Revealing the worst kept secret in world football, Chelsea this morning announced Andriy Shevchenko would not be returning to Stamford Bridge for the coming season, to be replaced by a shock signing from Asia. The surprising part of the deal is that...
Three England players were married today in the biggest show of commitment to the national team for decades.
England footballers, including captain John Terry and his Chelsea team mate Frank Lamppost, have told the Football Association that they will not play for England again unless they are given a
Wayne Rooney has broken a leg while training for England's Euro 2008 qualifier with Israel.
A huge black cloud of despondency hung over Stamford Bridge at the weekend, when it was announced that the grandfather of Chelsea captain John Terry had been found dead at home.
John Terry, the player at the centre of the 'kicked unconscious' allegations in the Carling Cup Final at the weekend, is in trouble with the Football Association and with the alleged 'attacker', Abou Diaby
John Terry, the Torquay United footballer, woke up in hospital last night and told doctors about a fantastic dream he had, in which in he believed he was a Chelsea and England international defender.
Premiership Chelsea have announced kit change plans and a new sponsor for the 2007/08 season.
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