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Funny story: Is the Bible about to be made more factual?

Is the Bible about to be made more factual?

It is a source of great consternation to many Christians that the Bible, their holiest book, is more of a holey book. Now moves are afoot to correct some of the self contradictions and factual inaccuracies that riddle the tome. "The problems start...

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Funny story: Jesus's birth was not supernatural

Jesus's birth was not supernatural

A new scripture, the gospel of Bob, has been found in the deserts of Israel. It describes intimate details about the love life of Mary, mother of Jesus, and is sure to rock the foundations of the Christian world. In the gospel, which is written in the form of a sitcom, it describes Mary meeting her parents and telling her them of her pregnancy. It says: Mary: Hi, Mum, I have something to tel...

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Funny story: Rick Perry Incompetent at Finding Jesus on Amistad Street

Rick Perry Incompetent at Finding Jesus on Amistad Street

While touring the Midwest on the campaign trail, Rick Perry decided to take a detour to a fabled corner in the southern lands of America. A song speaks of a corner where the First path meets the road to Amistad. According to mythical radiological...

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Funny story: The number of Jesus's foreskin relics explained

The number of Jesus's foreskin relics explained

Pope Benedict has made a decision to explain the eighteen different holy relics all claiming to be the one true foreskin of Jesus Christ superstar. "Holy relics are an important part of the Catholic church," said Archdeacon Dean Conarch. "There ar...

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Funny story: Jesus Lowers Sales Taxes for Getting into Heaven

Jesus Lowers Sales Taxes for Getting into Heaven

Jesus is reducing his sales tax on getting to heaven to one percent, but this is only for the poor people of the world, this is drastically down from the record high 10% seen for two centuries. "I see may tax was causing more poor people to suff...

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Funny story: Mel "Mad" Gibson to produce Jewish warrior epic 'Jesus Strikes Back' with all-Aussie cast

Mel "Mad" Gibson to produce Jewish warrior epic 'Jesus Strikes Back' with all-Aussie cast

Director and overactor Mel "Mad" Gibson is set to produce another blockbuster biblical drama about Jewish hero and famous witticist, Jesus. The 65-year-old is collaborating with screenwriter Joe Eszterhazy to tell the story of the famously buff Je...

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Funny story: 'W*nking Jesus' ad banned

'W*nking Jesus' ad banned

London - A mobile phone company has been censured for using religious imagery to boost sales. The 'winking Jesus' offended people's sensibilities almost as much as a previous 'Messiah' campaign for glue-maker No More Nails. Commenting on the ba...

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Funny story: Tony Blair father of Rupert Murdoch's child

Tony Blair father of Rupert Murdoch's child

In a shock statement released today, it was revealed that former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is the real father of Rupert Murdoch's youngest child after taking part in an immaculate conception ceremony in the Holy land with the Australian Oliga...

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Funny story: Spurs clinch deal for FC Nazareth superstar

Spurs clinch deal for FC Nazareth superstar

Tottenham Hotspur have clinched a two year deal for FC Nazareth star Jesus Christ. Jesus, 2011, has been in talks with the North London side since Easter, but is now glad to be with what he calls his 'second home'. "I'm so glad to be here", sa...

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Funny story: Dale Winton claims "I am the Messiah"

Dale Winton claims "I am the Messiah"

Camp perma-tanned housewives' favourite Dale Winton has controversially announced that he is a messenger of God, and that he has an important message for the human race. Dale was on holiday in Egypt and decided to go for a walk in the desert "to c...

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Funny story: Local Man Gives All the Credit to Jesus after Polishing off Cheese Omelet

Local Man Gives All the Credit to Jesus after Polishing off Cheese Omelet

Libuse, La. - Mrs. Del Taylor remembers last Friday morning when, she says with a bit of nervous laughter, she discovered only four eggs and a small packet of grated American cheese in the refrigerator. Her husband Kenny was in the bathroom readying...

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Funny story: Theologians discover new book of the bible

Theologians discover new book of the bible

Theologians working in Jerusalem have uncovered a new text that accompanies the New Testament having been written by Joseph of Nazareth. "It's an amazing first hand account," said Al Salem, a theologian at the Jerusalem Bible Study Institute in B...

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Funny story: Church of England embrace weaponary shock

Church of England embrace weaponary shock

The Church of England, for decades branded the Tory Party at Prayer, have unveiled shocking new plans to take their form of Christianity into the 21st Century. Not since the Crusades have a denomination decided to radicalize so thoroughly and with...

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Funny story: Armaggedon is an everyday occurrence affecting many poor sods. Elvis, Michael Jackson, Jesus, Liberace, to name a few.

Armaggedon is an everyday occurrence affecting many poor sods. Elvis, Michael Jackson, Jesus, Liberace, to name a few.

Armageddon is a true concept the only problem being it has been misinterpreted by some foolish self-proclaimed prophets for many years. Too many! These ego-driven maniacs who, incidentally, appear to belong to the group "I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure", just do not seem to be able to agree on a date. It is unfortunate that these 'prophets' appear to have missed the whole po...

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Funny story: Jesus seen walking down 5th Avenue!

Jesus seen walking down 5th Avenue!

After his annual crucifixion (or non?) and two day later resurrection it seems that Jesus, after 2011 years, is sick of Jerusalem. After they chopped him down, put him in his tomb and rolled the stone in front the whole world prayed (apart from Mu...

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Funny story: Donald Trump: "Jesus was born in Weirton, West Virginia!"

Donald Trump: "Jesus was born in Weirton, West Virginia!"

In an interview with Katie Couric, on Wednesday, Donald Trump once again stunned the audience with the statement that, "Jesus was born in Weirton, West Virginia and not in Bethlehem!" The interview was immediately picked up by all major news media, cable television, and the photosphere. Here is the interview in part: Couric: "But Mr. Trump, this just isn't true!" Trump replied: "Excuse m...

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Funny story: Jesus Christ, Muhammad, Got Work from God

Jesus Christ, Muhammad, Got Work from God

EARTHIC TERRITORIES - After Nick Clegg's ironic (but worthy) speech this week about family-word internships, it has been found out that Jesus Christ was an intern, along with Muhammad (pbuh). Neither went through a clear interview process, with Mu...

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