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Funny story: Liverpool Dismiss Manchester United Achievement

Liverpool Dismiss Manchester United Achievement

As Manchester United close in their 19th league title after beating Chelsea today, top Liverpool supporters are dismissing the achievement as "nowt to write home about, dere, la!" Utd now need one more point from two games to win the title, fulfil...

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Funny story: Is Kenny Dalglish A Barcelona Spy?

Is Kenny Dalglish A Barcelona Spy?

Following the shocking revelation that Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho is to assist Manchester United's Champions League quest by providing Sir Alex Ferguson with inside information and a detailed dossier on hated rivals Barcelona, comes yet another s...

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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand stalker is a Liverpool fan!

Rio Ferdinand stalker is a Liverpool fan!

Rio Ferdinand is being stalked by a perverted female Liverpool fan and now a judge has had to put a restraining order on her to prevent anything happening to Rio and his family. It seems that the female stalker, Mrs Scousie Ibru (name changed for...

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Funny story: Arsenal Cheated

Arsenal Cheated

Arsenal were cheated. That's the opinion of thousands of Arsenal fans after yesterday's infuriating 1-1 draw with Liverpool at the Emirates, where both goals came during the period of added time at the end of the game. Match referee Andre Marri...

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Funny story: Arsenal v Liverpool - Gunners Shoot Themselves In Foot. More Premier League Hilarity.

Arsenal v Liverpool - Gunners Shoot Themselves In Foot. More Premier League Hilarity.

The sense of relief at the Emirates was tangible when Robin van Persie scored from the spot on the stroke of full time after eight added minutes. But that relief was short-lived as Liverpool forced a free kick on the edge of the Arsenal area secon...

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Funny story: Manchester United v Liverpool Rivalry Plumbs New Depths

Manchester United v Liverpool Rivalry Plumbs New Depths

The much documented rivalry between English football giants, Manchester United and Liverpool plumbed new depths today, following the announcement that Stevie Gerrard is likely to be out for the rest of the season. It looks pretty much like it's go...

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Funny story: Local Man's Plea: "Just Leave Me Alone" (But Not In A Michael Jackson Way)

Local Man's Plea: "Just Leave Me Alone" (But Not In A Michael Jackson Way)

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, tonight made an impassioned plea to just be left alone as he is still smarting following his beloved Manchester United FC's trouncing by the Scouse hordes. Shuttlecock told Skoob News reporters: "Can't you just le...

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Funny story: Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing

Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was today reported to be "distraught and humiliated" this afternoon - a full 24 hours after Liverpool drubbed his beloved Man United 3-1 at Anfield. Shuttlecock has been sighted skulking around, trying to kick the cat...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Nani 'Delighted' With Liverpool Assist

Manchester United's Nani 'Delighted' With Liverpool Assist

Manchester United's winger, Nani, has broken Sir Alex Ferguson's media gag, and spoken of his delight with the assist he made on Liverpool's second goal, during their 3-1 defeat against the Merseyside warriors. Nani, who spoke to us through the gr...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson pleased to see Rangers back on track

Sir Alex Ferguson pleased to see Rangers back on track

Walter Smith, having banished Sally McCoist to a golf course in Crieff, is reported to have discussed his present Rangers team's performances with true blue, once a Ger always a Ger, Sir Alex Ferguson. Hothead Sally, always up for a joke and a lau...

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Funny story: Some Second-hand Man. U kits up for sale on Ebay-being bought up by gloating Liverpool fans

Some Second-hand Man. U kits up for sale on Ebay-being bought up by gloating Liverpool fans

Many fickle Man. U. fans are hanging their heads in shame and putting Man. U.team kits up for sale on Ebay. It was rumoured that Liverpool fans are buying them for pennies to use as 'dusters'. True fans are hanging in with 'the lads' as they say i...

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Funny story: Manchester United Fuming After Loss Against Liverpool.

Manchester United Fuming After Loss Against Liverpool.

Further back room let-downs have struck Manchester United this weekend. As reported last week here, after an administrative error caused defeat at Chelsea, the gremlins struck again for the beleaguered club as they played the superior Liverpool squad...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time

Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time

Manchester United's Nani was taken off just before half time during the drubbing they were getting from arch-rivals Liverpool. In a fantastic display that the Oscar judges would have been proud of, Nani dropped to the floor after a soft challenge...

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Funny story: Liverpool v Man Utd Too Massive To Be Seen?

Liverpool v Man Utd Too Massive To Be Seen?

Scientists fear that today's football match between Liverpool and Manchester United will not be seen by anyone. They are concerned that the game is so massive that no light will escape from Anfield - the home of Liverpool. Said a science inside...

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Funny story: Skoob Sports News Banned From Reporting On Liverpool v United

Skoob Sports News Banned From Reporting On Liverpool v United

That's it - we're banned. We can't say another word. There have been allegations in the past that SSN has referred to those cuddly, good natured, naturally witty Liverpudlian folks as "bin dippers" "granny stabbers" Mickey Mousers" and sour pussed...

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Funny story: Arsenal Huff And Puff But Blow It

Arsenal Huff And Puff But Blow It

Arsenal blew their chance to put real pressure on Manchester Utd at the top of the Premier League when they failed to beat Sunderland at the Emirates. On a day when Gunners' manager Arsene Wenger said he was obsessing about beating Sunderland, his...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs - A Shining Example, Or "A Greedy Get"?

Ryan Giggs - A Shining Example, Or "A Greedy Get"?

March 2nd 2011 marks the 20th anniversary of Ryan Giggs' debut for Manchester United - as a sub in a game against Everton, which United lost 2-0. There's no doubt about it - 'Giggsy' Giggs, as his friends call him, has indeed enjoyed a remarkable...

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