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Funny story: Obama: "Bin Laden dead"

Obama: "Bin Laden dead"

President Barack Obama today declared that the world's number one fugitive Osama Bin Laden was dead. This morning it was announced by Obama, "Bin Laden is dead!". Outside the White House, crowds chanted "Long live President Barack." Osama was killed...

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Funny story: Analysis: Was Bin Laden's Assassination Legal Under US Law?

Analysis: Was Bin Laden's Assassination Legal Under US Law?

There was a moment during Sunday's Phillies-Mets game in Philadelphia that some described as beautiful: The entire stadium, it seemed, reacted with joy when the news of bin Laden's death was flashed on the big-screen. One is hard pressed to remem...

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Funny story: Sources Reveal That Burial At Sea For Osama Bin Laden Required A Huge Toilet

Sources Reveal That Burial At Sea For Osama Bin Laden Required A Huge Toilet

Osama Bin Laden, who was shot and killed in his Pakistan compound on May 1st, was buried at sea by U.S. Forces. This was done in accordance with Moslem tradition that burial take place within 24 hours. Bin Laden was killed by a bullet to the head i...

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Funny story: Islamabad Craig's List Shows Immediate Openings For 72 Virgins

Islamabad Craig's List Shows Immediate Openings For 72 Virgins

Immediately after the announcement by President Obama that veteran terrorist and provocateur, Osama bin Laden, had been taken down by a surprise attack at his secret compound in Pakistan, Islamabad Craig's List was inundated with ads soliciting for t...

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Funny story: Maury: DNA Confirms Osama bin Laden Killed. Also, He IS The Father...

Maury: DNA Confirms Osama bin Laden Killed. Also, He IS The Father...

In light of the government's need to save money wherever possible -- bullet-proof military vests made of Pepsi cans, Mexican day-laborers as legislative aids, etc.-- President Obama asked Mary Povich, host of the Maury Show, to check the DNA of the m...

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Funny story: Travis Bickle Was Bin Laden Shooter

Travis Bickle Was Bin Laden Shooter

Pakistan - Breaking news alleges that the trigger man who pulled the plug on Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden was none other than former New York City taxi driver, Travis Bickle. Who was portrayed with chilling intensity by Robert DeNiro in Martin...

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Funny story: White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called "invaluable in hi...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Won't Get His 72 Virgins

Osama Bin Laden Won't Get His 72 Virgins

Extremist clerics have revealed that terrorist and Al-Queda leader Osama Bin Laden will not receive his expected 72 virgins in the afterlife. The mass murderer and director of the 9/11 attacks was killed in Pakistan, but will not be going to any for...

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Funny story: Osama Bin-Laden Posthumously Attacks Major City

Osama Bin-Laden Posthumously Attacks Major City

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - After reports that the United States has killed Bin-Laden, many thought that the Taliban and Al-Qauda would fall. However, they were mistaken. Just a few hours ago, three separate bombs exploded in the British city of Birming...

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Funny story: Queen's wanted Osama's ashes 'to be turned into a diamond for new Crown Jewels'

Queen's wanted Osama's ashes 'to be turned into a diamond for new Crown Jewels'

Windsor - The cremated remains should have been returned to his mother - to be fashioned into a diamond amulet for the new Crown Imperial. Today baby pics of him suckling the royal udder are all that's left on the stateroom mantelpiece. And at...

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Funny story: Black plastic sack company announces souvenir Osama Bin Laden products

Black plastic sack company announces souvenir Osama Bin Laden products

To celebrate the unfortunate demise of charismatic murderer and the world's most famous cave dweller Osama Bin Laden, the Acme Plastic Bag company of Idaho has produced a series of souvenir plastic rubbish sacks. Delicately printed with a picture...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Swims With The Fishes

Osama Bin Laden Swims With The Fishes

Mafia boss Enrico 'Fat Fingers' Mazzola, of New York City's notorious Mazzola crime family revealed today that the late Al Qaeda figurehead had been introduced to a 'health adjustment team' disguised as waiters in his Abbotabad compound. Mazzola r...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Double Dead

Osama Bin Laden Double Dead

There were celebrations in households across the world this evening as it became apparent that the al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden's double - a man said to be even more evil and tyrannical than Mr Bin Laden himself - had been killed to death. Mr...

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Funny story: Celebrants and Organizers Cannot Decide On Theme Song For Osama Bin Laden Funeral

Celebrants and Organizers Cannot Decide On Theme Song For Osama Bin Laden Funeral

Celebrants and organizers cannot decide on the proper funeral song for the funeral of Osama Bin Laden. While such things as the flower choice were obvious (poppies, because of the opium), the music is still causing great debate. Apparently, the a...

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Funny story: Pet Store Owner Claims Osama Bin Laden Isn't Dead

Pet Store Owner Claims Osama Bin Laden Isn't Dead

An English pet store owner claims that Osama Bin Laden isn't really dead. Bin Laden, who was supposedly killed by American Special Forces and ground forces on a compound raid in Pakistan, was the leader of the terrorist group Al-Queda and the master...

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Funny story: Obama Crows: I Killed Osama! Jimmy Carter Outraged, Flies to Libya to Volunteer as Human Shield for Quaddaffy!

Obama Crows: I Killed Osama! Jimmy Carter Outraged, Flies to Libya to Volunteer as Human Shield for Quaddaffy!

President Barrack Obama interrupted prime time television, incidentally during Donald Trumps celebrity Apprentice show, to announce he had killed world wide Terrorist Osama Bin Laden. "He's FIRED' said a smug Obama delivering yet another punch line...

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Funny story: Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden

Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden

After ten years of hiding, Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, was pronounced dead yesterday night. Many of Americans are excited with joy. David Parker, 56, is credited for the death of Osama Bin Laden. David was working as a custodian in Pakistan...

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