New England Patriot Tom Brady reached 35 years of age on Friday. According to the actuarial tables of old quarterbacks, his next stop may be the glue factory. In a few interviews this week, Tom Brady insisted he still felt "like a kid," and he ban...
Wes Welker must have liked the look on Tom Brady's face. Though no one close to the star QB of the New England Patriots has admitted (under penalty of a curt email from Giselle Bundchen) that Tom had hair plugs into his skull, those close to the f...
Many sports fans in New England are happy that the Patriots with NFL football are back on the radar. With a shellacking in New York by the Yankees over the Sox, the writing is on the Green Monster. MLB in Boston is in its death throes. Worse ye...
Only Ray Allen may be able to sympathize with Wes Welker. The Celtics ownership did to Ray what the Patriots ownership did to Wes. Whatever fancy words emanated from the front offices of those two Boston franchises, the truth was neither player...
Only a legend could dare. When the effervescent Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat donned his hot pink hot pants walking into the lockerroom during playoffs, he looked like a giant Pepto-Bismal pill waiting to be swallowed by someone with a deep sense...
Wes Welker has had an up and down week to say the least. One day he signs a contract tender as the franchise player of the year. This means a larger paycheck than he was receiving, but less than he wanted. At first, Wes thought there was nothin...
After a season in which Tim Tebow and Rob Gronkowski were two faces of the new generation of football players, it now seems the two faces may appear on the same coin Yes, talk swirls now around Tebow being shipped out of Denver-and where do al...
Once the end credits rolled and the Superbowl went to the NY Giants a lot of the viewers felt somehow different. Superbowl XLVI had many hetro males in the audience reeling from all the gayness in the game this year. First it was the David Beckha...
INDIANAPOLIS - A close teammate of New England's Tom Brady reveals that the Patriot's quarterback is still very upset with the extremely out-of-line remarks that his Brazilian wife Gisele Bundchen, 31, made after the Super Bowl game in which the New...
INDIANAPOLIS - Gisele Bundchen has just become the most famous WAG (Wife or Girlfriend of sports players) in professional sports. She has even surpassed Jason Kidd's ex-wife Joumana who used to make all kinds of unsolicited sports comments about t...
INDIANAPOLIS - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were at Super Bowl XLVI (46) and they were both ecstatic that for once the focus was not on them but on the football field where the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 21-17 to become the S...
Preparations for the Super Bowl were thrown into disarray this morning when it was announced that Tim Tebow and David Beckham have joined the squads as last minute wild cards. The NFL are thought to introduced the new rule to allow wildcards afte...
Indianapolis -- Congress is gambling that a determined group of Patriots can again save the United States from collapse. The lawmakers are betting $15 trillion that the New England Patriots will defeat the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI. "If N...
INDIANAPOLIS - The Midwestern town of Indianapolis will be home to Super Bowl XLVI (46) between the Giants of New York and the Patriots of New England or as Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket refers to the two teams, The Apple Guys Vs. The Tea...
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - The New England Patriots defeated the Baltimore Ravens 23-20, for the AFC championship, but it certainly was not due to being inspired by Aerosmith lead singer and American Idol judge Steven Tyler's rendition of "The Star...
Foxborough - Although Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos were soundly defeated by the New England Patriots Saturday night, leggy Patriot cheerleader Cassandra Williams declared that she had found God through the eyeblack message on Tebow's cheeks that...
FOXBORO, Ma. - Tom Brady and God's favorites, the New England Patriots, opened up a can of old-fashioned whoop-bottom on the Denver Broncos, beating them 45-10 in the AFC title game. It did not, however, take four quarters for Tim Tebow to realize...
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