LOS ANGELES - (Joke Satire Entertainment News) The rumors about who Kobe Bryant was messing around with causing his wife Vanessa to file divorce papers keep swirling out of the infamous rumor mill of Tinseltown in Hollywood, central Los Angeles, Cal…
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Since announcing that she was divorcing her philandering Los Angeles Lakers husband Vanessa Bryant has been keeping a very low profile. So much in fact that even FedEx deliverymen cannot seem to contact her to deliver Christmas p...
LOS ANGELES - The star of the Los Angeles Lakers Kobe Bryant had just finished dribbling and shooting a basketball for three hours straight during a team practice at The Staples Center when he sat down with Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket.
LOS ANGELES - Things were really looking good for Kobe Bryant. The NBA lockout had ended and Kobe's team the Los Angeles Lakers were preparing for their first game against the Chicago Bulls on Christmas day. Kobe, who is the NBA's highest paid pla...
HOLLYWOOD - Former Los Angeles Lakers Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian, stars of the cable network show Lamar & Khloe are not the only basketball couple whose day-to-day exploits America gets to see. Word out of Tinsel Town is that Lak...
LOS ANGELES - Lamar Odom, the Los Angeles Lakers sixth man, or rather former sixth man is now Lakers history. The 6-foot-10-inch basketball player, who also stars in the E! Network cable reality show Lamar & Khloe, is needless to say one very...
LOS ANGELES - Saying that it is simply just a business matter and nothing more, Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss [Pronounced: BUS] today issued a statement that he is seriously considering trading Derek Fisher to Slovenia. Buss stated that cont...
HOLLYWOOD - ABC has just announced the new cast for season number 13 of Dancing With The Stars. Sangria Wine, a reporter for TV ClickerWorld wrote that perhaps a more realistically appropriate name would actually be Dancing With Some Little Known...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jack Nicholson has won the Best Actor Academy Award twice and Best Supporting Actor Award once. He has appeared in 64 movies and is worth about $400 million. The noted actor recently sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle T...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Khloe Kardashian was recently asked who she would like to have guest star on her and her husband's show Khloe & Lamar. She thought about it for a while and replied that she'd love to have Michelle Obama as a guest star. Well...
LOS ANGELES - NBA Commissioner David Stern has issued an NBA Lockout. The Collective Bargaining Agreement was tossed into the trash can along with yesterday's newspaper, KFC fast food bags, and the dozens of Starbucks cappuccinos, frappuccinos, and l...
LOS ANGELES - Ron Artest of the Los Angeles Lakers recently spoke with fellow teammate Kobe Bryant and told him that he is planning on undergoing a name change. Bryant reportedly looked at him and told him if he changes his name to Ron Weiner he p...
LOS ANGELES - Rumblings in LaLaLand, aka The Land of The Lakers are reverberating that the Lakers super star Kobe Bryant may be on his way out of El Lay and heading to Big D (Dallas). Bryant reportedly told Tango Brisket of Sports Territory that a...
SAN FRANCISCO - Leonard DiCaprio was shopping for sunglasses as he strolled leisurely down San Francisco's world famous Fisherman's Wharf. DiCaprio was asked by Fauna Goobergarden of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune where girlfriend Bar Refaeli was.
CHICAGO - The two top Sarah Palin impersonators in America, Tina Fey and Julianne Moore appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show and talked about how great each one's impersonation of "Snowflake" Palin is. Fey said that hers is better simply because she...
LOS ANGELES - Admitting that it was not a pretty sight to watch, the number one Lakers fan Jack Nicholson says that he is still having trouble sleeping after his boys in blue and gold were swept out of the NBA playoffs by the Dallas Mavericks. Nic...
DALLAS - The once proud Los Angeles Lakers are no more. Their coach Phil Jackson has retired and will head up to Montana where rumor has it he will spend his time counting sheep, branding sheep, and hitting sheep, since he won't have Pau Gasol around...
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