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Funny story: Maggie had the Falklands, Mandelson has his Armada

Maggie had the Falklands, Mandelson has his Armada

As a dire situation worsens, Lord Mandelson has danced into the highlights. Not satisfied with his dancing feet being splashed all over the Guardian, he has taken big steps to rescue, UK travellers stranded abroad. With some fancy moves, he has co...

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Funny story: John Prescott knows about egg on face and comes to the rescue

John Prescott knows about egg on face and comes to the rescue

Top twit of the year award goes to that used to be Labour candidate Stuart McLennan. He's even more of a twit than that trio of public school twits, Cameron, Osbourne and Johnson. Even more than Reid and Pricey could be, he has outwitted them. Old...

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Funny story: Stuart MacLennan - 'I'm Very Sorry, I've Been a Right T**t'

Stuart MacLennan - 'I'm Very Sorry, I've Been a Right T**t'

Sacked Labour Party one-time prospective candidate Stuart MacLennan issued a full and unreserved apology for his disgraceful Twitter postings which labelled political allies and opponents alike as a bunch of t**ts and c**ts and w***ers. The 24 yea...

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Funny story: The UK General Election explained

The UK General Election explained

What it isn't. It does not take place every four years in the middle of any month. It is planned but the PM keeps that a secret, even from the Queen. It occurs, when the incumbent Prime Minister decides he's had his chips or someone else decides f...

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Funny story: Death tax postponed until idiots vote Labour back in

Death tax postponed until idiots vote Labour back in

The secret details of Labours Death tax can now be revealed. Alastair Dullthing and even duller thing Gordon Brown, had planned to introduce a DEATH TAX, so that not only can they screw you to the wall with the worlds highest taxes while your living,...

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Funny story: Labour hit back at Tory anti Gordon Brown poster pranks

Labour hit back at Tory anti Gordon Brown poster pranks

The Labour Party has acted quickly to counter the new Scratchy and Scratchy anti Brown campaign. Tory posters are being vandalised by Mandy's shock troops replacing Tory posters with Labour insults. "Cameron can't read, does all his speeches of...

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Funny story: Bitter Assaults Against Brit Servicemen Continue as Rules Make It Almost Impossible for Troops to Vote!

Bitter Assaults Against Brit Servicemen Continue as Rules Make It Almost Impossible for Troops to Vote!

Thousand of UK troops under arms on the front lines of the battle against Terrorism in Afghanistan in order to support Freedom, have found it almost impossible to comply with voting regulations. As a result it is expected that only one front line...

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Funny story: No culture of bullying says New Labour

No culture of bullying says New Labour

Following from allegations over the weekend that calls were made to an anti-bullying help-line from workers at Number 10, the Labour government has been quick to quash rumours that there is a culture of bullying at Downing Street. In a press confe...

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Funny story: The Curious Case of Pinocchio and the Labour Party

The Curious Case of Pinocchio and the Labour Party

Once upon a time an Italian woodcarver named Geppetto carved a wooden puppet he called Pinocchio but unlike most wooden puppets he was a living wooden puppet. Geppetto for years taught Pinnocchio right from wrong and treat all people with respect and courtesy. Many years later Pinocchio turned up in London after reading about socialism which seemed like a good idea because it sounds good with g...

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Funny story: Luciana Berger - Sexy Maybe, But Certainly Not A Scouser

Luciana Berger - Sexy Maybe, But Certainly Not A Scouser

She's pretty, sexy, intelligent, she lives in Camden, North London (according to this frequently inebriated researcher) and she's a politically active New Labour candidate for the safe seat of Liverpool Wavertree. Which prompts the question: Why?...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown: "Premiership Football Clubs should exercise prudence, just like the Labour Party and Government finances!"

Gordon Brown: "Premiership Football Clubs should exercise prudence, just like the Labour Party and Government finances!"

Downing Street, LONDON: At Gordon Brown's monthly Downing Street news conference, Mr Brown issued a warning over football finances by saying some club debts are "too high" and urged owners and managers to consider the supporters. "It is a matter...

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Funny story: Baldrick Browns cunning plan for Labour to win next General Election

Baldrick Browns cunning plan for Labour to win next General Election

Baldrick Brown has an I.Q. so low he was beaten by a chimpanzee in a game of draughts so if he comes up with a cunning plan be careful of taking it seriously. Baldrick though thinks he has come up with the most cunning of all cunning plans he has...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg to nation-we are NOT irrelevant

Nick Clegg to nation-we are NOT irrelevant

At a recent press conference Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrats hit back at accusations that his party was irrelevant. "Just because we will never ever hold government does not make us irrelevant" he told a rather apathetic crowd of around 2 pe...

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Funny story: Balls: "No Cabinet Split. We All Hate Brown"

Balls: "No Cabinet Split. We All Hate Brown"

Johnny Balls, the Secretary of State for Childrens Television Presenters, has told critics of the cabinet to think again. Following the recent failed plot to remove Gordon Brown, Balls called for unity. "Let's all unite against Gordon. If we can stic...

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Funny story: British Leaders Compete for Chav Vote

British Leaders Compete for Chav Vote

British political leaders Gordon Brown and David Cameron are already sparring with each other to compete for the Chav vote prior to general elections in June of this year. Brown is looking for Labour to secure a fourth consecutive term in office...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Admits "We've Run Out Of Gas".

Gordon Brown Admits "We've Run Out Of Gas".

Gordon Brown today confirmed what everyone already suspected. This Labour Government has run out of gas. "There's not much left and the forecast is looking very gloomy" said the troubled PM. Things have got so bad that Lord Mandy Stalin has b...

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Funny story: Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Gordon Brown was left with some explaining to do when Harriet Harman, governemt Minister was issued an ASBO for singing the current Rage Against The Machine single - Killing In The Name 'in anger' while shopping. Ms Harman had been shopping at Lid...

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