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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

(Bentonville--AR) Monday, in front of Wal-Mart headquarters, Lindsay Lohan signed a deal with VH-1 to play the role of Jessica Simpson playing Britney Spears in a movie of the soon to be Pop Mom's life titled "Do You Like My Song or Just My...

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Funny story: Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts

Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera all have lesbian thoughts. Not necessarily about each other but at some point in their lives if recent studies are to be believed.

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson declares: I have a vagina too!

Jessica Simpson declares: I have a vagina too!

Nashville, The press mistakenly attributed Jessica Simpson's recent crying jag to blowing the lines of the song, 9 to 5. Simpson was performing the tune in front of her childhood hero Dolly Parton as a tribute. It seemed Jessica, despite having c...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Face Cream Disaster!

Jessica Simpson Face Cream Disaster!

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Jessica Simpson recently came out of hiding with some terrible news to share with her many fans. Through her publicity agent, Miss Simpson revealed that she had been using a special face cream since she attended J. J. Pearce High Scho...

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Funny story: Alan Greenspan and Jessica Simpson Burned in Effigy After Warning of House Price Crash

Alan Greenspan and Jessica Simpson Burned in Effigy After Warning of House Price Crash

JACKSON HOLE, WYOMING (AP)-Wall Street shuddered on Friday after Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan laughed at American homebuyers since their investments are starting to crash down around their ears thanks to Greenspan's own inflationary, bubbl...

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Funny story: Who's More Talented: Nick or Jessica?

Who's More Talented: Nick or Jessica?

I know that the article section is not a place for heated debates, but I just couldn't resist. This debate is going to end up being so heated. Who is more talented, Nick Lachey or Jessica Simpson? I know the cutie-patootie super-couple seems to have it all: looks, talent and well, they have their looks don't they? I admit I am jealous as all get out because well, my husband was neve...

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