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Funny story: Biden considering candidates for New Hobgoblin Awards—including himself

Biden considering candidates for New Hobgoblin Awards—including himself

On the heels of a storm of criticism against health advisor Anthony Fauci, President Biden has stepped forward to defend his embattled aide. Mr. Fauci said this about masks, then something else as the pandemic moved on. Plus he said this about…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights

Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that has the entire left coast state of California cheering with joyous joy, the oldest of the 5 Kardashian sisters has been chosen by President Biden to head up the newly-formed Department of Women’s Righ…

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Funny story: Biden Cites “Row vs Wade” - Orders Blockade Of All Afghanistan Seaports

Biden Cites “Row vs Wade” - Orders Blockade Of All Afghanistan Seaports

BILLINGSGATE POST: To placate conservative members of Congress regarding his order to have all of our troops out of Afghanistan by July 1st, President Biden announced today, “That under the authority granted to him under the ‘Row vs Wade Amendment’…

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Funny story: Biden invites spoofers Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to White House for pow wow

Biden invites spoofers Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to White House for pow wow

President Biden surprised more than a few people today when he issued invitations to two top spoofers known as Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to meet with him at the White House. Asked his reasoning, Biden said “It’s time we get up close and perso…

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Funny story: Where’s Hunter Update: Harvesting Bat Guano In Galapagos

Where’s Hunter Update: Harvesting Bat Guano In Galapagos

BILLINGSGATE POST: He has to be somewhere. Now we know. With most of the incoming news on Hunter Biden’s whereabouts coming from the New York Post, including lurid pictures of Hunter balancing two totally nekid hookers on his lower abdomen, each fa…

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Funny story: President Biden found after 5 hour search inside White House!

President Biden found after 5 hour search inside White House!

Secret Service agents feared the worst but they finally located President Biden after an exhaustive five hour search. Things looked bleak when they found no trace of the president after a second pass through every room in the White House but he f…

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Funny story: President Biden missing: Thought to be inside the White House

President Biden missing: Thought to be inside the White House

The Secret Service sounds the alarms this morning as President Joe Biden went missing and his whereabouts could not be determined. The agent that last saw him was with the president in the Oval Office. "He shuffled across the room to the washroom.

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Funny story: Elon Musk Tells President Biden That When His Musk Astronauts Land on Mars – The Planet Becomes The Property of Elon Musk Inc.

Elon Musk Tells President Biden That When His Musk Astronauts Land on Mars – The Planet Becomes The Property of Elon Musk Inc.

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire Elon Musk recently told Oprah Winfrey that he’s not conceited, he’s just cock-sure. The man who could single-handedly feed half-a-dozen third world countries with money from his miscellaneous fund stated…

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Funny story: Mr. Joe: The Hoarse Whisperer

Mr. Joe: The Hoarse Whisperer

BILLINGSGATE POST: There is every reason to believe that President Biden would be lost if not for his Teleprompter. But there are those who believe that when he is squinting his eyes, as if he were looking into the sun, the words coming out of his mo…

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Funny story: A Well-Known Terrorist Group Has Purchased a Popular Fast Food Restaurant In Florida

A Well-Known Terrorist Group Has Purchased a Popular Fast Food Restaurant In Florida

HURRICANE HAVEN, Florida – (Satire News) - The Eyes Like a Hawk Detective Agency has just made it known that three individuals who are believed to be charter members of the Mofoliban terrorist group have just purchased a fast food hamburger restaura…

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Funny story: CDC updates COVID-19 guidelines for glory holes

CDC updates COVID-19 guidelines for glory holes

The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced today new COVID-19 guidelines for managers, employees and patrons of glory holes. The new measures permit fully-vaccinated patrons to go maskless at a glory hole, and also spe…

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Funny story: Biden to waive patents for vaccines in exchange for India's best tandoori chicken recipe

Biden to waive patents for vaccines in exchange for India's best tandoori chicken recipe

US President Joe Biden announced today his administration was willing to change its stance on assisting India in its catastrophic battle with COVID-19. Biden is willing to send the proprietary scientific details about the production of the Pfizer…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Super-Duper Second Great Big Lie

Donald Trump’s Super-Duper Second Great Big Lie

There are many Trump lies, but one of the first and biggest was former President Barack Obama was born in Kenya. That lie had a lifespan of many years. However, the Obama-Kenya lie is presently in the footnotes of history. Trump, the perpetrator…

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Funny story: President Joe Biden To Meet With President Vladimir Putin and President Kim Jong-un In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

President Joe Biden To Meet With President Vladimir Putin and President Kim Jong-un In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Biden White House is that President Joe Biden will be traveling to the beautiful resort city of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in September to meet with the leaders of Russia and North Korea, Vladimi…

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Funny story: TOUCHDOWN! Chinese Rocket Falls On Elmer Smuckmeister’s Out House

TOUCHDOWN! Chinese Rocket Falls On Elmer Smuckmeister’s Out House

BILLINGSGATE POST: “WTF!” The chances of hitting a populated area are small, but not zero. The Long March 5B rocket carrying China’s Tianhe space station from the Wenchang Space Launch Center in southern China on April 29, was carried out despite the…

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Funny story: What BIG LIE? - Is Donald Trump "The Truth"?

What BIG LIE? - Is Donald Trump "The Truth"?

There appears to be a BIG LIE in the USA, perpetuated by loser Donald Trump and his hoodwinked friends in the Republican Party. The twice impeached president and un-indicted co-conspirator Donald Trump claim he won the 2020 election! Imagine! An…

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Funny story: Kamala, Poozleosi and Biden: Two Jerks and a Squirt

Kamala, Poozleosi and Biden: Two Jerks and a Squirt

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Pantheon of fools, the Three Stooges were without peer. But that was nearly 80 years ago. Since then, they have been outshone and nearly forgotten as the years passed by. They were active from 1922 until 1970. Best remember…

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