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Funny story: Piers Morgan Interviews Mitt Romney

Piers Morgan Interviews Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and talked with Morgan about the 2012 presidential campaign and his running mate Paul Ryan. PIERS: Good evening Mitt, and how the bloody 'ell are ya? ROMNEY: I'm good Piers. But let me remind you that I am a Mormon, a Republican, and a resident of Massachusetts, so I do not like anyone cursing in my presence. PIERS: Well why the bloomin' 'ell n...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says, Paul Ryan's Voice Sounds Just Like His

Charlie Sheen Says, Paul Ryan's Voice Sounds Just Like His

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen was relaxing by the pool at his Mulholland Estate Mansion Casa Jose Cuervo. He was listening to a Led Zeppelin CD, while drinking Tequila Sunrises, and talking about the Emmy Awards and how his ex-cast member on Two an...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Says President Obama Was Born In The USA - Paul Ryan Says "Nope"

Mitt Romney Says President Obama Was Born In The USA - Paul Ryan Says "Nope"

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that other than the headaches that Mitt Romney is getting from being asked to show his income tax returns he now has to deal with his vice-presidential candidate Paul "Eddie Munster" Ryan. "Old Mittens" has admitted to t...

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Funny story: It's Election Time in the US

It's Election Time in the US

Sometime during the first Tuesday in November, Americans will be taking to the streets and demanding an Apple I-Phone 6, which is way better than voting for the next US President. The sad reality for the American people is that either way, someone w...

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Funny story: Romney to complete Gulf War trilogy

Romney to complete Gulf War trilogy

Mitt Romney has made a last ditch effort to get his campaign for president back on track by promising that, should he be elected to office, he will conclude the Gulf War with a final, epic instalment. The first Gulf War, Operation Desert Storm, wa...

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Funny story: Old Guy from America's Insulted Sucky Half is Surprised that Douchebag "Mitwit" Wants His Vote

Old Guy from America's Insulted Sucky Half is Surprised that Douchebag "Mitwit" Wants His Vote

Undecided voter Elmer Slocum, 109, of Dixville Notch, New Hampshire was surprised to learn today that his is the "one" vote the Romney camp has targeted to give Mitt the votes of all those not on welfare (50%) plus the winning one vote (Mr. Slocum) f...

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Funny story: Romney: Face To Darker Face

Romney: Face To Darker Face

Mitt Romney was caught with his pandering pants down recently, as he held a town hall-type of meeting with potential Latino voters. The problem was that he showed up with a visibly darker complexion, almost as if he had self-tanned to better fit in...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney gets mammogram to get woman's vote

Mitt Romney gets mammogram to get woman's vote

First Mitt Romney goes with a darker make up to sway the Hispanic vote, now he has taken to getting mammograms to sway the female vote. Mitt Romney has has stepped into the radiology lab and put his breasts on the slab. Mitt Romney has come out ad...

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Funny story: Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney's campaign

Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney's campaign

Washington, DC - A typographical error discovered on Mitt Romney's birth certificate yesterday has reshaped the Republican nominee's presidential campaign. Due to the omission of a single, small "m," the document defines Romney as "a Moron" instea...

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Funny story: Gallup poll: 63 % of likely voters feel sorry for Romney. Seismic vote shift among liberals!

Gallup poll: 63 % of likely voters feel sorry for Romney. Seismic vote shift among liberals!

A new Gallup poll published this morning indicates that Mitt Romney has surged in the polls particularly among liberals who now favor him by a margin of 83% to 15% for Obama. "It's a sympathy vote," states the poll. "Liberals are always for the under...

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Funny story: Romney injured "milking" a bull in Iowa

Romney injured "milking" a bull in Iowa

COW PATTY, IOWA (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney attmpted to show farmers he was one of them at a dairy farm in this small Iowa village Saturday morning. It didn't turn out well for the Republican nominee. He was injured while "milking" a bull that was isolat...

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Funny story: Angry Senior Citizens Shout Down Ron Ryan

Angry Senior Citizens Shout Down Ron Ryan

NEW ORLEANS - Ron Ryan faced the toughest audience of his political campaign when he spoke before elderly members of the American Association of Retired Persons. Little Bunny Foo Foo, as Ryan is called by most Democrats and some Republicans, was s...

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Funny story: Romney Piggybacks The Facts

Romney Piggybacks The Facts

Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney arranged another quickie press conference in the hopes to clear the air about his past. "It's come to my attention that the Blame-media hasn't done it's research and is letting some creep get away with an outrageo...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton says "Gay men are disgusting." Fox News takes notice.

Paris Hilton says "Gay men are disgusting." Fox News takes notice.

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Paris Hilton, the woman decried from every conservative, evangelical pulpit in the US, is now those very same Christian's newly minted, heterosexual pin up girl. Not only that, but some Republicans, speaking on Fox News, bega...

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Funny story: New Mitt Romney secret tape: "My pooh-pooh smells like Aqua Velva!"

New Mitt Romney secret tape: "My pooh-pooh smells like Aqua Velva!"

In a new tape of a Romney fundraiser in Boca Raton, Florida, presidential candidate Mitt Romney is heard telling $50,000 donors, "The 99% of the others out there simply have no idea what life is all about. They do lots and lots of hard work and we sh...

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Funny story: President Obama Has The Power To Make Mitt Romney Release His Income Tax Statements

President Obama Has The Power To Make Mitt Romney Release His Income Tax Statements

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Mitt Romney is sticking to his guns and is flat out refusing to release his income tax returns. GOPicky Magazine is reporting that there is a loop hole, which the White House legal staff has found which states that the president...

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Funny story: Presidential debate format to change: live Romney to go up against videotaped self

Presidential debate format to change: live Romney to go up against videotaped self

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has decided to sit out the upcoming presidential debates in lieu of an even bigger crowd-pleaser. Mitt will suit up the mitts to spar against--HIMSELF. Video spots will be aired showing the Republican candidate s...

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