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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Wedding Plans In Eastern Europe

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Wedding Plans In Eastern Europe

With a lot of the final scenes being shot for the last double episode of Twilight, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart say they plan to do exactly as they promised their fans some time ago, get married. "We wanted the whole movie madness thing to...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Building Smaller Dracula Castle After Infamous Ancestor!

Robert Pattinson Building Smaller Dracula Castle After Infamous Ancestor!

Apparently the actor Robert Pattinson can't get over the fact that he is related to Vlad the Impaler of the 1400's who was the original "Dracula", which was his family name. "Pattinson talks about the evil monster all the time", stated Ashley Gree...

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Funny story: Sturridge on Pattinson-Stewart voodoo rumours

Sturridge on Pattinson-Stewart voodoo rumours

There has been a lot of rumours on the internet recently about Pattinson and Stewart planning a voodoo wedding or commitment ceremony. However according to a drunken Tom Sturridge, found slumped in a corner of a Louisiana bar recently, the rumours...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?

According to Skoob Entertainment News Hollywood correspondent, Brick McMuffin, the hottest ticket in town this week is for a themed Halloween party at a rented mansion in a secret location, high in the Hollywood Hills. Hosted by Twilight triumvira...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart's Steamy Vampire Sex Scene In Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart's Steamy Vampire Sex Scene In Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Insiders who have seen parts of the scripts for "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" have hinted that there will be a very steamy sex scene between the two leading stars, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. "Parts of the script were left on someone's...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Fool Their Many Fans

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Fool Their Many Fans

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart went unrecognized at a recent gig last week as they came up with a great disguise. The 'Twilight' stars - who have long been rumoured to be a real life couple at many of the hotels and motels around the count...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Admits She Is Also Attracted To Justin Bieber

Kristen Stewart Admits She Is Also Attracted To Justin Bieber

Move over Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart in a new interview in this week's "The Daily Doozer", candidly admits that she has also been interested in young singing sensation, Justin Bieber. "I don't think Miley and I are the only ones", she told the T...

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Funny story: Catfight Between Kristen Stewart And Emma Watson Over Robert Pattinson Is 'Nothing But A Media Creation.'

Catfight Between Kristen Stewart And Emma Watson Over Robert Pattinson Is 'Nothing But A Media Creation.'

Following a number of alarming revelations that a major catfight is brewing between Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson over the affections of Robert Pattinson, Skoob Entertainment News decided it was high time we got to the bottom of things. So to sp...

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Funny story: Stewart's Black Tourmaline Vajazzling Crystals Banish Wedding Demons

Stewart's Black Tourmaline Vajazzling Crystals Banish Wedding Demons

According to the book of world records the largest woman ever was Rosalie Bradford of Auburndale, Florida, at 1,199 pounds. Rosalie Bradford was on the verge of topping 1,200 pounds when she died at 63 in 2007. She was one fully loaded pizza away. Ro...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart gets vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons face ripped to shreds in unrelated incident.

Kristen Stewart gets vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons face ripped to shreds in unrelated incident.

Kristen Stewart, star of films and stuff, had some diamond shizzle glued to her dizzle, like all the other girls are doing of late, while she was on the set of her new movie in New Orleans. According to one source, as filming wrapped for the day,...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"

Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, and Nina Dobrev To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens"

HOLLYWOOD - The Monteverdi Brothers, Amaretto and Staccato, both noted directors and producers, have just announced that they will soon be traveling to Sighisoara, Transylvania, to film their next motion picture entitled The Revenge of The Vajazzled...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"

Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez To Star In "Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted producer/director Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will shortly begin filming on his new movie entitled Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Brasshorn purchased the book rights from noted sports author E...

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Funny story: Slave to Love?

Slave to Love?

Robert Pattisnon has hit back at recent gossip column claims that he is Kristen Stewarts "slave". "Its just simply not true," , he said in a recent interview over a beer and cigarette in a bar in Texas. "It is true, that I sometimes run errands...

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Funny story: Pattinson Challenges Stewarts Co-Star To Duel

Pattinson Challenges Stewarts Co-Star To Duel

Robert Pattinson was furious when he walked in and discovered girlfriend Kristen Stewart in bed with her "On The Road" co-star, Viggo Mortensen. A source said "He lost it completely. Took his gloves off and slapped Mortensen around the face with t...

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Funny story: Stewart and Pattinson Leave Bel-Air Lovenest and Move Into Castle

Stewart and Pattinson Leave Bel-Air Lovenest and Move Into Castle

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and shadow Tom Sturridge , have moved out of their luxury rented pad in Stone Valley Bel-Air. A source in the estate agents office said they liked the house but felt the need to move somewhere larger and more in l...

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Funny story: Kristen Srewart: Leaving Tooth Marks On My Breasts!

Kristen Srewart: Leaving Tooth Marks On My Breasts!

"Oh I know this vampire thing isn't going to hurt me as I don't know of any real vampires, except people like Bernie Madoff who suck the life right out of people. But we, Robert Pattinson and I, felt something very strange when we went back and saw t...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Private Heartache - She Is Being Stalked By Two Stalkers

Kristen Stewart's Private Heartache - She Is Being Stalked By Two Stalkers

DETROIT - Kristen Stewart was in Motown to see about purchasing a 2011 Ferrari, which she has wanted for quite some time now. As she was looking at the various cars in The Blue Lion Ferrari Dealership she noticed a man in a Los Angeles Dodgers cap...

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