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Funny story: Merseyside Rock Festival: Fans Urged To Buy Last Few Tickets

Merseyside Rock Festival: Fans Urged To Buy Last Few Tickets

Rock fans are being urged to buy the last few tickets for a Rock Festival as quickly as possible to avoid potential disappointment. The Merseyside Rock Festival, a new innovation, is expected to sell out within the next few days, with a maximum of...

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Funny story: Roy Keane's Dad Never Poked a Porker

Roy Keane's Dad Never Poked a Porker

LONDON VIEW: The bare-knuckle fight over defender Gabriel Heinze is the latest in a long war between mega-rich Manchester and loser-Liverpool.

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Funny story: Liverpool's Woe

Liverpool's Woe

In the wake of the shooting of an eleven year old, the City of Liverpool today asked: "Why is it always us?"...

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Funny story: Parents Buying Guns for Kids

Parents Buying Guns for Kids

Incredible statistics revealed today that 98% of teenage British boys currently own, or have owned, a gun and 95% claim to have killed somebody. The survey reveals the horrifying extent of gun crime in Britain today.

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Funny story: Joey Barton Charged With Exposing Himself

Joey Barton Charged With Exposing Himself

Footballer and hatchet man Joey Barton has been charged with 'exposing himself' by police, after he displayed his backside following a match at Everton last season. A lesser...

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Funny story: Man Utd 'Will Never Sell Players To Liverpool' Says Ferguson

Man Utd 'Will Never Sell Players To Liverpool' Says Ferguson

Manchester United manager Alice Ferguson made an extraordinary statement on the club's website last night finally ending speculation that Gabriel Heinze might become a Liverpool...

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Funny story: Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton

Liverpool Football Club have hit a snag with their ambitions to build a new £280million stadium on Stanley Park in the city, and have come up with a new plan that is bound to anger their fans.

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Funny story: Liverpool Cabbies Fight Council Over "Twenty's Plenty"

Liverpool Cabbies Fight Council Over "Twenty's Plenty"

Local Government officials today clashed with taxi drivers over the imposition of a 20mph speed limit on an estate in Liverpool.

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Funny story: Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"

Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"

Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez has told reporters that the days of troublesome striker Craig Bellamy at the club are numbered. The Spaniard has recently added fellow countryman Fernando Torres to his squad, and along with Peter Crouch, Dirk Kite,...

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Funny story: Hull City And The Curse Of Death

Hull City And The Curse Of Death

Championship side Hull City have lost out at the eleventh hour in an audacious bid to bring the Brazilian World Cup football star Juninho to their KC Stadium - due to an ANCIENT CURSE. The deadly curse is thought to be one that affects 'once decen...

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Funny story: LFC Depression Hotline Number

LFC Depression Hotline Number

Are you a Liverpool FC fan?...

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"

Liverpool Fans Stranded On Merseyside By "Plane Problems"

There was disappointment yesterday for 148 Liverpool football fans hoping to fly to the Champions League final in Athens, when the plane they were due to fly out to Greece on was stolen from John Lennon airport.

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Funny story: 22 Lies About Liverpool and Chelsea

22 Lies About Liverpool and Chelsea

EVER speedy to react to events, Spadge Dooley has compiled this short, and completely sexed-up dossier on so-called Champions League semi-finalists Liverpool and Chelsea.

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Funny story: Scouse hearts are hurting

Scouse hearts are hurting

Liverpool fans were left heartbroken and crying into their cornflakes this morning as their fellow Reds failed to bring the best of British culture to those 'uncultured athenians'.

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Funny story: Curse of Chelsea FC Act II: 'heroic' Liverpool goalie burgled

Curse of Chelsea FC Act II: 'heroic' Liverpool goalie burgled

Liverpool - (Ass Mess): The curse of Chelsea Football Club continued its dire course today amid reports that Pepe Reina, the Liverpool goalkeeper whose 'heroic' performance saw his club thrash Chelsea 1-0 in last night's Champions League...

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Funny story: Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly

Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly

UEFA, the governing body of European football, has hinted that they are reconsidering the venue for this year's Champion's League final.

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Funny story: Chelsea's Jose Mourinho Injured, Unable to Face Liverpool

Chelsea's Jose Mourinho Injured, Unable to Face Liverpool

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has had his pride severely injured by his teams lame performance against Newcastle and may find himself unable to face Liverpool on Tuesday.

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