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Funny story: New Bi-Partisan Commission The Only Way To Stop Flow Of Oil

New Bi-Partisan Commission The Only Way To Stop Flow Of Oil

WASHINGTON - Fire booms failed. So did a behemoth box, a secondary pipe to siphon leaking oil, and the EPA doesn't want BP using a EPA approved oil dispersant to minimize environmental damage from oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico miles below the...

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Funny story: Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner To Star in "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner To Star in "The Louisiana Tar Balls"

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for Lionsdoor Pictures has just announced that Zac Efron, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner have been signed to star in the Benigo Luigi Montemarciano oil mess thriller Louisiana Tar Balls. The film takes place righ...

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Funny story: Oil Spill Miracle: NASA photos taken from space reveal face of The Obama visible in center of the ooze

Oil Spill Miracle: NASA photos taken from space reveal face of The Obama visible in center of the ooze

Earlier today, NASA released new photographs of the ever changing, swirling, widening Gulf oil spill which appear to show the face of The Obama amid the goo that is destroying local ecosystems. This is not the first reporting of the face of The Ob...

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Funny story: President Obama Vows To Punish The BP Oil Spill Officials By Forcing Them To Spend The Summer In Arizona

President Obama Vows To Punish The BP Oil Spill Officials By Forcing Them To Spend The Summer In Arizona

WALLA WALLA, Washington - President Obama spoke before the springtime convention of the Underprivileged Children of Professional Northwest Lumberjacks at Walla Walla's newly-dedicated Vice-President Joe Biden Auditorium. Afterwards he was asked wh...

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Funny story: BP Uses Nuclear Bomb to Close Oil Well! Britney Spears to Buy Company and Change Name to BS

BP Uses Nuclear Bomb to Close Oil Well! Britney Spears to Buy Company and Change Name to BS

Sweet Home, Alabama - BP today ended the oil spill into the Gulf of Mexico by blowing the well up with a nuclear bomb. The explosion was felt as far north as Tennessee. The cloud from the explosion could be seen all the way from Canada. The explos...

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Funny story: Oil Slick Giving Residents Along The Coast The Shits

Oil Slick Giving Residents Along The Coast The Shits

"We can't go out shopping or anything right now", stated a tired-looking Jason Whitaker of St. Petersburg, Florida. "Everybody in the house has the shits...or we did have the shits. Now it's mostly grunts and air." All along the Gulf coast the sam...

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Funny story: BP Shifts Focus from Oil Leak to Plugging CEO Hayward's Pie Hole

BP Shifts Focus from Oil Leak to Plugging CEO Hayward's Pie Hole

Oily Mess, LA - BP's CEO, Tony Hayward is becoming a public relations nightmare outpacing the oil spill as an even worse mess than tar balls on terns. A spokesperson for Lyen Waite Marketing of London warned last month that if they didn't reign in "...

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Funny story: Rookie Plumber Caps BP Executive Lamar McKay's Toilet

Rookie Plumber Caps BP Executive Lamar McKay's Toilet

HOUSTON, Texas - After using several questionable techniques to deal with a leak in the bathroom at Lamar McKay's corporate office in Houston, a local plumber finally capped the troublesome toilet permanently, according to the exasperated executive.

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Funny story: Tar Balls In Florida Not Linked To Gulf Oil Spill

Tar Balls In Florida Not Linked To Gulf Oil Spill

The US Coast Guard has declared that the tar balls being discovered in Florida are not from the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, according to their study. "We have seen more than fifty cases in here", stated one doctor from St. Petersburg. "Th...

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Funny story: BP Annouces Acquisition of Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.

BP Annouces Acquisition of Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.

BP oil announced today that it has acquired the Bubba Gump Shrimp Corporation hoping to capitalize on the abundance of dying seafood in the Gulf and reduce their total liability from frivolous law suits. In a few short weeks, they will announce the f...

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Funny story: Rioting Greeks Dump Millions of Barrels of Virgin Olive Oil In Agean Sea To Protest Austerity Cuts!

Rioting Greeks Dump Millions of Barrels of Virgin Olive Oil In Agean Sea To Protest Austerity Cuts!

Yet another major oil spill now threatens the Mediterranean and the Fragile European Union as thousands of Greek Government Workers rally and dump millions of barrels of Virgin Olive Oil into the Aegean Sea! After bloody rioting, the burning of a...

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Funny story: BP Announces Another New Oil Clean-up Plan

BP Announces Another New Oil Clean-up Plan

CCN (Crazy Cal News) Gulf of Mexico - Since the last efforts to stop the leak have failed, BP has put their top scientists to work on the clean-up plan to protect the coast. After contacting consultants in Hollywood, the stylists have recommended p...

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Funny story: BP Oil Separation Experiment Proceeds As Planned

BP Oil Separation Experiment Proceeds As Planned

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Gulf of Mexico - BP's plans to use the Gulf of Mexico as a crude oil separation device are proceeding as planned. The 70,000 barrels of oil proceeding from the gash in the collapsed oil rig have been separating into different...

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Funny story: CNBC Says Tar Babies Washing Up in Louisiana: Sharpton & Jackson Leave Arizona to March in New Orleans Protest!

CNBC Says Tar Babies Washing Up in Louisiana: Sharpton & Jackson Leave Arizona to March in New Orleans Protest!

The state of Arizona was relieved from a mild irritant today when activists Al Sharpton, Charles Wrangle (sic) and Jesse Jackson rushed to Louisiana on reports from CNBC that 'Tar Babies' were washing up on shore! On Chris Matthews' show "HairBall...

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Funny story: BP Designates 'Live Fire Zone' Along Gulf Shoreline; Vows to Shoot Whiney Protesters on Sight

BP Designates 'Live Fire Zone' Along Gulf Shoreline; Vows to Shoot Whiney Protesters on Sight

BP has designated the surrounding Gulf shorelines near their spewing oil disaster as a ''live firing zone'' in a warning to protesters, members of the press and local residents. Mercenaries and low management unrolled razor wire across roads lead...

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Funny story: BP Oil Leak Plugged by Rosie O'Donnell's Badonkadonk

BP Oil Leak Plugged by Rosie O'Donnell's Badonkadonk

The BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico was successfully plugged this morning, following a joint effort between the U.S. Navy, BP's Golf Ball and Rubber Tire Department, and Rosie O'Donnell. In an apparent effort to use a plan mentioned in the press...

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Funny story: BP hire Jordan Exclusive

BP hire Jordan Exclusive

BP, in a desperate attempt to stem the oil spillage gushing towards the US coastline, have hired Katie Price, aka. Jordan, in a last ditch attempt to prevent ecological disaster. Price is reputed to have accepted a 5 million dollar proposal to be...

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