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Funny story: Historian Claims Adam Sandler Was Once Funny

Historian Claims Adam Sandler Was Once Funny

Dr. Marshall Turner from The University of California has made a startling claim that may turn Hollywood upside down. He claims that Adam Sandler actually used to be funny. Dr. Turner, who smokes a pipe, says that through some hard searching,...

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Funny story: Rome WAS built in one day, historian claims

Rome WAS built in one day, historian claims

A history professor in England today claimed that Rome really WAS built in one day. 'I have analysed all the evidence', Professor Claudius Nero said, from his house in Oxford, 'Ivory Towers', 'and carbon-dated many bricks in Rome, and found they...

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Funny story: Belgians are interesting after all

Belgians are interesting after all

In an effort to make Belgium appear more than just the home of Jean Claude Van Damme and Stella Artois, Belgian historians have uncovered unconvincing evidence that the source of many great things lay in Belgium. The first targets of the Belgian h...

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Funny story: US History, if Technology Developments were Controlled by Government Agencies and Environmental Activists

US History, if Technology Developments were Controlled by Government Agencies and Environmental Activists

Washington DC: What would life be like in the USA if the foibles of 20th century government agencies and activists, who purport to know everything and want their dictates to be the only game in town, prevailed? Robert Fulton, steam boat Clermont (1807): A PETA spokesperson said "too many Sea Kittens (fish) would be hit on the head by the paddle wheel when employing this means for moving goods.

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Funny story: Ceasar admits he is still alive

Ceasar admits he is still alive

The Roman Emperor Julius Ceasar gave a press conference to finally answer rumours that he is still alive. Speaking in front of the world's media and several legions of the Roman Guardia Civil the Emperor said that there had been a slight confusio...

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Funny story: Sensational find in Shrewsbury - Darwin's "Origins of Woman"

Sensational find in Shrewsbury - Darwin's "Origins of Woman"

A sensational find has been made at the District Valuer and Valuation Office of Shrewsbury. A package wrapped in a copy of "Punch" dated 12 February 1823, was discovered pushed behind the toilet cistern on the first floor of Mount House. It contained...

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Funny story: Like Father, Like Son

Like Father, Like Son

A 175 year old letter was authenticated this week that was written by the father of John Wilkes Booth. Apparently, John turns out to have been just a ship off the old block, as this letter was directed at President Andrew Jackson, and threatened to k...

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Funny story: End of the Pier Music Hall Set for Comeback

End of the Pier Music Hall Set for Comeback

Fans of vaudeville were practically frenzied with apathy last night at the news that music hall comedian 'Cheerful' Charlie Chipstick is beginning a new tour. The renowned alcoholic, famed for his starring role at the Job Centre, is set for a com...

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Funny story: Ancient Incan Artifacts Found New Haven at University

Ancient Incan Artifacts Found New Haven at University

In 1911 Machu Picchu was moved piece by piece to Yale University in New Haven, CT. Hiram Bingham packed and shipped the oldest Incan treasures of Peru to his alma mater. Yale, the only university to be founded with money from a lock company, has...

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Funny story: The actual date of "since records began" is established

The actual date of "since records began" is established

For many years, scientists have been trying to establish exactly when it was that "records began". From flood data to financial disasters, and hot weather to sporting achievements, the public are constantly reminded by newsreaders, reporters and j...

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Funny story: 5,000 year old Working Vagina Discovered

5,000 year old Working Vagina Discovered

The vagina of a 5000 year old mummy, just discovered in an overlooked antechamber of King Tutankhamun's tomb, has a fully functional vagina. Archeologist, Doctor Wendell Waddrippins, a modern day Indiana Jones, announced this amazing discovery.

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Funny story: History Channel Bids on RNC vs Christian Broadcasting Channel!

History Channel Bids on RNC vs Christian Broadcasting Channel!

A bidding war broke out over the Republican National Convention video footage between the live in the past History Channel and the look to the heavens Christian broadcasting Network. History Channel rep Neander Thralled said that the McCain Conve...

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Funny story: Period property market hits three day slump

Period property market hits three day slump

Estate Agents throughout the UK are warning of a troubling three day slump in the Period Property market.

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Funny story: Historians Learn that Napoleon Had Fifteen Inch Penis

Historians Learn that Napoleon Had Fifteen Inch Penis

Researchers at the Graduate School for French History in Paris have learned that Napoleon Bonaparte had a previously unknown fifteen inch long (while flacid) penis. This was discovered when early tin and glass photographs of Napolean and Josephine w...

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Funny story: We are america

We are america

Independence day is here, for the United States; a day we celebrate our history, culture and right to determine our destiny. We have also been introduced to the concept of Patriotism, in recent debates between the Presidential Candidates. So, I wanted to look at some of the reasons why, we love our nation and what being free has done for us.

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Funny story: Gullible English believe that the Stone of Scone is the real one

Gullible English believe that the Stone of Scone is the real one

In 2008, despite it being common knowledge in Scotland for over 50 years, gullible English people still believe that the Stone of Scone is the real one.

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Funny story: Britain Loses History

Britain Loses History

Important details relating to Britain's history have been stolen from up to 36 million UK households according to OffWatch, the government department responsible for oversight. This follows hard on the heels of the careless and embarrassing loss...

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