As a dire situation worsens, Lord Mandelson has danced into the highlights. Not satisfied with his dancing feet being splashed all over the Guardian, he has taken big steps to rescue, UK travellers stranded abroad. With some fancy moves, he has co...
Top twit of the year award goes to that used to be Labour candidate Stuart McLennan. He's even more of a twit than that trio of public school twits, Cameron, Osbourne and Johnson. Even more than Reid and Pricey could be, he has outwitted them. Old...
Sacked Labour Party one-time prospective candidate Stuart MacLennan issued a full and unreserved apology for his disgraceful Twitter postings which labelled political allies and opponents alike as a bunch of t**ts and c**ts and w***ers. The 24 yea...
What it isn't. It does not take place every four years in the middle of any month. It is planned but the PM keeps that a secret, even from the Queen. It occurs, when the incumbent Prime Minister decides he's had his chips or someone else decides f...
The secret details of Labours Death tax can now be revealed. Alastair Dullthing and even duller thing Gordon Brown, had planned to introduce a DEATH TAX, so that not only can they screw you to the wall with the worlds highest taxes while your living,...
The Labour Party has acted quickly to counter the new Scratchy and Scratchy anti Brown campaign. Tory posters are being vandalised by Mandy's shock troops replacing Tory posters with Labour insults. "Cameron can't read, does all his speeches of...
Thousand of UK troops under arms on the front lines of the battle against Terrorism in Afghanistan in order to support Freedom, have found it almost impossible to comply with voting regulations. As a result it is expected that only one front line...
Following from allegations over the weekend that calls were made to an anti-bullying help-line from workers at Number 10, the Labour government has been quick to quash rumours that there is a culture of bullying at Downing Street. In a press confe...
Once upon a time an Italian woodcarver named Geppetto carved a wooden puppet he called Pinocchio but unlike most wooden puppets he was a living wooden puppet. Geppetto for years taught Pinnocchio right from wrong and treat all people with respect and courtesy. Many years later Pinocchio turned up in London after reading about socialism which seemed like a good idea because it sounds good with g...
She's pretty, sexy, intelligent, she lives in Camden, North London (according to this frequently inebriated researcher) and she's a politically active New Labour candidate for the safe seat of Liverpool Wavertree. Which prompts the question: Why?...
Downing Street, LONDON: At Gordon Brown's monthly Downing Street news conference, Mr Brown issued a warning over football finances by saying some club debts are "too high" and urged owners and managers to consider the supporters. "It is a matter...
Baldrick Brown has an I.Q. so low he was beaten by a chimpanzee in a game of draughts so if he comes up with a cunning plan be careful of taking it seriously. Baldrick though thinks he has come up with the most cunning of all cunning plans he has...
At a recent press conference Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrats hit back at accusations that his party was irrelevant. "Just because we will never ever hold government does not make us irrelevant" he told a rather apathetic crowd of around 2 pe...
Johnny Balls, the Secretary of State for Childrens Television Presenters, has told critics of the cabinet to think again. Following the recent failed plot to remove Gordon Brown, Balls called for unity. "Let's all unite against Gordon. If we can stic...
British political leaders Gordon Brown and David Cameron are already sparring with each other to compete for the Chav vote prior to general elections in June of this year. Brown is looking for Labour to secure a fourth consecutive term in office...
Gordon Brown today confirmed what everyone already suspected. This Labour Government has run out of gas. "There's not much left and the forecast is looking very gloomy" said the troubled PM. Things have got so bad that Lord Mandy Stalin has b...
Gordon Brown was left with some explaining to do when Harriet Harman, governemt Minister was issued an ASBO for singing the current Rage Against The Machine single - Killing In The Name 'in anger' while shopping. Ms Harman had been shopping at Lid...
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