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Funny story: Liverpool begins its reign as European Capital of Beatles 2008

Liverpool begins its reign as European Capital of Beatles 2008

Liverpool began its tenure this week as the European Capital of Beatles, recognition of the city's diverse range of Beatles and contribution to the world of Beatles as a whole.

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Funny story: Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Greater Manchester Police say they have arrested several 19-year-old football players on suspicion of various offences after the Manchester United Christmas Shindig in Castlefield got a bit 'out-...

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Funny story: Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year

Souness To Take Over Scotland In New Year

Graeme Souness, the ex-Liverpool player and manager, though never player-manager, is rumoured to be on the verge of being confirmed as the next manager of the Scotland football team. His formal appoi...

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Funny story: Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Rafa Benitez, the Spanish-looking Liverpool boss, is thought to be the primary target for the vacant England football manager's job, and has been contacted by the chief executive of that...

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Funny story: Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Under-fire Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, reacting angrily to criticism after his team were beaten 2-1 in Turkey this week, has threatened to leave the club, and to return to his former calling as a bouncer

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Funny story: Liechtenstein nukes Liverpool: Several nations rejoice

Liechtenstein nukes Liverpool: Several nations rejoice

London, England - In a hitherto unsuspected display of military and technological prowess, the tiny Central European Principality of Liechtenstein this morning launched an ICBM and successfully exploded it over the northern English city of Liverpool.

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Funny story: Merseyside Rock Festival: Fans Urged To Buy Last Few Tickets

Merseyside Rock Festival: Fans Urged To Buy Last Few Tickets

Rock fans are being urged to buy the last few tickets for a Rock Festival as quickly as possible to avoid potential disappointment. The Merseyside Rock Festival, a new innovation, is expected to sell out within the next few days, with a maximum of...

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Funny story: Roy Keane's Dad Never Poked a Porker

Roy Keane's Dad Never Poked a Porker

LONDON VIEW: The bare-knuckle fight over defender Gabriel Heinze is the latest in a long war between mega-rich Manchester and loser-Liverpool.

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Funny story: Liverpool's Woe

Liverpool's Woe

In the wake of the shooting of an eleven year old, the City of Liverpool today asked: "Why is it always us?"...

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Funny story: Parents Buying Guns for Kids

Parents Buying Guns for Kids

Incredible statistics revealed today that 98% of teenage British boys currently own, or have owned, a gun and 95% claim to have killed somebody. The survey reveals the horrifying extent of gun crime in Britain today.

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Funny story: Joey Barton Charged With Exposing Himself

Joey Barton Charged With Exposing Himself

Footballer and hatchet man Joey Barton has been charged with 'exposing himself' by police, after he displayed his backside following a match at Everton last season. A lesser...

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Funny story: Man Utd 'Will Never Sell Players To Liverpool' Says Ferguson

Man Utd 'Will Never Sell Players To Liverpool' Says Ferguson

Manchester United manager Alice Ferguson made an extraordinary statement on the club's website last night finally ending speculation that Gabriel Heinze might become a Liverpool...

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Funny story: Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Football Club have hit a snag with their ambitions to build a new £280million stadium on Stanley Park in the city, and have come up with a new plan that is bound to anger their fans.

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Funny story: Liverpool Cabbies Fight Council Over "Twenty's Plenty"

Liverpool Cabbies Fight Council Over "Twenty's Plenty"

Local Government officials today clashed with taxi drivers over the imposition of a 20mph speed limit on an estate in Liverpool.

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Funny story: Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"

Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"

Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez has told reporters that the days of troublesome striker Craig Bellamy at the club are numbered. The Spaniard has recently added fellow countryman Fernando Torres to his squad, and along with Peter Crouch, Dirk Kite,...

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Funny story: Hull City And The Curse Of Death

Hull City And The Curse Of Death

Championship side Hull City have lost out at the eleventh hour in an audacious bid to bring the Brazilian World Cup football star Juninho to their KC Stadium - due to an ANCIENT CURSE. The deadly curse is thought to be one that affects 'once decen...

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Funny story: LFC Depression Hotline Number

LFC Depression Hotline Number

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