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Funny story: North Korea to launch chicken into orbit against Japanese protests

North Korea to launch chicken into orbit against Japanese protests

Pyongyang, North Korea - President Kim Jong-il announced today that North Korea would not send a satellite into orbit in April as originally planned, but will substitute the payload with a chicken. The communist government's sudden reversal of polic...

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Funny story: Fishy Tales No. 2: Hanshin Tigers atone for Colonel Sanders river atrocity

Fishy Tales No. 2: Hanshin Tigers atone for Colonel Sanders river atrocity

Osaka, Japan - (Fishy Finger Ass Mess): A Japanese baseball team's ritual desecration of a Colonel Sanders effigy ended this week with the dredging of Osaka's Dotonbori riverbed and the retrieval of the iconic totem. The Hanshin Tigers threw the t...

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Funny story: Japenese use Astrology to refute Climate Change

Japenese use Astrology to refute Climate Change

Japanese Climate Scientis, Saki Inbiba, has poured scorn on the findings of the International Panel on Climate Change that climate change is man-made, and currently in step with the most pessimistic of climate models. Inbiba, who leads the Tokyo U...

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Funny story: Japanese Woman Mistakenly Pregnant With Fertilized Monkey Egg

Japanese Woman Mistakenly Pregnant With Fertilized Monkey Egg

A Japanese woman was likely impregnated with the fertilized egg of an orangutan by accident during an in vitro procedure last year, hospital officials said Thursday. The woman, who is in her 20s, aborted the pregnancy when she was told of the pote...

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Funny story: Japan's Finance Minister Totally Smashed

Japan's Finance Minister Totally Smashed

Japan's finance minister is facing calls for him to resign amid claims he was drunk at a recent G7 meeting. Shoichi Nakagawa has apologized for his behavior but blamed cold remedies for a slurred performance at a news conference in Rome at the wee...

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Funny story: Japanese Police Are Looking For Mii

Japanese Police Are Looking For Mii

It now appears that the police in southern Japan are just too cheap to have a regular police sketch artist. That's because the police in question in this incident decided to use the Nintendo Wii's Mii creation feature to make an avatar that "looks" l...

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Funny story: Japanese Ponzi scam maestro bankrupts Emperor Akishit-Ho

Japanese Ponzi scam maestro bankrupts Emperor Akishit-Ho

Tokyo - (Hari Kari Mess): The Japanese royal family has gone bust after bent 'bedding' trader Kazutsugi Nami, dubbed Tokyo's very own Bernard Madoff Ponzi scam maestro -went down the swanee for $1.4bn. Emperor Akishit-Ho was L&G Investments CE...

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Funny story: Japan Launches Greenhouse Gas Satelite

Japan Launches Greenhouse Gas Satelite

Scientists in Japan are testing new technology to save the planet: they're pumping tanks full of CO2, and blasting it off into space. Perhaps one of the most innovative attempts to solve global warming problems, this method involves putting the c...

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Funny story: Global Recession Hits Japanese Car Firm, Executive Disembowels Self

Global Recession Hits Japanese Car Firm, Executive Disembowels Self

SAN FRANCISCO - Hideki Tojota, vice president and primary stockholder of Japan's top automobile manufacturer, committed Hari Kari Wednesday afternoon upon learning the predicted first operating loss in 70 years for the company was unavoidable. Dee...

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Funny story: US Government in move to wipe out Japan / Hurricane causing Butterflies

US Government in move to wipe out Japan / Hurricane causing Butterflies

Washington D.C - In what's being called a far-sighted and audacious move by environmentalists and security experts alike, the US Government today announced that it's seeking to eliminate Japan - and by extension Japan's hurricane causing butterflie...

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Funny story: Pro Japanese Baseball Team Drafts 16-Year-Old Girl Knuckleballer

Pro Japanese Baseball Team Drafts 16-Year-Old Girl Knuckleballer

KOBE, Japan - Eri Yoshida, a 16-year-old female pitcher who has mastered a mean, fluttering knuckleball has been drafted by the Kobe 9 Cruise of the Japanese League. Eri will be the first female to ever play professional baseball in Japan. She st...

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Funny story: Honey, I Cloned Mickey

Honey, I Cloned Mickey

New York, New York, New York, New York - Scientists in Kobe, Japan have revealed they have successfully cloned a dead mouse, frozen for the past 16 years. It marks the first time tissue taken from a dead mammal has been successfully cloned to form a...

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Funny story: Japan Noodles Scare As New Flavour Bombs

Japan Noodles Scare As New Flavour Bombs

There was major concern in Japan today over two of the country's biggest food-producing organisations, when figures revealed that the Japanese public did not like their new Insecticide Flavour Noodles. The two companies involved, Nissin and Myojo,...

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Funny story: Obama Loses Erection - Moves to Japan to be Enka Singer

Obama Loses Erection - Moves to Japan to be Enka Singer

Tokyo, Japan - Baro, real name Barrack Obama, is now to be found in Tokyo as an aspiring enka singer. "I never would have entered the presidential race if I thought there was a chance of me losing my erection," explained Baro, in his newly acquired J...

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Funny story: Shocking News - Japanese Don't Like Foreigners

Shocking News - Japanese Don't Like Foreigners

Tokyo, Japan - "Don't come to Japan if you're a foreigner." That's the message from many Japanese hotels in a recent survey conducted by the Japanese Ministry for Tourism. "We don't have Gaijin (Japanese word for foreigner) and we don't want them...

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Funny story: Japan's Banks Crumble

Japan's Banks Crumble

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America, Northern Rock, Bradford & Bingley etc in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announce...

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Funny story: US Neucular Submarine Houston Takes Leak in Sasebo Harbor, Japan

US Neucular Submarine Houston Takes Leak in Sasebo Harbor, Japan

United States Nuclear Submarine the Houston has a problem. While visiting the western Japanese port city of Sasebo on a diplomatic mission to help the Japanese accept the future presence of the immense nuclear-powered aircraft carrier The George Wash...

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