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Funny story: The Greatest Name of All Time

The Greatest Name of All Time

Gather round children, it's storytime. Once upon a time a Scotsman, an American and an Australian went in search of the greatest Name of all time. Their names were Craig Meighan, Joe Pesci and Paul Hogan.

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Funny story: Lower Class Uncovered

Lower Class Uncovered

Chavvies, townies, scroats, dillholes, kevs, neds, scallies, pikies, hardos” and “jippos”… these are just a few of the names of which the scum of the earth have acquired over the years in many different cities, towns and villages in this “marvellous” country that we inhabit. These non-educated delinquent, drop-outs have only obtained these names through their fecklessness, mindless violence and BA...

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Funny story: People Magazine Names Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine Names Sexiest Man Alive

In their annual issue, People Magazine has named the sexiest man alive in 2005. This year, the magazine chose the dancing man from the Six Flags Amusement Parks television commercials. Lance Waterford, member of the magazines editorial board, issue...

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Funny story: Dead Aid Set to Rock the Planet

Dead Aid Set to Rock the Planet

Some of the greatest names on the planet are lining up for what is being dubbed ‘the gig to end all gigs' - Dead Aid.

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Funny story: Italy Names "American Idiot" National Anthem and Enforces Dress Code

Italy Names "American Idiot" National Anthem and Enforces Dress Code

Roma and Firenze, Italy--After several snafus involving American tourists at AutoGrill toilettes, in supermercados, and on the streets of Rome, the Italian government has declared the popular rock song "American Idiot" by Greenday to...

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Funny story: Blair, Bush and Radcliffe listed in new dictionary

Blair, Bush and Radcliffe listed in new dictionary

While you might expect the names Bush, Blair and Radcliffe to appear together in a ‘who's who' of 20th century greats, the names have cropped up together somewhere else - Europe's best-selling contemporary English dictionary.

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Funny story: Oprah Names 'The Bible' to Book of the Month Club for September

Oprah Names 'The Bible' to Book of the Month Club for September

Well, it's that time of the month again for Oprah - Book club time! She's picked her next edition to add to the now famous book club it's the little known but timeless classic- ‘The Bible'.

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Funny story: Exclusive: Saddam Pleads Guilty, Names Accomplices

Exclusive: Saddam Pleads Guilty, Names Accomplices

The former Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein has claimed that in an affidavit presented to an Iraqi judge, he had pleaded guilty and also named a few accomplices. Mr. Hussein made this claim in an exclusive interview to this reporter. This interview was...

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Funny story: Mossad traitor Vanunu names Kissinger as Clinton's father

Mossad traitor Vanunu names Kissinger as Clinton's father

(Washington DC, Wednesday 30 June) Diplomatic sources close to the Russian embassy in the US were tonight frantically examining damage limitation initiatives following revelations by former Mossad spy Mordechai Vanunu that he is being targeted by f...

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Funny story: Ayava Inc. Names New Vice President.

Ayava Inc. Names New Vice President.

BASKING FRIDGE, -- Ayava Inc., a leading global provider of communications network services to Saudi businesses, today said it has named John Hussein vice president, Solutions of Mass Disruption - Worldwide.

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Funny story: Clinton memoir names Hellfire Club cronies

Clinton memoir names Hellfire Club cronies

(Little Cock, Arkansas; Tuesday 22nd June) Former US President Bill Clinton's autobiography "My Lie" has gone on sale in bookshops across America.

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Funny story: Kerry Names Woody Allen as Running Mate

Kerry Names Woody Allen as Running Mate

In a surprise move that left some political analysts scratching their heads, John Kerry today named the well-known and irreverent actor and director Woody Allen as his running mate.

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Funny story: Ted Koppel to honor all US troops on ABC Nightline

Ted Koppel to honor all US troops on ABC Nightline

NEW YORK -- ABC's popular news show, Nightline, has agreed not to air their scheduled broadcast of the names and photographs of US soldiers killed in Oilperation Iraqi Freedom.

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Funny story: Koppel defends stance to read out names killed soldiers

Koppel defends stance to read out names killed soldiers

Ted Koppel today defended his decision to read out the names of the US soldiers killed in Iraq to serve as a reminder to the American people that there is a war going on. An insider in the Koppel camp told a reporter from The Spoof that in Mr Kopp...

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Funny story: RIAA sues 532 more file-sharers

RIAA sues 532 more file-sharers

Like 1,063 similar suits filed since January, the Recording Industry Association of America employed the "John Doe" litigation method because the names of the infringers accused of illegally distributing copyrighted sound recordings on peer...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger names every movie he has ever been in during policy speech

Arnold Schwarzenegger names every movie he has ever been in during policy speech

Thursday October 16th 2003...

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Funny story: My dog is called Steve and my cat is called Angie

My dog is called Steve and my cat is called Angie

I don't believe in giving animals these 'crazy' pet names, like Golfer, Goldie and Foo-foo. Animals should be called real names like Joanne, David, Steve or Angie. My dog is called Steve, and my wife has a cat called Angie.

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