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Funny story: Shaq To Buy Coach K

Shaq To Buy Coach K

Los Angeles Ca. An identified source, close to Shaq O'Neal, stated today that the superstar L.A. Lakers center has made a bid to buy Coach K personally. The Lakers front office has denied any knowledge of the purchase, and are not speaking to any...

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Funny story: Lakers trade Shaq to Kings for entire city of Sacramento

Lakers trade Shaq to Kings for entire city of Sacramento

LOS ANGELES--Stunning league observers who expected the Dallas Mavericks to be Diesel's new home, the Los Angeles Lakers have traded Shaquille O'Neal to the Sacramento Kings. In return, the Lakers will receive California's capitol city and a suburb...

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Funny story: Nancy Reagan: "I'm In Love Again"

Nancy Reagan: "I'm In Love Again"

LOS ANGELES - Only weeks after the death of her husband, former President Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan announced that she has found love again. The object of her affection is none other than 1980's TV star and bling-bling pioneer Mr. T. "He...

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Funny story: Affleck Only Methane Vapor

Affleck Only Methane Vapor

LOS ANGELES - To the astonishment of his friends and family, Ben Affleck announced today that he was not, in fact, an actor, or even a person. "I'm really just one of Jennifer Lopez's biggest farts," he confessed rather sheepishly.

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Funny story: Long line of running mates for Kerry in Hollywood

Long line of running mates for Kerry in Hollywood

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Presidential candidate John Kerry showed up for a rally of support from Hollywood and surprisingly announced that Billy Crystal will be his first choice for a running mate.

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Funny story: Richard Simmons in Critical Condition after Bejeweling Accident

Richard Simmons in Critical Condition after Bejeweling Accident

Los Angeles, CA - Word has come in early this morning that actor and all-around sparkle king Richard Simmons was in critical condition at the UCLA Medical Center after a horrible bejeweling accident.

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Funny story: Jonathan Franzen and Oprah Winfrey Collaborate on Book

Jonathan Franzen and Oprah Winfrey Collaborate on Book

Los Angeles, CA--Author Jonathan Franzen and television personality Oprah Winfrey have written a book together, which is scheduled to be released next week in hardcover for $24.95. It will be available at all major bookstores but will not be promoted...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Cancels Tour, Freak Knee Injury Blamed

Britney Spears Cancels Tour, Freak Knee Injury Blamed

Los Angeles - Representatives from the Britney Spears camp have confirmed cancellation of her "Fully Deflowered and Loving It" Summer Tour presented by Valtrex.

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Funny story: Ronnie admits he liked Newhart better

Ronnie admits he liked Newhart better

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Ron Reagan, son of former President Ronald Reagan, showed up at a local comedy club only a few days after his father's burial and began to perform telephone-conversation comedy routines made popular once by Bob Newhart.

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Funny story: Michael Moore Decides to "Literally" Breast Feed Hollywood Liberals Too

Michael Moore Decides to "Literally" Breast Feed Hollywood Liberals Too

LOS ANGELES - After the star-studded Hollywood premiere of his new film Fahrenheit 9/11, creator Michael Moore felt he had to finish the evening off by inviting the entire audience back to his home to give them even more of exactly what they want.

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Angry No News on Her This Week, Marries Marc Anthony

Jennifer Lopez Angry No News on Her This Week, Marries Marc Anthony

Los Angeles - In a move that shocked no one, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony married after weeks of denying anything more than a friendship. The wedding was apparently an attempt to get Lopez in the news for 183 consecutive weeks, a new record for a...

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Funny story: Beer Ad Stereotypes Cause Furor Among Hot-Tempered Latinos

Beer Ad Stereotypes Cause Furor Among Hot-Tempered Latinos

LOS ANGELES - The U.S. distributor of Tecate beer says it will pull billboard ads next month that were decried by some Hispanic lawmakers and community activists as offensive.

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Funny story: First Tunnel Under Pacific to Connect West Coast and Hawaii

First Tunnel Under Pacific to Connect West Coast and Hawaii

Three tunnels will be built underneath the Pacific Ocean. They will connect Los Angeles, San Francisco and Seattle to Hawaii.

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Funny story: Bryant Becomes Second Man to Score 100 Points

Bryant Becomes Second Man to Score 100 Points

Kobe Bryant scored 100 points in the Los Angeles Lakers' 147-98 blow-out win against the Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Funny story: George Huff creeps enough people out - voted off American Idol

George Huff creeps enough people out - voted off American Idol

Los Angeles - George Huff's run as American Idol finalist appears to be at an end. Best know for his deep baritone vocals and the ever-present "what's that up my butt" reaction to judges' critiques, Huff will be missed much less than former co...

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Funny story: Friends Finale Expected to Attract Friendless Viewers

Friends Finale Expected to Attract Friendless Viewers

Los Angeles- Thursday's finale of the hit sitcom Friends is expected to drawn in 40 million viewers. Ironically 35 million o...

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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne Enters 4-Wheeler Rehab

Kelly Osbourne Enters 4-Wheeler Rehab

LOS ANGELES - Kelly Osbourne, the 19-year-old daughter of heavy metal star Ozzy Osbourne, has checked into a rehabilitation center for an addiction to 4-wheelers, her parents said Friday night in a televised interview. Kelly Osbourne's you...

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