Showing:

Funny satire stories about Olympics

Try another search?

Funny story: Britain Suspends NATO Membership For Duration Of Olympics

Britain Suspends NATO Membership For Duration Of Olympics

As the world settles down to watch the London 2012 Olympic Games, the British Olympic Committee and Downing Street are staring in horror at tens of thousands of empty seats at the various sporting venues. Many sports fans have complained at the l...

Read full story
Funny story: Tear Up the Record Books! Olympic Levels of Crap Spouted in a Few Short Days!

Tear Up the Record Books! Olympic Levels of Crap Spouted in a Few Short Days!

It may be early days, but Britons are already toasting their heroes as it is proved, once again, that when it comes to spouting hour after hour of loud, interminable and annoying drivel, Britain is best. "We've done it!", I was told by an excited...

Read full story
Funny story: Taylor Swift Talks About Her Parents' Separation

Taylor Swift Talks About Her Parents' Separation

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has said that there is a personal matter going on within her family that is causing lots of sadness. The 22-year-old singer revealed to Grilletta Brewburger with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that after 24 years of wedded bliss h...

Read full story
Funny story: UFOs Invade Olympic Opening Ceremony

UFOs Invade Olympic Opening Ceremony

Five ring-shaped flying saucers ominously lingered over Olympic Stadium in London during opening ceremonies of the 2012 Olympic Games. "When I saw the flying saucers and a beam of light came out of the sky, I thought I was witnessing the apocalyps...

Read full story
Funny story: Whereabouts of chimneys from Olympics opening ceremony confirmed

Whereabouts of chimneys from Olympics opening ceremony confirmed

Having just recovered from his and Mr Grenouille's extensively boring speeches at the grand opening ceremony of the London 2012 Olympics, Lord Seb Coe, the Chairman of the Olympics, queried some of the volunteer staff as to where the 6 chimneys used...

Read full story
Funny story: London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony Exposes Non-existent Countries

London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony Exposes Non-existent Countries

The international community is trying to come to terms with the shock revelation that some countries with which nations have links, simply do not exist. Two hundred and four countries were represented at the opening ceremony of London 2012, and it...

Read full story
Funny story: My Week by Usain Bolt (as imagined by David Sapsted)

My Week by Usain Bolt (as imagined by David Sapsted)

SATURDAY, JULY 28: Absolutely exhausted! Had to carry the Jamaican flag halfway round the stadium at the Olympics opening ceremony last night. Never knew that travelling 200 metres could be so exhausting. Poked myself in the groin with the flag pole when I tried, unsuccessfully, to strike my Lightning Bolt pose, as requested by my Canadian sponsors, Lightning Rotors Inc. The Arctic Monkeys perform...

Read full story
Funny story: Remarkable Olympics opening ceremony inaugurates UK economic breakdown

Remarkable Olympics opening ceremony inaugurates UK economic breakdown

Great Britain marked the beginning of its economical meltdown with a glorious spectacle of Olympian costs at the new Olympic Stadium in London watched by millions of people around the world. An extravagant, whimsical, unconventional, and dazzling...

Read full story
Funny story: Jailed American Comedians Escape During Olympics

Jailed American Comedians Escape During Olympics

London - Two imprisoned comedic actors escaped today amid the confusion of the summer Olympics. The two Americans, actors Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder, had been imprisoned in Buckingham Palace over two decades ago by Prince William, who lovingly...

Read full story
Funny story: British decide to stop moaning about the Olympics after Mitt Romney criticizes them

British decide to stop moaning about the Olympics after Mitt Romney criticizes them

The British people had a dramatic change of heart last night and suddenly got behind the Olympic Games being hosted in the East of London. The incredible u-turn came after American Presidential candidate Mitt Romney questioned whether Britain was...

Read full story
Funny story: Athletes to post on Facebook while they are competing

Athletes to post on Facebook while they are competing

In previous Olympic Games, it has always been the spectators who have come to watch (and photograph) the athletes and not the other way around. But while many London 2012 athletes were forced to stay in their rooms because the Opening Ceremony was pa...

Read full story
Funny story: Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England And Go Back To Hee Haw, Massachusetts

Mitt Romney Asked To Leave England And Go Back To Hee Haw, Massachusetts

LONDON - Mitt Romney has just clearly demonstrated the art of sticking one's foot in one's mouth. The GOP presidential candidate figured that he would jump on the Olympics bandwagon and garner all kinds of free publicity for his political campaign...

Read full story
Funny story: Naked Olympic Games

Naked Olympic Games

Olympic officials have sanctioned a new spectacle for the Olympics that should give the Games a real boost, in the light of so little publicity for the event so far. David Cameron, visibly shaken, declared that it was a great opportunity to get aw...

Read full story
Funny story: Olympic Legend wins gold in egg and spoon race

Olympic Legend wins gold in egg and spoon race

The pupils of an East London Primary School were treated to an awesome display of speed today as Usain Bolt easily won the egg and spoon race in their annual spots day. Bolt was expected to defend his 100 meter title at the Olympic Stadium but due a...

Read full story
Funny story: More People will Watch Chas Then Olympics, Survey Says

More People will Watch Chas Then Olympics, Survey Says

An online survey of 50 million people in the UK with a TV have said that they'd rather watch the Chas Network on TV than the Olympics. The ITV Network, recently renamed the Chas Network after a fictional character in soap Emmerdale (now Chas Dale...

Read full story
Funny story: The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A spokesperson for the Costa Rican Olympic team, Francisco San Platanos, has expressed the fact that Team Costa Rica has just received a certified letter from The International Olympic Committee. The letter stipulates that t...

Read full story
Funny story: Donald Trump Agrees To Replace The Olympic Team's "Made In China" Uniforms

Donald Trump Agrees To Replace The Olympic Team's "Made In China" Uniforms

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump has never been one to just sit idly by and keep quite about anything or anyone. And he has let it be known that he is not a happy camper at the fact that the U.S. Olympic team will be shown at the Summer Olympics opening...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more