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Funny story: Katie Price: It Was A Set-Up

Katie Price: It Was A Set-Up

Katie Price has exclusively revealed the truth behind the secret love affair of her former husband Peter Andre. She informed the press this morning that she set Pete up by planting a secret lover within his circle of friends. Katie revealed how sh...

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Funny story: Katie Price: I Don't Get Chezza

Katie Price: I Don't Get Chezza

Katie Price has exclusively revealed what she thinks of the way Chezza Cole is dealing with her marriage breakdown. National sweetheart Chezza yesterday announced that she has called off all her public appearances in order to keep a low profile.

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Funny story: Katie Price's World Cup Hopes

Katie Price's World Cup Hopes

Katie Price has been named as the new England manager in a shock move announced earlier today at FA HQ in London. Speculation had literally reached fever pitch over who will take over the England Manager's position following Fabio Capello's being...

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Funny story: Alex Reid's Chat Show Shocker

Alex Reid's Chat Show Shocker

Fire engines were called in to a London TV studio today when the pre-recording of an interview for the usually uneventful Johnny Wossy Show went catastrophically wrong. The interviewee was Katie Price's transvestite second husband, and former cage-fi...

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Funny story: Peter Andre: I'm On Team Tweedy

Peter Andre: I'm On Team Tweedy

Team Andre have been instructed to support Cheryl Cole, following this afternoon's predictable announcement that the nation's sweetheart has separated from her wayward husband Ashley. Immediately after the announcement was made Peter tweeted an i...

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Funny story: Flaming Katie Enrages Cage Fans

Flaming Katie Enrages Cage Fans

The second husband and cage-fighting transvestite belonging to businesswoman Katie Price, has revealed how he is happy to take his wife's name. Dressed in a tiara and bikini whilst promoting her latest autobiography 31 year old glamour model Katie...

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Funny story: Katie Price Recalled By Manufacturers

Katie Price Recalled By Manufacturers

Super slut and media whore Katie Jordan Price has been sensationally recalled by her manufacturer. The recall has been issued due to a 'potentially severe and fatal component fault' within her structure. It is believed by experts that her 'air...

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Funny story: Katie Price - Billions Of People Just Don't Care!

Katie Price - Billions Of People Just Don't Care!

It may come as a surprise to millions of Britons, and will especially come as a HUGE surprise to Katie Price, but research carried out by a team of Oxford statisticians reveals that there are billions of people who neither know, nor care less what th...

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Funny story: Katie Price Sends Bargis Tryhol A Valentine's Card

Katie Price Sends Bargis Tryhol A Valentine's Card

There was much hilarity in our office today when staffer Bargis Tryhol - the man with the world's largest penis - got a suggestive Valentine card in the post purporting to be from none other than Katie "Jordan" Price, although we couldn't possibly sw...

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Funny story: Alex Reid And Katie Price Rubbish Malicious Divorce Rumours

Alex Reid And Katie Price Rubbish Malicious Divorce Rumours

Alex 'Rocky' Reid, the man who gets a buzz out of dressing up in women's clothing and fighting in enclosed areas (I'm not allowed to call him a cross dressing cage fighter any more, oh...wait...forget I said that) and Katie 'Jordan' Price, the horse...

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Funny story: What Katie Didn't Do Next

What Katie Didn't Do Next

Plastic-chested Katie Lowprice, a silly English girl who is only famous for having a ridiculous plastic chest that isn't even the right shape, was on UK TV again today in the programme 'What Katie Didn't Do Next'. Misty Price, loved by certain gi...

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Funny story: Katie Price warned she is not Jordan

Katie Price warned she is not Jordan

King Abdullah the nasty Dictator and oppressor of the people in Jordan has launched an astonishing attack on Katie Price aka Jordan. Abdullah has warned Price to stop using the name Jordan as that is the name of his country and she has no right to...

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Funny story: Jordan - No JT Cock Shocker

Jordan - No JT Cock Shocker

Celebrity glamour girl and home made interweb porno star Jordan, also known as Katie Over-Priced, has today revealed that she has never had a fumble with shamed England captain John Terrence. This has come as somewhat of a shock to the sports and...

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Funny story: Alex Reid and Katie Price: The Honeymoon Is Already Over!

Alex Reid and Katie Price: The Honeymoon Is Already Over!

LAS VEGAS - Goodness, gracious. In the words of Mr. Hoover, Damn! Mr. and Mrs. Alex Reid hadn't even been married seven hours when they had their first spat. It seems that Alex Reid and Katie Reid, formerly Katie Price, walked into a strip club ca...

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Funny story: Peter Andre to take up Tractor Driving

Peter Andre to take up Tractor Driving

Pint-sized Aussie warbler, Peter Andre, has decided to take up tractor driving in an effort to win back the affections of Katie Price. The performer turned plougher hopes that it will show Katie that he's just as much man as Alex Reid and that the st...

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Funny story: Alex Reid and Katie Price Tie The Knot In Las Vegas

Alex Reid and Katie Price Tie The Knot In Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS - Catching everyone by surprise including themselves, Alex Reid, winner of this years Celebrity Big Brother and Katie Price, a glamour model have entered into marriage with a quickie wedding in the gambling capital of the world. Katie wo...

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Funny story: Katie Price Denies Shagging John Terry

Katie Price Denies Shagging John Terry

Glamour model Katie Price aka Jordan was the latest name to be sucked into the John Terry sex scandal weekend extravaganza following allegations from a former Brighton B&B employee that the couple had checked in at a hotel room together in June o...

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