Houston -- Hurricane Katrina knocked out less than 10% of US refinery capacity. The current 'gas shortage' is in fact a reality shortage," according to experts, as several Louisiana refineries are already back on line. They're ra...
NEW ORLEANS (AP)-Eager to show his concern for New Orleans hurricane and flood victims amidst accusations that federal relief efforts had greatly failed, President George Bush and his advisors flew by helicopter deep into the flood-ravaged city and s...
The Governor of Louisiana, in conjunction with the head of F.E.M.A. and the mayor of New Orleans, have come up with some rather unconventional plans to assist in the clean up and rescue efforts in the hurricane ravaged area. Government spokesman Edg...
NEW ORLEANS (AP)-In a speech to reporters while on tour of a refugee camp here on Monday, US President George Bush mixed up the hurricane-ravaged states of Louisiana and Mississippi with war-torn Iraq, and exhibited extensive confusion about the two...
Jefferson Parish -- Alligators assisting in the clean-up of Hurricane Katrina victims have reportedly demanded 50,000 gallons of Tabasco sauce from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). According to the Central Reptile Organizing Comittee...
BAGHDAD (Reuters) Responding to the state of emergency in the wake of the devastation left by Hurricane Katrina, Iraqi officials announced this afternoon that they are offering the United States an oil for food program.
In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, shock and sadness turned to disbelief and shame as Americans realized that Michael Brown and other FEMA officials waited over four days before beginning to deliver any kind of relief to the citizens of New Orlea...
After both the Super Dome in New Orleans and the Astrodome in Houston stepped up and offered shelter to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, the National Football League decided to offer its own form of aid.
New Orleans -- Everything's fine. The smell of French cooking and sound of jazz wafting out the windows of clubs in the French Quarter. Locals snickering about the "Blessed relief from tourists" they've finally gotten. Hurricane...
WASHINGTON-US President George Bush has urged the victims of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast to eat some cake.
NEW ORLEANS (AP) "He looks stoned to me." He looks like a man who can't decide whether to run away or stuff his head in the oven!" Comments like these were heard all over Louisiana as New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin made statements on TV in the mids...
New Orleans -- The French Quarter may be deserted, but thousands of revelers are still hoping for a glimpse of girls gone wild -- specifically Hurricane Katrina -- by way of webcams. WEBCAMSaimed at Bourbon Street and other New Orleans haunts are...
(PANAMA CITY) -- Noted hurricane communicator Geraldo Rivera caught up with Katrina off the coast of Florida. Rivera, the first human to discover that hurricanes were sentient life forms chastised the storm going,...
NERVELINE, Ohio -- The East and Gulf coasts can expect a big hurricane season that could be the worse ever, said an official at the National Torrid Weather and Bad Atmospheric Administration (NTWBAA).
Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Florida's 19th Annual Hurricane Awards. This is where we honour those thunderstorms which made the step up and caused sufficient damage to put them in the running for a much coveted AHA. Without fu...
MIAMI: A new hurricane formally named Kerry last night by the Hurricane Center in Miami, Florida, has formed off the coast of the United States. Hurricane trackers have been following the former tropical storm every since it mysteriously formed off...
Jeanne became a Hurricane as soon as she hit the Domincan Republic. This category 2 will now move through the Bahamas before reaching Nassau around Sunday. From there it's onto South Florida with predictions ranging between a near miss and veerin...
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