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Funny story: Clinton Camp Launches Blowjobs for Votes Campaign

Clinton Camp Launches Blowjobs for Votes Campaign

How do you know the U.S. is having a crazy presidential race? Easy, when the main stream media's headlines and stories look pale in comparison to the ones on this website. I couldn't make this one up even if I tried.... Last week, while ope...

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Funny story: Both candidates collapse following debate 3 rushed to medical facility

Both candidates collapse following debate 3 rushed to medical facility

Spoof Investigations has just learned that directly following last night's debates the presidential candidates turned pale and in need of emergency services. FOX News insists the presence of their "shamans" backstage can not be held responsible fo...

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Funny story: Trump Claims He Isn't "un-proud" of Locker Room Talk

Trump Claims He Isn't "un-proud" of Locker Room Talk

As this topsy-turvy 2016 political season wraps up, the presidential debates between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have intensified to the point near-implosion with each candidate exchanging pointed barbs at each other for all of America to see.

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Funny story: Trump demands to see Clinton tats

Trump demands to see Clinton tats

Donald Trump calls for their Presidential TV debate in Las Vegas to include comparing tattoos live on air, as he believes the Clinton tats are likely to confirm how terrible an American president she would be. It's perhaps a natural conclusion to...

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Funny story: Hillary's bus has a brown-out

Hillary's bus has a brown-out

Gwinnett County - Georgia - According to Sheriff's Deputy Luis Tinksay, a Democratic (sic) National Committee bus unloaded mass quantities of human waste, including poop, piddle, toilette paper, Depends, syringes, condoms, empty dopamine bottles, an...

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Funny story: Why is Trump Not in Alaska Voter Pamphlet?

Why is Trump Not in Alaska Voter Pamphlet?

Alaskan voters will not get information about Donald Trump in their voter pamphlets though his name will be on the ballot. Voters won't get informed about Gary Johnson either. Both campaigns missed the August 30th deadline for submitting mater...

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Funny story: Trump Says Science is Voodoo and Hillary Will Use It to Rig Election

Trump Says Science is Voodoo and Hillary Will Use It to Rig Election

Hell, MI Trump took another opportunity to chastise the American election system as he proclaimed that the election would be rigged by Hillary. Trump began by explaining that he knows that Science is just Voodoo. "I am very rich and I bought the...

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Funny story: Trump Confesses: "It was all a hoax."

Trump Confesses: "It was all a hoax."

In an unprecedented TV interview on Fox News this morning, Donald J. Trump shocked the nation by confessing that for the past 18 months he has been a "Democrat in wolf's clothing". As the audience sat in stunned silence, he admitted that he was worki...

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Funny story: American Psychological Association Announces Armageddon: Election Stress Disorder

American Psychological Association Announces Armageddon: Election Stress Disorder

WASHINGTON - I don't think any American has been able to escape the train wreck that has become our presidential election cycle. It's hard to look away. Even harder to avoid. It has dominated virtually every fiber of American society - from the obses...

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Funny story: University of Perception Management releases new studies on Election Trash and State of the Onion

University of Perception Management releases new studies on Election Trash and State of the Onion

The University of Perception Management has just released results of a massive study on "the state of smoke and trash" in the 2016 election. UPM originated in 2003 when the Bush administration demonized and invaded Iraq via claims of non-existent...

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Funny story: I am Hillary's Drug Dealer

I am Hillary's Drug Dealer

To the Editor: I am embarrassed to admit it, and I do so anonymously. I am Hillary Clinton's drug dealer. It is embarrassing not because I am a drug dealer, I am proud of my profession. I have an easy work day, flexible hours, I meet interesting people, there is a whole danger element to my job and my friends think I am cool. But why can't I get cool accounts, like Jay Z or Drake or J...

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Funny story: Trump and Bush Families Compete on Family Feud

Trump and Bush Families Compete on Family Feud

Atlanta, GA - Host Steve Harvey welcomed the Bush and Trump families to the popular television show, Family Feud, which was taped last Friday. The Bush Family was represented by George H.W., George W., George Jr., Jeb! and Billy. The Trump F...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters

Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters

In the final run-up to the US presidential elections, Hillary Clinton is hoping to ensure victory by winning-over the one demographic group that Donald Trump has yet failed to insult or alienate. That group consists of white American men without a...

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Funny story: Trump Defends His Newest Brand: Blind Trust™

Trump Defends His Newest Brand: Blind Trust™

Preparing for an eventual Trump presidency, the brash billionaire's team is drawing up papers to incorporate Blind Trust™. Already Democrats and Republicans alike are ridiculing the move as a cynical ploy to fool the public into thinking Tru...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans

WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans

Washington, DC - Trump supporters waiting for their October surprise from WikiLeaks now have the ammunition they have been waiting for: Hillary Clinton's unused campaign slogans are described in several private hacked emails. The slogans were propo...

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Funny story: Debate a draw at minus 6 on a ten point scale

Debate a draw at minus 6 on a ten point scale

Wide-ranging response to presidential debate 2 has now settled down to a tie, with a rating of minus 6 on a ten point scale for each candidate. A 1 on a ten point scale would be much lower than a 9. A 9 would indicate "very good" or "excellent."...

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Funny story: Black Fly Causes Stir During Presidential Debate

Black Fly Causes Stir During Presidential Debate

St. Louis, MO - A black fly dominated the town hall presidential debate in St. Louis, landing on Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton's hair and nose, before being killed by Washington University authorities. University authorities were embarrassed...

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