A local transvestite butcher impersonating Lady Gaga in the local pubs in Reading, England has been attacked by a mob of hungry homeless dogs, after wearing the Meat Dress he purchased at a Bazaar Auction. The local butcher affectionately known as...
Former presidential candidate, senator and adulterer John Edwards is offering his famous haircut to the highest bidder. Edwards, whose 2008 presidential run ended in scandal, was widely criticized for carrying on an affair with a campaign consulta...
PARIS - Lady Gaga flew to Paris to participate in a fashion show honoring the famous Versace family, Gianni, Donatella, and Fauntleroy. The lady with the redundant name was escorted by France's first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's personal bodyguard M...
Police officers on The Isle of Wight are being sent on a strange training course that uses clips of singers Lady Gaga and Susan Boyle to explain issues surrounding equality and diversity to staff. Those in attendance also have to listen to a varie...
BEVERLY HILLS - A mutual friend of Lady Gaga and Christina Aguilera has informed the entertainment media that their feud is still very much on the front burner. Noted hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue revealed to Voodoo Dupree of The West Holl...
Sarah Palin announced today that she is disowning her daughter Bristol and replacing her with Lady Gaga. The move is seen as an indication that Palin is about to seriously pursue the Republican nomination for president. "America is undergoing grea...
BOISE, Idaho - Lady Gaga who is definitely a one-woman travelling carnival sideshow has confided to one of her back up singers that she finds Charlie Sheen to be quite an intriguing individual. Gaga was in Boise visiting the infamous One Potato Tw...
Still wearing the same tried and true, red-and-blue outfit with a splash of yellow, the Man of Steel held a press conference in New York's Grand Central Station yesterday and announced his plans for the future. Reminding everyone that he made his...
Isle of Wight based celebrity stalker, house burglar and petty criminal, Orlando Puckerbum has revealed that the secret behind lady Gaga's spectacular rise to prominence in the music and fashion worlds, can be attributed to one simple fact: At som...
Lady Gaga admitted yesterday that she had once spent some time in a garden shed with two other people, although she drew the line at revealing the sexes of the other two people involved. It's a little known rumour that the flamboyant songstress is...
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According to Mr. Redbody, guard number 3425 of the colony, rescue workers today searched for victims of a giant foot that tripped through several local colonies this weekend, killing at least 234 in Antville, where a devastating foot touched down and...
Despite desperate and heartfelt pleas for repentance from Reverend Camping and loyal (and now financially destitute) members of the E-Bible Fellowship Church, the predicted May 21 date of Armageddon has come and gone and the Earth was not, apparently...
Rooters - In a surprising twist of events, related by a John, a stagehand at American Idol, a giant baby wearing nothing but a smile, fell onto the stage on top of Lady Gaga, knocking the fake mole off her face during rehearsals with Jamie who invol...
LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga was recently asked about the two alleged gropings by her of two American Idol contestants. Lady Gaga appeared a few days before the live show and served as a mentor to the shows four remaining contestants Lauren Alaina, Hal...
A world famous celebrity paparazzo, who can't be named due to a last minute Super Injunction before the press rolled, was caught out in his own game being papped nude in compromising party activities during what is being called his Italian Waterloo...
Despite her petite waistline, Lady Gaga has a been given a new title for her love of cholesterol particularly amongst the French, Lady Gras Gras. Although her outfits range from an enormous variety of accessories, one common theme for award shows...
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