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Funny story: Police close to questioning 15th Doctor

Police close to questioning 15th Doctor

It emerged today that Police officers from the UK's new Anti-Terrorism Armed Response Unit have raided a second doctor's surgery in Glasgow. Following a name listed in a discarded telephone directory close to the scene of the Glasgow attack,...

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Funny story: DAOT set to overtake MRSA as the new NHS killer

DAOT set to overtake MRSA as the new NHS killer

DAOT or 'Death by Act Of Terrorism' is predicted to topple MRSA as the biggest killer of patients in British hospitals in the near future, experts warn. They put the move away from virus-based dangers down to the fact that the NHS appears to...

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Funny story: Bar tabs could pay for health care

Bar tabs could pay for health care

A 2006 Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms accounting of profits from beer, wine and liquor sales uncovered a shocking fact. Americans are spending enough on alcoholic drinks to cover the health care costs of the uninsured.

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Funny story: New Born Babies to be Delivered by Janitors in Corridors

New Born Babies to be Delivered by Janitors in Corridors

New born babies are no longer born with silver spoons in their mouths, but from today may well be born in a janitors bucket in a hospital corridor.

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Funny story: Dead bodies to be recycled

Dead bodies to be recycled

Along with the mounting concern over landfill sites rapidly running out of space comes a new worry that the same thing is happening to Britain's graveyards. Even though over 50% of the population choose to be cremated after death, approximately 3...

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Funny story: Liverpool Fan Now Needs Corrective Sugery

Liverpool Fan Now Needs Corrective Sugery

A crackpot joker Liverpool FC fanatic who paid £40,000 to have a sixth finger added to his hand now wants the NHS to pay for the corrective surgery to have it removed.

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Funny story: NHS doctors paying £500 million too much to their dealers

NHS doctors paying £500 million too much to their dealers

BMA HQ, London - (Ass Mess): National Health Service doctors are being ripped off by their dealers to the tune of some £500 million per annum.

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Funny story: Hospital waiting times cut in half as Blair issues doctors with cattle prods

Hospital waiting times cut in half as Blair issues doctors with cattle prods

In a bid to cut waiting times in Britains hospitals, the government has revealed radical new plans, which will see the introduction of cattle prods and stun guns for medical practitioners.

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Funny story: NHS recruitment campaign woos GPs with private medical care

NHS recruitment campaign woos GPs with private medical care

London - (Rotters): A new NHS recruitment drive to employ another 50,000 GPs guarantees some unusual perks including private medical care and free medical insurance.

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Funny story: Labour to remove burden of elderly care with compulsory euthanasia

Labour to remove burden of elderly care with compulsory euthanasia

In a shock statement today, Health Minister, Rosie Winterton disclosed that the government is to slash the financial burden of elderly care by making euthanasia compulsory at the age of 65.

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Funny story: Blair vows to completely "Bugger" the NHS by 2008

Blair vows to completely "Bugger" the NHS by 2008

It was announced today that scientists working closely with the NHS have developed a hand held scanner that detects the super bug MRSA. The gadget, which has been in development for two years, is to be officially called the "Bugger".

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Funny story: Government to Deny NHS Treatment to the Sick

Government to Deny NHS Treatment to the Sick

The sick could be prevented from having priority NHS treatment unless they become well, under new laws being considered by the Labour Government.

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Funny story: New drug to cure!

New drug to cure!

A new drug has been invented and while it is proven to counteract a condition which can lead to blindness, the drugs are very expensive and they may not be available on the NHS.

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Funny story: New DIY Breast Implants for those on the NHS

New DIY Breast Implants for those on the NHS

Those who suffer daily embarrassment due to the size of their small breasts will soon be able to participate in a brand new scheme from the NHS.

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Funny story: More Concern Rises After Another Hospital Cock-up

More Concern Rises After Another Hospital Cock-up

The NHS is being put under increasing pressure after one of their hospitals in Nottingham made yet another cock-up. Instead of connecting nearly twenty-five of their patients' to a machine designed to simulate the heart, they got a big sledgehamme...

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Funny story: NHS - Government Resolute On Overseas Treatment

NHS - Government Resolute On Overseas Treatment

Prime Minister Tony Blair today defended his government's apparent U-turn on allowing NHS patients to be treated abroad. "We are a pan European community," said Mr Blair. "Why shouldn't patients be treated in Germany or Franc...

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Funny story: Bighand Clocks Clock Clocking Out

Bighand Clocks Clock Clocking Out

The row over claims that NHS surgeons were manipulating waiting lists in order to comply with strict government guidelines continued today amid accusations that the clock in the waiting room of St James's Hospital, Leeds A and E department was ru...

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