In a test case in the courts a boy aged seven is taking his parents to court over carelessness in the choice of his first name. "It cames as quite a shock when we received the summons explaining what was happening"said Mr Fyle from Newcastle. "I m...
A poll of celebrities by ITN has found that over 75% are not sure if they should be using the name Norwich Union or Aviva for the UK's largest insurance company. It follows months of advertising on TV and in newspapers and magazines saying that Norw...
Cathleen Price and husband Ricky Dover have joined the celebrity inspired trend of unusual baby names When Cathleen gave birth to a little boy 6 weeks ago she decided to take full advantage of her husbands last name and called her son Ben Dover. Cathleen says: "Ben dover is just a classic name that reminds me of my youth. My friend Carol named her child Cocoa because she had an obsession...
A man's parents today publicly apologised for giving him a stupid name. Mr and Mrs Oliver apologised to their son, Jamie for making his life a misery. "If we had only known that the name Jamie Oliver was going to make people so sick we would never ha...
PrezBO Newswire (Washington, DC)-Before your next extended undercover operation that culminates in a joint effort to insert tab a into slot b, Mr. and Ms. America, you better think twice. No, not about whether either of you has protection, or maybe a...
Cocks have shrunk. Balls have dropped. Bottoms have fallen out. - Yes, embarrassing names are beginning to die out. And it may be a direct result of having the piss taken out of you at school. Experts believe that emigration can only count for a smal...
Reports have come into The Spoof suggesting that a significant number of Americans are eschewing first names in favour of occupations in an attempt to make themselves and others sound more professional. This movement apparently comes thanks to the ar...
The arts and hobbies magazine Which Craft? has decided to change its name after concerns were raised about the association of the name with black magic. Which Craft? has been published since 2002 and the editor claims that nobody has ever before m...
California - The embattled Octumom is in the news again admitting that she has run out of ideas on what to name her new children. "I'm stumped. My six other children are all named Bob so this is really confusing." "I thought if I called them all B...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama's top aides are trying to figure out a nice catchy nickname to use for the president. One aide suggested to simply use his three initials, BHO (Barack Hussein Obama). But that idea was quickly shot down b...
In an exclusive interview, Sarah Palin sat down to tell the world just why she gave her children names that would leave them resenting her for the rest of their lives. On son Track: "Because Todd and I had to make tracks to get married after he was conceived. But don't tell anyone." Bristol: "'cause those darn democrats just make me bristol with anger." Willow: "That was an inside joke b...
Things reached boiling point in the continuing war of words between two of the world's leading microelectronics companies yesterday. Japan's giant Fuji Electronics Corporation have issued a writ against Fiji Microelectronics Corporation for "delib...
In a truly embarrassing and difficult situation, President-elect Barack Obama is being forced to change his first name. Israel Defense Minister Ehud Barak has taken out a copyright on the name 'Barak' and all it's spellings. Mr. Obama must now change...
As expected, the monthly report on new births in the US revealed that Barack was the number one boys name for children born in January. Having seen President Obama ride a wave of popularity over the last six months, the name Barack, arabic in orig...
New research suggests that boys in the United States with common names like Michael and David are less likely to commit crimes than those named Shithead or Pizza Face. Samuel J. Woo and Robert T. Phan of Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania com...
Pratts District Council wants to clean up its highway designations, hence road and street names with rude connotations could soon be banned around Sussex to avoid "deliberate misinterpretation". But throughout England streets with names like 'Grop...
A lengthy document has been released from the Republican party's PR office today correcting the constant typing error when writing their presidential candidate's name. The real Republican candidate, John McLain, has been outraged by the constant m...
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