SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama and the "First Mama" were in San Francisco attending The 41st Annual Gay Art Display and Sex Organ Exhibit. He was asked about the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill. He shook his head and replied that he is kinda fed up talk...
The Government Equality Think Tank, announced today, that after spending 500 million pounds of public money, and questioning thousands of people over a one month period, they have discovered that Gay men are Gay, and Lesbian Women are, Lesbian. Er...
There has to be a good reason no one has tackled the reason why the first female Prime Minister, Miss Julia Eileen Gillard has shacked up with a hairdresser in a "defacto" relationship? Never been engaged and there appears to be no sign of wedding be...
New Orleans - (Crudités): The beleaguered oil firm is being sued by the city's 50,000 'special needs' sex workers for $500 million in compensation for loss of earnings. The New Orleans GLBT Sex Workers Collective says members are normally working...
WASHINGTON D.C. (ABSNN) -- Constance McMillen, an 18-year-old lesbian at the center of a controversial cancellation of her high school prom, will meet President Obama at the White House on Tuesday at a reception for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transge...
Just when you thought you had read it all, along comes another Justin Bieber story. Yawning away reading about Bieber maybe good for insominac's though for fans, well they just can't get enough of the young 16 year old money making machine. New...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again relationship between lesbianites Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson is on-again. An unnamed source says that she saw SamRon coming out of LiLo's Hollywood Hills house and all the way fro...
Gay country star Chely Wright wanted to "come out" to her family after watching Ellen do the same back in 2007 but her fathers reaction stopped her. Rotten man! Appearing on DeGeneres' daytime talk show, Wright says when Ellen told the world on Na...
SAN FRANCISCO - Sarah Palin, speaking in a town she has referred to as San Fransissyco, has finally grown some and admitted that the tremendous Gulf of Mexico oil spill is her fault. Palin, looking somewhat springtime-ish in her yellow, pink, and...
Last Wednesday May 19th 2010 self outed Country Music singer Chely Wright appeared on the God of Television Shows, Oprah. Her "outing" made headlines around the world and was a great moment in history for the GLBT community, and a possible life li...
A lesbian couple in England claim they were forced out of their church after they were spotted handling holes during a service. Leslie Pigden and Nora Battery said that other members of the congregation at St Nicholas Claus Anglican church in Cen...
Two Lesbians have been forced out of an Anglican Church because their continued sexual activity was hitting the collection takings. St Muff's in Much Licking, Dorset, has banned the two Lesbians after a series of incidents. The pair were caught be...
Fantastic Thursday night entertainment on TV as Kirsty and Phil present their new property show for hot carpet munchers called Lesbian, Lesbian, Lesbian. A cracking brunette and her equally sexy blond friend go looking for a property in Surrey so...
LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Country music singing sensation Chely Wright performed before a sell out crowd in Lake Charles at The Cajun Bayou Gator & Skeeter Arena. The 39-year-old Wright finished her last song and told the audience that she had...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the nine year marriage between rock and roller Melissa Etheridge and her wife, housewife Tammy has hit the rock and roll rocks. Tammy 35, revealed that it got to the point where Melissa 48, had just become ins...
Smolensk - (Tunguska Firecracker Mess): Jaroslaw Kaczynski's famous 2005 statement "The affirmation of homosexuality will lead to the downfall of civilization. No way, Jose! Not in my backside, er...backyard!" has really rattled Polish separatist les...
Moscow - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Putin said last week that pesky Chechen separatist lesbians behind the Moscow metro attacks had been seen in a Bloodyvostock novelty shop selling laser beam pens. His words echoed grimly today as a Tupolev 154 plane carr...
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