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Funny story: Lesbian Out - Biebain's In

Lesbian Out - Biebain's In

Just when you thought you had read it all, along comes another Justin Bieber story. Yawning away reading about Bieber maybe good for insominac's though for fans, well they just can't get enough of the young 16 year old money making machine. New...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are Back Together Again Because SamRon Said "I Missed LiLo's (Blank) Bad!"

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are Back Together Again Because SamRon Said "I Missed LiLo's (Blank) Bad!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again relationship between lesbianites Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson is on-again. An unnamed source says that she saw SamRon coming out of LiLo's Hollywood Hills house and all the way fro...

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Funny story: Chely Wright Credits Ellen For Licking Fears Of Coming Out!

Chely Wright Credits Ellen For Licking Fears Of Coming Out!

Gay country star Chely Wright wanted to "come out" to her family after watching Ellen do the same back in 2007 but her fathers reaction stopped her. Rotten man! Appearing on DeGeneres' daytime talk show, Wright says when Ellen told the world on Na...

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Funny story: The White House Blames Sarah Palin For The Oil Spill Since She Insisted On Off-Shore Drilling

The White House Blames Sarah Palin For The Oil Spill Since She Insisted On Off-Shore Drilling

SAN FRANCISCO - Sarah Palin, speaking in a town she has referred to as San Fransissyco, has finally grown some and admitted that the tremendous Gulf of Mexico oil spill is her fault. Palin, looking somewhat springtime-ish in her yellow, pink, and...

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Funny story: Country Music Singer Chely "Wrights" Her Wrongs to Oprah

Country Music Singer Chely "Wrights" Her Wrongs to Oprah

Last Wednesday May 19th 2010 self outed Country Music singer Chely Wright appeared on the God of Television Shows, Oprah. Her "outing" made headlines around the world and was a great moment in history for the GLBT community, and a possible life li...

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Funny story: Lesbian Couple Accused Of Handling Holes In Church

Lesbian Couple Accused Of Handling Holes In Church

A lesbian couple in England claim they were forced out of their church after they were spotted handling holes during a service. Leslie Pigden and Nora Battery said that other members of the congregation at St Nicholas Claus Anglican church in Cen...

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Funny story: Lesbians Having Sex In Church Affects Collection Takings

Lesbians Having Sex In Church Affects Collection Takings

Two Lesbians have been forced out of an Anglican Church because their continued sexual activity was hitting the collection takings. St Muff's in Much Licking, Dorset, has banned the two Lesbians after a series of incidents. The pair were caught be...

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Funny story: Lesbian, Lesbian, Lesbian

Lesbian, Lesbian, Lesbian

Fantastic Thursday night entertainment on TV as Kirsty and Phil present their new property show for hot carpet munchers called Lesbian, Lesbian, Lesbian. A cracking brunette and her equally sexy blond friend go looking for a property in Surrey so...

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Funny story: Country Singer Chely Wright Comes Out of The Bunkhouse Closet: "Yep, I'm One of Dem Dang Lesbianites"

Country Singer Chely Wright Comes Out of The Bunkhouse Closet: "Yep, I'm One of Dem Dang Lesbianites"

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Country music singing sensation Chely Wright performed before a sell out crowd in Lake Charles at The Cajun Bayou Gator & Skeeter Arena. The 39-year-old Wright finished her last song and told the audience that she had...

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Funny story: Famous Lesbian Couple Splits: Rock and Roller Melissa Etheridge Dumped By Wife Tammy Etheridge

Famous Lesbian Couple Splits: Rock and Roller Melissa Etheridge Dumped By Wife Tammy Etheridge

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the nine year marriage between rock and roller Melissa Etheridge and her wife, housewife Tammy has hit the rock and roll rocks. Tammy 35, revealed that it got to the point where Melissa 48, had just become ins...

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Funny story: Separatist lesbians vow to rub out President Kaczynski's 'terrible twin' brother Jaroslaw: KGB

Separatist lesbians vow to rub out President Kaczynski's 'terrible twin' brother Jaroslaw: KGB

Smolensk - (Tunguska Firecracker Mess): Jaroslaw Kaczynski's famous 2005 statement "The affirmation of homosexuality will lead to the downfall of civilization. No way, Jose! Not in my backside, er...backyard!" has really rattled Polish separatist les...

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Funny story: Putin warned laser prank Chechen lesbians 'might bring down Polish airliner'

Putin warned laser prank Chechen lesbians 'might bring down Polish airliner'

Moscow - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Putin said last week that pesky Chechen separatist lesbians behind the Moscow metro attacks had been seen in a Bloodyvostock novelty shop selling laser beam pens. His words echoed grimly today as a Tupolev 154 plane carr...

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Funny story: "Chilly" Lesbians don't get the cold shoulder and are human after all!

"Chilly" Lesbians don't get the cold shoulder and are human after all!

A pair of "Chilly" lesbians have overturned a court order and shown the world that they are human after all! The court ruling initially disagreed with this fact and the Lesbo's had their children taken away because it was CHILLY. After appealin...

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Funny story: Coronation Street's Sophie Webster and Sian Powers Share An On-Screen "Kiss"

Coronation Street's Sophie Webster and Sian Powers Share An On-Screen "Kiss"

LONDON - Well finally, the much anticipated Coronation Street 'Kiss' between Sophie and Sian has been filmed and will air on April 11. Sophie and Sian share an on screen kiss that will cause a lot of Coronation Street viewers to go "Blimey!" "Wodt...

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Funny story: Corrie Lesbian Lip-Lock Would Be Better With Rosie And Tina

Corrie Lesbian Lip-Lock Would Be Better With Rosie And Tina

A group claiming to represent the vast majority of Britain's heterosexual males have declared that producers of hit soap Coronation Street have dropped the ball. By opting for the first lesbian on-screen snog in the show's 50 year history to feature...

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Funny story: Putin says Black Widow bombers are from women-only town of Chechen lesbians

Putin says Black Widow bombers are from women-only town of Chechen lesbians

Moscow - (Spider Hole): Chechen Spider Woman lesbians are tormenting Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin who has found a new way to frame them for this week's Moscow bombings. Last year the arachnid web's existence was confirmed by the...

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Funny story: Lesbian scholar demands to wear her TUXEDO at the School "Proms" and Bob Dylan sung "The times they are (definetly) a changing!"

Lesbian scholar demands to wear her TUXEDO at the School "Proms" and Bob Dylan sung "The times they are (definetly) a changing!"

Deep down in the "Bible Belt" of Mississippi a scandal is brewing regarding the School Proms. A lesbian scholar is demanding that she either be allowed to wear a TUXEDO or that schools should introduce SAME-SEX PROMS. Now this is really causing...

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