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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Unveils Fake News Channel

Rupert Murdoch Unveils Fake News Channel

ALBANY, NY. - Hoping to capitalize on the burgeoning demand for truth-impaired media, Rupert Murdoch today launched the Fake News Channel (FNC), featuring 100% fake, fabricated, forged, concocted, spurious, fictitious, bogus, false, fraudulent, contr...

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Funny story: Interesting News for October 2011

Interesting News for October 2011

Selected by the lesser endowed Senior Citizen in Nottingham, who suffers from adoxography, cardiac failure, arthritis, and impecuniousness. Turning Your Clocks Back How about the task for 60 year old Pauline West, and her 67 year old husband has a collection of 40,074 clocks in the house! The couple spend up to an hour every evening tending to the wind-up clocks. They buy batteries in bulk...

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Funny story: This Week in Politics Ode - 30 Oct 2011

This Week in Politics Ode - 30 Oct 2011

Cameron made to apologise for "grossly offensive" Hillsborough remarks, pity, He believes the lower order folk are full of superfluity, Until election time, when he requires our vote and comity, Shows you how he makes it easy for us to show him our reprehensibility! Damian Green - Britain's Immigration Minister, said: "Immigration has been too high", he's not notice before,? another...

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Funny story: Too Many TV Viewers Believe The Weather Forecasts!

Too Many TV Viewers Believe The Weather Forecasts!

Modern psychological techniques being used by mainstream media to get viewers to believe without question versions of truth convenient to the government are proving so successful that it may soon be necessary to start broadcasting the weather foreca...

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Funny story: Harry Belafonte's Meditation the New Zumba

Harry Belafonte's Meditation the New Zumba

BAKERSFIELD - Harry Belafonte, an 84 year old singer, actor and activist, famous for the banana boat song, was being interviewed via satellite at a local news station in Bakersfield, California when he nodded off into some other consciousness. Bel...

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Funny story: Retro vs Current Headlines and Signs

Retro vs Current Headlines and Signs

Sent by the senile pensioner who just will not stop sending this rubbish in. 1954: Average House prices now up to £1.900.00 2011: Average house prices fall to £228,095.00 1946: Cost of a Ford Anglia rises to a staggering £293.00 2011: Cost of a Ford Fiesta now from £9,495.00 1954: Her Royal Majesty the Queens estimated worth now £15,000,000 2011: Her Royal Majesty the Queens estimated...

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Funny story: Media hopes for outbreak of swine flu or something interesting

Media hopes for outbreak of swine flu or something interesting

With the news of hurricanes quickly whisking themselves away, the media turns to cold and flu season for its latest outbreak of media frenzy. This affliction which affects mainly reporters and those who run news agencies occurs any time a story i...

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Funny story: BBC hoping for more exciting news

BBC hoping for more exciting news

Following recent widespread riots, and political and financial scandals, the BBC has announced that it is still waiting for more exciting news. BBC Newsreader Bill 'Early Morning' Turnbull said: 'It is right, the BBC is expecting far more excitin...

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Funny story: News-inventing robot breaks - unusual headlines everywhere

News-inventing robot breaks - unusual headlines everywhere

After 30 years of good service inventing the news that we read every day, the NewsBot has begun to show its age. Strange stories have been appearing recently, but today's story about "Bert and Ernie will not marry" has stretched the public's belief t...

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Funny story: News Media is really interested in itself

News Media is really interested in itself

In breaking news, it has been revealed that the news media is really interested in itself. Like a teenager who can see no further than struggling with maths, pe, and their own growing sense of doom, the media has spent the week examining its own nave...

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Funny story: It happened on my watch

It happened on my watch

Following a week of shock revelations and all manner of hullabaloo, there have been warnings of more to come. The times they are a changing and that's not all, people are going and coming, regimes are changing and the hand that ticks and tocks awa...

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Funny story: The Man On The Bike Spotted In Aleppo, Syria

The Man On The Bike Spotted In Aleppo, Syria

A mysterious man, known as 'The Man On The Bike' has turned up yet again in the background of news footage shot by the BBC in Aleppo, Syria, in the midst of a protest march following Friday prayers. Initially it was thought that The Man On The Bik...

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Funny story: Britain's New Universities Show the Way

Britain's New Universities Show the Way

A press release, made on behalf of Britain's more recent Universities, announced that while the actual degrees from these establishments will not be of any use until the day we run out of Andrex, they are leading the field in providing plausible, if...

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Funny story: The Economist Magazine to Cater to Fewer Subscribers After Loss of Circulation

The Economist Magazine to Cater to Fewer Subscribers After Loss of Circulation

LONDON - Many newspapers and magazines have been hit by the internet, many losing circulation due to the free - and often professional - news to be found online. The Economist, a news magazine, was dubbed the magazine where 'never has so much, bee...

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Funny story: New Actor James Holzier is Becoming Quite The Popular Rising Star

New Actor James Holzier is Becoming Quite The Popular Rising Star

Fandango.com called James Holzier one of the most popular male celebrities emerging. Along with; All Media Guide, All Movie Guide, Posh UK, and a host of celebrity news and entertainment sites. The popular up and comer has a slew of fans and a cul...

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Funny story: Lack of Good News Spells Doom for Last Good News Channel

Lack of Good News Spells Doom for Last Good News Channel

Good4You News has announced today that it will no longer be airing good news stories on the internet. The 'round the clock good news channel was the last of its kind and was hanging on for dear life when the earthquake, tsunami and nuclear disaster trifecta hit Japan. "We were down to rescued puppy and kitten stories, but were still able to eke a living out of the site," said Stan Goodman, dire...

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Funny story: OK I admit I am not UP WITH THE NEWS

OK I admit I am not UP WITH THE NEWS

Yes, I DO admit to not being able to keep up with the news as other Spoofers do. I tend to write whatever pops into my mind...which is often NOTHING. However, (if I may begin a sentence with such a word)...I have recently been reading stories about SOCKS. I do admit to NOT knowing where this topic originated....so I Googled it and here is what I got back: This article is about the int...

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