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Funny story: Mini-Me, Vern Troyer Offers to Wed Kate Gosselin

Mini-Me, Vern Troyer Offers to Wed Kate Gosselin

The news that Kate Gosselin is shopping for a husband is generating a lot of buzz about Hollywood and several B-list actors are coming forward to help her in her quest. "I've even gotten a few proposals from women to become my life partner," says Kat...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Puts Dancing Skills to Work Giving Lap Dances

Kate Gosselin Puts Dancing Skills to Work Giving Lap Dances

Reading, PA - Never one to fret about where her next paycheck is coming from what with all her new-found skills and all, Kate Gosselin has put her recent professional dancing skills to use at the local Squat 'n Grind Club in Reading, PA. "Gosh," says...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Jonesing for Katie Holmes' Life

Kate Gosselin Jonesing for Katie Holmes' Life

So far, Kate Gosselin's attempt at becoming a big name in Hollywood has failed miserably, but that isn't keeping her from her dream of some day having her name associated with stardom. Perhaps all those lonely, angry housewives who've been in Kate's...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Butt Gets Booted Off of Dancing With The Stars But It Will Appear In PlayMister Magazine

Kate Gosselin's Butt Gets Booted Off of Dancing With The Stars But It Will Appear In PlayMister Magazine

CHICAGO - Like the old Lithuanian saying goes, 'when one door closes another one opens.' And Kate Gosselin is proof of that. No sooner had "King Kate" gotten her Pennsylvania puckeroo kicked off the dancing reality show when her cell phone rang w...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: "Graceless" Kate Gosselin is Going, Going, Gone!

Dancing With The Stars: "Graceless" Kate Gosselin is Going, Going, Gone!

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson found herself in Dancing With The Stars bottom two again. But she managed to get by as the American viewers voted to send Kate "The Statue" Gosselin back to her Reading, Pennsylvania home. When her name was announced as...

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Funny story: Desperate Octomom Kate Gosselin has emergency foot surgery

Desperate Octomom Kate Gosselin has emergency foot surgery

In what is called foreshadowing a frantic Kate Gosselin chose 'Don't Forget About Me' on 'Dancing with the Stars' and her abysmal performance has forced her into drastic measures. Kate's disgusted partner, Tony Divamona, slammed on the child ditc...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Kate "Graceless" Gosselin May Be Dancing Her Swan Song

Dancing With The Stars: Kate "Graceless" Gosselin May Be Dancing Her Swan Song

HOLLYWOOD - Taxes are certain. Ann Coulter's sarcasm is certain. Peyton Manning touchdown passes are certain. And another thing that is certain is that Kate Gosselin, aka "King Kate," aka "Madam Obnoxious," aka "Graceless" Gosselin will not end up...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Eying Federal Assistance After Being Booted from DWTS

Kate Gosselin Eying Federal Assistance After Being Booted from DWTS

You can see it in her eyes. The fight is fading from Kate Gosselin. She seems to finally be getting it. She can't dance, she can't sing, and as for acting, the only thing she seems to be good at is a theatrical rant and rave here or there or a teary-...

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Funny story: Jon & Kate Sex Feud Heats Up as Couple Swaps Intimate Details on Marriage!

Jon & Kate Sex Feud Heats Up as Couple Swaps Intimate Details on Marriage!

Following exposure concerning his 'wee winky' revealed by one his nubile playmates, wife Kate Gosselin continued the thread confirming the report and revealing her pet nick name for her ex husband Jon: Stubby! Jon was quick to retort commenting o...

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Funny story: Octomom Kate Gosselin's Uterus Falls out During 'Dancing With the Scars'

Octomom Kate Gosselin's Uterus Falls out During 'Dancing With the Scars'

Taking full advantage of what will certainly be a short Hollywood career Kate Gosselin, of 'Kate and Eight' fame, suffered the most humiliating and hilarious of fates during a live broadcast. The scheme was to capitalize on her recent fame and th...

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Funny story: Emmy Nod Goes to Kate Gosselin for Inside Edition Interview

Emmy Nod Goes to Kate Gosselin for Inside Edition Interview

Los Angeles, CA - It may be too soon to speculate, but rumors have it that Kate Gosselin may just take home a Primetime Emmy this fall for her recently spectacular performance on Inside Edition where she convincingly told her interviewer that she mis...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Survives Another Week on Dancing With The Stars

Kate Gosselin Survives Another Week on Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most famous mothers in the history of TV reality shows Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 has somehow managed to survive another week on Dancing With The Stars. Kate's professional dance teacher Tony Dovolani shook his hea...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin: The Reason I Am Such A Lousy Dancer Is Because of My Children

Kate Gosselin: The Reason I Am Such A Lousy Dancer Is Because of My Children

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, the mother on the now defunct Jon and Kate Plus 8 reality show, and the dancer (?) on the current Dancing With The Stars reality show has finally spoken out. The 35-year-old blonde has stated publicly that th...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Files Court Papers For It To Be "Jon Plus 8 Minus Kate"

Jon Gosselin Files Court Papers For It To Be "Jon Plus 8 Minus Kate"

PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin the former Jon of the old reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8, has filed documents in the state court that state that he wants the kids taken away from their mother Kate, aka "King Kate," and custody given to him. Jon stated...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin May Quit Dancing With The Stars To Take Care of Her "Plus 8" Kids

Kate Gosselin May Quit Dancing With The Stars To Take Care of Her "Plus 8" Kids

READING, Pennsylvania - It is no secret that Kate Gosselin has got to be one of the worst contestants in the history of Dancing With The Stars. Even her dance instructor Tony Dovolani says that Kate has two left feet, no sense of rhythm whatsoever...

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Funny story: Jesse James / Kate Gosselin Sex Tape Revealed

Jesse James / Kate Gosselin Sex Tape Revealed

While Sandra Bullock had scoffed at the existence of a sex tape between herself and nearly estranged hubby, Jesse James, one reportedly may exist between the motorcycle bad boy and Kate Gosselin. Kate Gosselin, now infamous for her treatment of fo...

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Funny story: DWTS Judge Calls Kate "Super Bitch from Hell"

DWTS Judge Calls Kate "Super Bitch from Hell"

Finally, someone gets it. Kate Gosselin is in her element when she is portraying a bitch. That is when her natural talent shines. On the last episode of Dancing with the Stars, Judge Bruno Tonioli stated that she actually came out on stage as "the su...

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