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Funny story: "You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

"You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...

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Funny story: Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides

Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides

Washington, DC -- As the gun control debate enters its fifth month with no end in sight, mental health authorities are blaming the drawn out policy dispute for a rise in the nation's suicide rate. The major television ratings bureaus report a 12.2...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Wants To Buy An NBA D-League Team

Kim Kardashian Wants To Buy An NBA D-League Team

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian recently had a talk with her baby daddy-to-be Kanye West regarding a sports proposition. Kim, who according to West is beginning to look like a human volcano, wants to experience the thrill of owning a sports team.

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Funny story: Nude Photos of A Pregnant Kim Kardashian Hit The Internet

Nude Photos of A Pregnant Kim Kardashian Hit The Internet

REDONDO BEACH, California - Kanye West, who is Kim Kardashian's baby daddy wants to know how in the world nude photos of Kim ended up on the Internet. West who wants to marry Kim but cannot for the simple reason that she is still legally married t...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Admits That She 's Hurt By The Horrible Movie Reviews

Kim Kardashian Admits That She 's Hurt By The Horrible Movie Reviews

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian is very upset that she has been clobbered by the movie critics regarding her performance in the new motion picture Tyler Perry's Temptation. Pomona Vox with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine said that Kim has about a...

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Funny story: Kris Humphries Says Kim Kardashian Is Looking Like The Goodyear Blimp

Kris Humphries Says Kim Kardashian Is Looking Like The Goodyear Blimp

NEW YORK CITY - Kris Humphries of the Brooklyn Nets was visiting a friend in Coney Island when he was asked about his wife Kim Kardashian (the two are still legally married). Humphries made a face and told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle t...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Relationship Hits The Shaky Stage

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Relationship Hits The Shaky Stage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - One of the most out there couples in Tinsel Town, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have hit a pretty good speed bump in their relationship. Taffeta Kixx with Hollywood's Gossipette Gazette reports that there is definitely some troub...

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Funny story: Michigan Woman Sees A Vision of Kim Kardashian On Her Muffin

Michigan Woman Sees A Vision of Kim Kardashian On Her Muffin

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Gwendolyn R. Glickerquest, 47, of Kalamazoo was having lunch with her husband of 29 years, Walter at a local Cinderella Cafeteria. As she looked down at her plate of Chicken Fried Steak with a side of okra and a side of spina...

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Funny story: Gronk Won't Dance with the Stars at the Oscars

Gronk Won't Dance with the Stars at the Oscars

Just when you thought Gronk had turned over a new leaf, he has reverted to form-until someone put undue pressure on his career. Like a Bas Relief on a Greek vase, a thing of beauty is a joy forever. And, Gronk was heading for the world of beau...

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Funny story: Congress To Choose An American For Pope

Congress To Choose An American For Pope

Washington, DC - Calling the health-related retirement of Pope Benedict XVI "a tragic opportunity," congressional leaders have declared that America will field a candidate in the upcoming election for the next pontiff. "It's a free world, isn't it...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Phantom Pregnancy

Kim Kardashian's Phantom Pregnancy

Celebrity Magazine "Bithcy Do-Dah" has revealed that Kim Kardashian has been faking her pregnancy. The celebrity socialite has become jealous of rival Beyonce's baby doll. An insider said, "Kim has wanted to have her own 're-born' doll baby. She...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Claims To Be Voice Behind Manti Te'o Hoax

Kim Kardashian Claims To Be Voice Behind Manti Te'o Hoax

BILLINGSGATE POST - Kim Kardashian, between whose legs no white man has been, told Hollywood reporter, Rex the Wonder Dog Pulozo, that she was the voice behind Lennay Kekua, the purported girl friend of beleagured Notre Dame football star, Manti Te'o...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Very Depressed Over Swatting Incident

Kim Kardashian Very Depressed Over Swatting Incident

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim "Baby Bump" Kardashian has just informed the entertainment media that she is so angry and so depressed about the latest swatting incident that she could literally spit screws. The still married girlfriend of Kanye West was re...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Inaction Threatens U.S. Economy

Lindsay Lohan's Inaction Threatens U.S. Economy

For the last three days straight Lindsay Lohan did nothing bad. She didn't threaten her own freedom by lying, stealing or driving while under the influence. She was low key. Wall Street Investors and Las Vegas book makers were shocked and appalle...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Expecting A Little Kim or A Little Kanye

Kim Kardashian Expecting A Little Kim or A Little Kanye

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was spotted at the trendy Beverly Hills baby store, Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff with her ever-present boyfriend Kanye "The Stare" West. Kim, who has recently admitted to gaining 11 pounds, looked pleasantly p...

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Funny story: Bruce Jenner Talking The Big "D"

Bruce Jenner Talking The Big "D"

HOLLYWOOD - Stating that he has put up with way more BS than what 99.7 percent of American males would, Bruce Jenner has reportedly contacted famed L.A. attorney Ginger Allred about getting a divorce from Queen Kris of The House of Kardashian. The...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian wows the crowd in Bahrain! Malt shop burns tho

Kim Kardashian wows the crowd in Bahrain! Malt shop burns tho

MANAMA, Bahrain (ABSNN) - Riot police were forced to fire tear gas canisters at hardline Islamic protesters who were angered at the presence in the city of Kim Kardashian. "God is great; Kim's a slut," the crowd shouted in Arabic. Kardashian, who j...

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