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Funny story: "Big Mac" & "The Rack" And The Blame Game Begins

"Big Mac" & "The Rack" And The Blame Game Begins

HELL, Michigan - Well it is official. The 'blame game' has finally kicked off. Insiders for the McCain-Palin campaign report that the GOP 'in-fighting' has already started. An aide close to John McCain has revealed that McCain has already made so...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Promises McCain Will Receive The Eskimo Vote

Sarah Palin Promises McCain Will Receive The Eskimo Vote

DEADHORSE, Alaska - Election pundits, experts, advisers, and consultants are projecting that Sarah Palin will definitely help John McCain carry Alaska's Eskimo vote. According to the experts, there had been some concern early on in the presidenti...

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Funny story: McCain Palin Call for Election Postponement due to Weather

McCain Palin Call for Election Postponement due to Weather

Billy Ray Cyrus, spokesperson from the McCain Palin camp have informed the public that Republicans filed writ for postponement of election proceedings due to heavy rain and storms ravaging east and west coast communities as well as northern and south...

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Funny story: Arnie really is the Terminator: Coup Planned

Arnie really is the Terminator: Coup Planned

Rumours are rife that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is considering a bloodless coup if Senator Barack Obama is elected President on Tuesday. The former "Terminator" is so incensed at the prospect of a half Kenyan blowin from the 'burbs getting u...

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Funny story: Bush Endorses Obama

Bush Endorses Obama

President George W. Bush stunned the nation today as he endorsed Barack Obama. Polls show a precipitous drop for Obama and John McCain is now predicted to win the election by a landslide. Bush spoke highly of Obama this morning at a diner in Texas...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross recruited to McCain Presidential Campaign

Jonathan Ross recruited to McCain Presidential Campaign

Washington DC, USA - It has been revealed that the controversial British TV presenter Jonathan Ross has been recruited by the Republican Party in an attempt to boost the flailing presidential campaign of US Senator John McCain. "My agent called m...

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Funny story: A Good, Clean Fight

A Good, Clean Fight

The main lights blazed on, making the wrestling ring the focus of everyones attention. The announcer strides purposefully to the middle of it. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the mixed weight division fight for the championship of the Presidency!" barked the announcer to the rabid crowd in the arena. "On our right," he gestures towards toward a corner, "we have Barack Obama and his sidekick J...

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Funny story: Republican Sources: A Palin-Plumber Ticket In 2012

Republican Sources: A Palin-Plumber Ticket In 2012

(Bowling Green-OH) It was after Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher was brought out as a surprise guest by Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin at a rally in the battleground state of Ohio that high ranking Republican party officials...

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Funny story: "Joe the Plumber" eliminated on reality TV show

"Joe the Plumber" eliminated on reality TV show

New Holland, OH--Joe the Plumber, real name Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, of Holland, Ohio, competed against 18 contestants for a chance to become John McCain's new best talking point on the FOX Network's reality show "John McCain's My New BTP." Joe wa...

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Funny story: An Obamable McPalin Did You Say?

An Obamable McPalin Did You Say?

Many question the monstrous amounts of money both Presidential candidates have been putting out for their campaigns when everyone is already familiar with them. Both McCain and Obama have spent millions promoting themselves, yet their words and i...

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Funny story: McCain Appeals to Willie Loman the Salesman!

McCain Appeals to Willie Loman the Salesman!

Maybe it's the fake frozen smile or the road weary walk. Some suggest it's the stiff, arthritic gestures while others find his history of infidelity the reminiscent trait. The one thing all agree upon is that John McCain and the American tragic...

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Funny story: Even Joe the Plumber Abandons McCain-Palin!

Even Joe the Plumber Abandons McCain-Palin!

John McCain, looking gimpy-er than ever, with his second wife Cindy looking more and more granddaughtery gave a shout out to Joe the Plumber at one of his sparsely populated pre mortems. there were so few in attendance that had McCain not been so sla...

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Funny story: McCain left unattended, wanders onto stage asking for Joe the Plumber

McCain left unattended, wanders onto stage asking for Joe the Plumber

Defiance, Ohio - Left unattended by his campaign aides, John McCain wandered onto the stage of his political fund raising rally today and started asking the audience if they had seen Joe the Plumber. "It was a toss up as to who looked more stun and c...

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Funny story: US Quadrillenial Halloween Costume Contest Approaches Conclusion

US Quadrillenial Halloween Costume Contest Approaches Conclusion

Washington DC. We are approaching the final week of the exciting national Halloween costume competition, which is held once every four years. This year, the competition is as fierce as ever, with many great costumes and outfits on display. But it'...

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Funny story: Accidental Invasion - An Alarming New Trend?

Accidental Invasion - An Alarming New Trend?

Alarmed by recent incursions into 'Bad Guy' countries by 'Good Guy' forces, officials in the tiny European country of Liechtenstein today announced new security measures in response to the "accidental invasion" last year by its closest neighbor, Swit...

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Funny story: Scientists develop realistic artificial heart

Scientists develop realistic artificial heart

Immediately after scientists announced the availability of the new heart, they received special visitors John McCain and Barack Obama. Both began arguing over who should get the heart. McCain claimed that he needed it because his was so old. Oba...

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Funny story: Republicans Proclaim Nov 4th Dia de los Muertos Republicanos

Republicans Proclaim Nov 4th Dia de los Muertos Republicanos

Arlington National Cemetery, Arlington, VA - The Republican Party has decided to celebrate in anticipation of a massive defeat at the polls on November 4th by proclaiming Election Day 'Day of the Dead Republicans'. "We Republicans don't like...

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