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Funny story: Western Pakistan Rounds Up Posses - Thank You, John Ford!

Western Pakistan Rounds Up Posses - Thank You, John Ford!

The American West seemed to be won by vigilantes assembled into posses to take the law in their own hands and bring the desperadoes to justice. US classic film director John Ford documented the vigilante justice that protected defenseless citizens fr...

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Funny story: Pakistani Man Makes Appeal To UK Citizens

Pakistani Man Makes Appeal To UK Citizens

Today a Pakistani man known only as Saafi appealed to UK citizens that if you don't know something, just ask. This feelgood message, reportedly from Southampton, was intended to cheer up the UK population in the grip of the credit crunch. If yo...

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Funny story: Pakistan Issues Warning To The USA

Pakistan Issues Warning To The USA

KARACHI, Pakistan - Pakastani President Asif Ali Zardari has issued a warning to the United States that it had better stay out of Pakastani territory. "We are tired of the Americans coming over here and acting like they own the damn place." Zarda...

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Funny story: After hitting on Sarah Palin Pakistan's Zardari now makes India's Prime Minister blush!

After hitting on Sarah Palin Pakistan's Zardari now makes India's Prime Minister blush!

After sucking up to Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin and threatening to hug her, Pakistan's President Asif Ali Zardari has now put the moves on India's PM, Dr. Manmohan Singh. As an embarrassed Dr. Singh tried to pull away from a d...

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Funny story: Pakistan shoots down UFO on notorious alien rat run

Pakistan shoots down UFO on notorious alien rat run

Islamabad-bad-bad - (X-Files mess): Pakistani military sources have shot down a UFO over a site that was once the location of a prehistoric mothership base on the notorious Islamabad-bad-bad to Kandahar rat run. Official government press sources i...

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Funny story: Pakistan Bomb Was Result Of Dodgy Curry

Pakistan Bomb Was Result Of Dodgy Curry

The explosion that devastated the Marriott Hotel in Islamabad at the weekend, is thought not to have been the work of Islamic Fundamentalists, but the result of "a really bad curry". The hotel was badly damaged in the blast, which left a 20-foot c...

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Funny story: Musharraf Resigns After Pakistan Olympic Team Fails To Win A Medal

Musharraf Resigns After Pakistan Olympic Team Fails To Win A Medal

Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has announced that he will resign as a direct result of the Pakistan Olympic team's failure to win a medal at Beijing Games. Mr Musharraf has been a staunch ally of the US and President George Bush in the War...

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Funny story: US of A Arms Pakistan and Enemy India for Next Decades Wars!

US of A Arms Pakistan and Enemy India for Next Decades Wars!

Like a tireless fight promoter, the Bush Administration has been feverishly involved in setting up the next decade's war between Pakistan and India. Bush has cut India in on a deal for Nukes even as he attacks Iran for its suspected nuclear ambit...

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Funny story: Pakistani F-Troop Can't Keep the Injuns Down!

Pakistani F-Troop Can't Keep the Injuns Down!

Frontier troops have a long history from Roman legions on the outskirts of the empire near Buckingham Palace to US Calvary guarding stolen land from American Indigenous peoples. Pakistan may be the setting for the latest in the Frontier towns erected...

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Funny story: Pakistan prime ministerial candidate denies he is Christian

Pakistan prime ministerial candidate denies he is Christian

Jabil Bush Hussein is outraged. Despite repeated denials by the PDP (Pakistan Democratic Party) leader and candidate for prime minister, rumors that he is or once was a Christian continue to gather momentum.

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Funny story: Al Gore scores at Lahore whore store

Al Gore scores at Lahore whore store

Former US Deputy Al Gore was caught with his eye off the ball yesterday while on official business in Lahore, Pakistan.

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Funny story: Pakistan Accuses TheSpoof.com Of Islamophobia

Pakistan Accuses TheSpoof.com Of Islamophobia

Pakistan has accused satirical news website TheSpoof.com of Islamophobia, and yesterday attempted to block access to the site in Pakistan, which resulted in a global blackout of some...

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Funny story: Taliban Declares 'Truss' In Pakistan

Taliban Declares 'Truss' In Pakistan

News services around the world got the story wrong this time by not being aware of the Taliban deficiencies in written English.

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Funny story: Musharraf Threatens United States

Musharraf Threatens United States

Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Dictatator for life, Moe Musharraf, has threatened to take action against the U.S. if it crosses into Pakistan without his permission.

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Funny story: Killer of Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto Captured

Killer of Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto Captured

Former Pakistani Prime Minister and current opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was killed today by a suicide bomber at a rally in the city of Rawalpindi while attending a political rally. The unidentified man stepped from a crowd and opened fire on th...

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Funny story: Angry Musharraf bans Commonwealth - calls it "terrorist" organisation

Angry Musharraf bans Commonwealth - calls it "terrorist" organisation

Denouncing Pakistan's suspension from the Commonwealth, Friday, an angry Musharraf accused the 53-nation group of making an "unjustified and unreasonable" decision.

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Funny story: Pakistani "leader" Musharaf bans TheSpoof.com

Pakistani "leader" Musharaf bans TheSpoof.com

Unpopular b*stard, President Musharaf of Pakistan, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime by shutting down all internet cafe's which provide TheSpoof.com.

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