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Funny story: Spacecraft Captures the Transit of Venus and Your Anus

Spacecraft Captures the Transit of Venus and Your Anus

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl. - The Solar Dynamics Observatory recorded the transit of Venus as well as Your Anus, posting much of this video on its website. Observers noted the bright active region in the northern solar hemisphere as Venus passed over, wit...

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Funny story: Twitter In Meltdown As First Extraterresterial Opens Account

Twitter In Meltdown As First Extraterresterial Opens Account

We all know about Twitter and its popularity in celeb circles; attracting as it does accounts by A-Listers as diverse as Britney Spears and the Dalai Lama. But now in what's believed to be first for the micro blogging site, Garok, an extraterrestrial...

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Funny story: Mars Rover Photographs Own Shadow, Annoys Groundhogs

Mars Rover Photographs Own Shadow, Annoys Groundhogs

On a recent Sunday some groundhogs were having a nice day -- they had just watched the movie Groundhog Day for the umpteenth time -- until they happened to spot a headline on Google News: "NASA Mars rover takes photo of own shadow." They clicked o...

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Funny story: NASA Rover on Way to Mars; Martians See Big Payday

NASA Rover on Way to Mars; Martians See Big Payday

The name of the Rover is Curiosity. It should arrive on Mars in about three months, and it's designed to do scientific research and take photos. "In their dreams," said a Martian yesterday, scratching his pointy little head as he t...

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Funny story: NASA Asks Americans for Mars Mission Ideas; Martians Respond

NASA Asks Americans for Mars Mission Ideas; Martians Respond

Ask and you shall receive. But NASA is receiving more than it asked for when it requested that Americans come up with suggestions for future trips to Mars. Not only is it hearing from Americans. It's also receiving input from Martians! And, u...

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Funny story: NASA Space Shuttle Discovery Secretly Plans Second Career

NASA Space Shuttle Discovery Secretly Plans Second Career

Retired by NASA, he's being dumped at the Smithsonian Institute in Wash., D. C., and he's not at all happy about it. In a special "after-hours" (that's when the space shuttles have a magical ability to talk, an ability limited to about eight hou...

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Funny story: Reports Of Deadly Asteroid Hitting Earth "Probably" Overblown

Reports Of Deadly Asteroid Hitting Earth "Probably" Overblown

The continuing daily reports that asteroid "2012 DA14" hitting the Earth late this year, or more likely, early next year are somewhat overblown according to Today's Science Journal. "Oh, it could hit us", stated Dr. Harold Nitzberg of NASA. "But e...

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Funny story: NASA's lunar probes find crop circle etcher

NASA's lunar probes find crop circle etcher

Pasadena, California - Rogue herbal activities aboard the International Space Station were widely blamed last year for creating Earth's crop circles - including the infamous ganja pipe smoking alien at Alton Barnes in Wiltshire. Today that theory...

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Funny story: Human Frights Court blocks International Space Station's Lucan footage

Human Frights Court blocks International Space Station's Lucan footage

Strasbourg - He's been snapped at a late night Barking kebab takeaway, the Tories' Winter Ball and last year's Wimbledon Ladies' Championship finals. Today judges at the European Court of Human Frights refused to release 'pirated' ISS footage of t...

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Funny story: Cycle Paths Discovered On Mars By NASA Probe

Cycle Paths Discovered On Mars By NASA Probe

NASA scientists were jubilant, yet cautiously optimistic last night that there is indeed life on Mars, after the Phobos probe beamed back still images of what appear to be cycle paths on the surface of the planet Mars. The paths, estimated to be b...

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Funny story: NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

Following a series of news reports about NASA's ability to "sniff the wind coming from a new black hole", the entire publicity department at the Kennedy Space Center was given their walking papers. "It might have been an honest mistake yes, but on...

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Funny story: NASA dubs GJ 1214b Super Earth 'Planet Cannabis'

NASA dubs GJ 1214b Super Earth 'Planet Cannabis'

Groom Lake, Nevada - A water-world with a 'thick and steamy' atmosphere was nicknamed Planet Cannabis at NASA HQ today. Reports have described it as a gigantic organic hydroponic ecosystem orbiting a red dwarf in the Ophiuchus constellation of The...

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Funny story: Why are there no volcanos on the moon? Better question: who gives a crap?

Why are there no volcanos on the moon? Better question: who gives a crap?

HARFOLD, Vt. - Several students at Harfold State College reacted in anger at the news released this week by NASA that there could never be volcanoes on the Moon. "Who gives a shit?" asked Philip Alders, a junior majoring in automotive history. "It...

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Funny story: Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?

Rush: Why Do You Dorks Like This Band?

Stop it now. For some reason you dorks really like this band and I'm telling you they're not cool. The fact that they're still around, 40 years after they started, is scary and disappointing, because it means today's young generation of dorks will be downloading them to their iPods just as feverishly as their parents bought their albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, and CDs. Well, I'm telling you to stop...

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Funny story: Russia Announces New Mentos And Soft Drink Powered Flight To The Moon

Russia Announces New Mentos And Soft Drink Powered Flight To The Moon

Russia has just announced their plans to step foot on the moon before the end of the decade. Vladimir Putin, Russia's Prime Minister said today to parliament and many representative news agencies from other countries, "Russia will be the second count...

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Funny story: Russian Mars Probe Set to Penetrate Earth's Sensitive Atmosphere

Russian Mars Probe Set to Penetrate Earth's Sensitive Atmosphere

Finishing its mission and now on a free return trajectory to Earth, the Russian Mars Probe, also known by developing scientists as the "Burrowing Gerbil", is set for penetration of Earth's atmosphere sometime this weekend. Not planned for survival...

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Funny story: Russians to provide NASA with lunch facilities

Russians to provide NASA with lunch facilities

News is emerging that NASA have approached Russia to provide them with lunch facilities following the retirement of head chef Dave Shuttle. "Dave has been with NASA for many years now," said catering manager, Chuck Bolden. "Most employees at the m...

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