Speaking from the exclusive Qeep-yer-camels-and-boys-unda-gard Golf Course near Cairo, President George 'Fore!' Bush today announced that the problems of the Middle East will be settled by golf.
American President George 'Koshya' Bush today started a tour of making gaffes across the Middle East, as he tripped over a microphone lead in Tel Aviv, and swore at an Israeli cameraman in some weird alien language.
How often real life events resemble the opening lines of old bad jokes. But apparently according to the BBC four Irish church leaders did, or at least tried to approach the Western Wall of Herod's Temple in Israel and were turned away. Reports di...
Tired of hearing the same old messages from political candidates, Americans have turned to celebrities and models for refreshing views on policy and how to run a country.
After watching Mr. Bush's visit to the Middle East region, I, of course imaginatively, was granted an exclusive interview with the First Lady Laura Bush. At the beginning, I felt very uncomfortable, but she graciously helped me out of it. When I found my tongue, I bluntly asked Lady Laura why she had not accompanied her husband on the trip to the region.
Embarking on his first ever visit to the Middle East, George Bush has admitted that he is the biggest threat to world peace.
Jerusalem - George W Bush presented a radically new plan for Mideast peace today.
JERUSALEM - U.S. Secretary of State Condeleeza Rice is being hailed by Israeli and Palestinian leaders as an international hero after securing peace between the two countries.
On a dusty, barren plain somewhere in the Middle East, I am travelling along a long dirt road, so long that you could be mistaken for thinking it was the Rolling Stones' career.
Democratic Presidential hopeful and Congressman Dennis Kucinich secured the very small minority Moslem support today in his campaign for the presidency. Speaking from the Middle East, he blasted the participation in the war by the western allies.
MIDDLE EAST (ABRAKADABRA) -- Today. Hummah (Huge Unpredictable Mozzie Mob Arse Holes) have kidnapped Eron Duck. Duck, on a goodwill visit to allied infidel forces from Wally Golly World (WGW) in the U.S., disappeared while talking to a local donkey.
Bethlehem: After millennia arguing about the dubious contracts laid down by the lord promising the West Bank to two religions, it has finally been decided that leaders of the international Arab community and Israel will meet at midnight on December 3...
The Bush administration announced it was having difficulty locating an appointee for the newly established post of War Czar, a position to oversee the ever blossoming war in both Iraq and Afghanistan, and perhaps including Iran, North Korea, Syria an...
BAGDAD -- It began simply enough. Children across the country started drives to collect Silly String to ship to troops in Iraq after learning it could be used to detect booby traps. Then, slowly but inexorably, things began spiraling out of contro...
Charles Langley, 58, an ex CIA Operative in the Middle East arena, now, wreaths in pain from a three-story fall after a drunken pilfering of the bar in the office of the CFO of druid Air's corporate branch offices, in Gary Indiana, on what should have been a perfectly mundane 'black bag' job.
AS Margaret Beckett heads East in her trusty Mondeo, towing her caravan, we salute the envoy that will bring peace to the Middle East. It her simple existence that is likely to strike a chord with the dispossessed and the brutalised of the region.
Dubai International Capital (DIC), the state owned investment company currently in negotiations with Premiership football team Liverpool have today revealed their interest in ladies Camogie team Clonkill Curlers.
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