

Paris Hilton and her entourage were taken into custody when a vuvuzela Hilton was carrying started to smoke and the smell of marijuana emanated from within the horn. Upon seeing the stadium police approach, Hilton passed the makeshift bong to her per...

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