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Funny story: Paracetamol (tylenol) makes you fat

Paracetamol (tylenol) makes you fat

Millions of people worldwide will take paracetamol (tylenol) today, unaware that a recent study has proven that it is responsible for the worldwide obesity epidemic. The controversial paper (awaiting publication) by Paul Roctor and Gareth Amble of...

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Funny story: Radical cures for Obesity

Radical cures for Obesity

The growing popularity of operations to deal with the obesity problems besetting some over large people have caused a business man to put forward schemes he feels would be more straightforward, and very effective. 'We have ample hotel vacancies in...

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Funny story: British Medical Institution to change its name

British Medical Institution to change its name

The British Medical Institute is to change its name in order to spare it's students embarrassment. For years, students at the BMI have proudly announced their final exam scores to all and sundry, and cries such as "I have thirty-seven on my BMI!"...

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Funny story: Huge Chinese 10-Month Old Expected to Become Next World Sumo Wrestling Champ by Age of Three

Huge Chinese 10-Month Old Expected to Become Next World Sumo Wrestling Champ by Age of Three

Lei Lei, named after the famous Lay's potato chips, was a large baby when born, but not extraordinarily large, claims his mother. However, ever since his birth, he's been eating anything and everything and he has been growing twice as fast as other b...

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Funny story: The Expandables to Open in Theatres Friday

The Expandables to Open in Theatres Friday

In an attempt to take advantage of the press for The Expendables, and new movie titled The Expandables will open this Friday. The film, which has nothing at all to do with a bunch of old action stars, will feature the talents and fat rolls of severa...

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Funny story: France bans fat tourists

France bans fat tourists

France, the world's most visited country, will no longer allow fat tourists to step foot on French soil. The announcement made by the newly-founded Paris-based 'Fatties-Stay-At-Home' association has rocked airlines, shipping lines and internationa...

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Funny story: Social Networking Tools Make You a Sedentary Fat Bastard

Social Networking Tools Make You a Sedentary Fat Bastard

Studies by the World Health Organization consortium known as the "Gastro-Intestinal Researchers, Therapists and Hospitals", have indicated that the typical social networking tool addict, has a 97% chance of being or becoming a grotesquely fat bastard...

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Funny story: Fatty tissue in the brain linked to reduced cognitive ability in weight loss researchers

Fatty tissue in the brain linked to reduced cognitive ability in weight loss researchers

The spare tires many U.S. adults carry around their middles have been linked to a buildup of fatty tissue in the brains of the weight loss researchers studying them, contributing to decreased cognitive ability. A group of thin researchers discove...

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Funny story: Can we avoid a 'Fork-lift ambulance' future?

Can we avoid a 'Fork-lift ambulance' future?

The government is finally to get tough on greedy, lazy children after years of useless guidance and advice. "You can lecture an 8yr old about healthy eating until you are blue in the face but it won't stop them wanting fried chicken or sweets. Th...

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Funny story: 600 lb. Mother of Two: "I'm gonna gain until I hit 1,000 lbs."

600 lb. Mother of Two: "I'm gonna gain until I hit 1,000 lbs."

Donna Simpson, 42, weighs more than 600 pounds, and aims to reach 1,000 pounds. The mother of 2, ages 3 and 14, who reportedly sweats Ranch dressing, models on a porn website where admirers and the holy-smokes-you're-a-damned-freak curious can pay...

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Funny story: California Governor Under Fire for Anti-Fattie Law

California Governor Under Fire for Anti-Fattie Law

Los Angeles, CA - California is another state to recently take issue with a growing problem and aim legislation at it. Lest you think illegal immigrants are the problem, however, that is not the number one concern with Californians. No, California ha...

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Funny story: Duncan-Smith declares war on benefit 'fatties'

Duncan-Smith declares war on benefit 'fatties'

Ian Duncan Smith has launched a scathing attack on benefit claimants whom he described as mostly fat semi-criminals with aspirations no higher than finding the remote control or takeaway menu. Meanwhile he derided the activities of the more able as '...

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Funny story: Fat Asre Grows Exponentially

Fat Asre Grows Exponentially

High street retailer Fat Asre has experienced exponential profit growth in the last financial year, CEO Derek Lard announced today. Share prices rose sharply, wobbled about and then flattened out following the announcement. Fat Asre specialises i...

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Funny story: Obese baby found dead, cut out of crib

Obese baby found dead, cut out of crib

A morbidly obese 22 month old baby was found dead in his crib on Tuesday morning. Charlie Ringwort's 165 pound body had to be removed from his crib via special tools and a saw that firemen had on location. The child was then air lifted to hospital, w...

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Funny story: US teenagers too 'fat to fight'

US teenagers too 'fat to fight'

Two retired generals, John Shalikashvili and Hugh Shelton, have said that overweight American teenagers are the greatest threat to the nation's future security. "Some of our kids are so fat their only military use would be as something to roll dow...

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Funny story: Sam Shuns Socialist Society While Simutaneously Sipping Its Swill

Sam Shuns Socialist Society While Simutaneously Sipping Its Swill

I have a friend who is an unusual case in point for our present national attitudes. Let us call him 'Sam'. If I would use his real name and he found it he would be hurt and angry. Even though it is the truth. Especially because it is the truth. Sam is a real flesh and blood person. A VERY real flesh and blood person because his flesh and blood in total weighs over 400 pounds. I am not maki...

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Funny story: America isn't full of obese people

America isn't full of obese people

In an explosive article that's sure to rock the rest of the World, Professor Jules von Liebentrop has categorically stated that 10 years of research in a pizza parlour has been worthwhile public spending. The USA is in fact full of morbidly obese...

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