Washington - The United States was declared dead today by the Federal Morgue. The cause of death was listed as drowning.
A legal dispute is imminent between the State of California and a British upperclass man claiming to be possessed by the spirit of James Brown.
The British Government has finally found a way to detain terrorist suspects for more than 28 days. They will be named as "alqaedas" or "official suspects" in a new law to be announced by the
Altamont, NY (Times Union Staff Writer) - According to locals here, the only thing sweeter than the upcoming apple harvest and eventual cider-drinking could be the legal showdown currently brewing in the Albany County Supreme Court.
New York, New York (IP) - An interview with an off duty judge has revealed what many have suspected: there have been two standards of justice in effect for as long as there have been courts.
The Government's ban on smoking came into effect on 1st July 2007, but a town in the Potteries has so far managed to avoid its consequences, due to a blunder by the local council.
Honiara - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A fugitive child molesting lawyer wanted in Australia on an array of serious charges has been sworn in as the Solomon Islands' new Attorney General.
Herat, Afghanistan (Arman-a-Legg Daily) - The US government is outraged that a vocal group of 200 clerics in the western province of Herat have called for Afghanistan to return to the 'good-old-days' of Sharia Law. "Some thanks for us h...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - "For four years, Vice President Dick Cheney has resisted routine oversight of his office's handling of classified information and when the National Archives unit that monitors classification in the executi...
San Francisco - In a mixed decision a Federal court decided yesterday that a person can have the same rights as a corporation, setting up likely conflicts for years to come. The ruling "attempts to right the imbalance of power c...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) A starling new development out of Washington D.C. today as the House of Representatives passed a bill requiring all persons on the government payroll to carpool to work and back. The new bill does however have exceptions. Any one who...
New police powers are being considered that will mean that any officer is allowed to stop and question. This is part of the new crackdown on terrorists.
In a narrowly-decided 3-2 decision, the 9th Circuit Appeals Court, meeting in San Francisco and with jurisdiction in the nine westernmost U.S. states (and Guam), today ruled in favor of appellant Lisa Jacobson (Countess) Radford. Radford is an Associ...
Minneowakmookookeekee, FL---The Florida Senate today upheld and passed a law proposed by the Florida House, banning restaurants from having "Early Bird Special" buffets. This has come in the wake of statewide violence amongst octogenarians...
APPLEBY, NC--It was just another feast in the life of a chicken; or so thought the future finger-licking-good fowl at various U.S. based chicken farms. But when reports that the food they were eating may have been contaminated came to light last mon...
It is now strongly recommended that everyone stay out and away from the department store known as "Target." Experts agree that these stores are owned and operated by terrorists.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the presidential election campaign gets into full swing, expect Republicans to start rolling out some of their old tried and true proposals to energize the base, things like flag burning bans, gay marriage prohibitions, and En...
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