A man questioned by police at LaGuardia airport in New York after smuggling a monkey onto a flight from Florida by hiding it under his hat, said the monkey made him do it.
La Guardia Airport - (Rioters): NY cops have arrested a man who nearly suffocated a marmoset monkey by stuffing it inside his trousers during a flight fromFlorida.
Apples, a highly intelligent, sign-language-using chimpanzee at Washington's Chimpanzee and Human Communications Institute (CHCI), was diagnosed last month with an aggressive form of bone cancer that gives her, at most, nine months to live. The...
After determining that monkeys and humans share over 98% of their DNA, people have begun to wonder what rights near-Humanoid species should be legally entitled to. Now the California state legislature has deemed some monkey species to be elligible f...
Reutupyers - Vice President Cheney confirmed today that his mother is in fact a chimpanzee, living destitute in Port Au Prince, Haiti. The Vice President broke down during the admission in taping Meet The Press.
Moneys do not, so far as we can tell, have the capacity for a truly abstract currency system. They can exchange items in a barter system, and some forms or courtship exchanges may qualify as a primitive market form of prostitution. Despite this, monk...
SAN DIEGO, CA (AP Newsliar) -- Gorillas and chimpanzees broke a decades long silence today to voice their chagrin at having lost the space race to humans.
Dingus the dancing gibbon - he's the latest showbiz sensation and media darling, but Dingus's dancing antics have not gone down well with certain sections of the religious community!...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) L.A.P.D. has make known that thirty-five new officers graduated from Officer Training Camp last week. However, these thirty-five are like no other officer on the force-they're monkeys.
BEAVERTON, OREGON (AP Newsliar) -- Unemployment and homelessness is on the rise among the nation's chimpanzee population, amid a decline in the use of primates for animal research.
Chimpanzees liberated from Los Angeles sweatshop computer spamming have been going apes over news coverage of their kin's revolt at Hardly University. The apes at Hardly escaped and have been planning to launch a spacecraft, raising concerns from...
"If you put a thousand monkeys in a room with typewriters, they will by chance eventually type the Encyclopedia Britannica," the old saying goes. But leave a thousand monkeys in a room full of computers and you get rocket science.
The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams has absolved one of his top bishops after he went on a booze-fuelled walkabout last December.
In a story we reported on last week, where researchers somewhere uncovered the not so shocking facts that George Bush is 98% Monkey.
Scientists in a lab somewhere, claim findings with extensive research that George W Bush (of America) is 98% Monkey. One expert said, "Yep, it's true".
Bent Ring, AL - Jed, George Herbert, and of course, "Dubya". We all know the names of this modern day "Scam-a-lot" political dynasty. But what about Elmer Bush? The quiet, slow, middle son of the Bush family, a local government representative in hi...
London- A small terraced house in a run down corner of the nation's grand capital is the last place one might expect to find the startling new evidence that has shaken the world's art markets and cast a cloud of doubt upon one of the most cel...
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