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Funny story: Edward "Ted" Kennedy: "Top Shelf" or just "Bargain Basement"?

Edward "Ted" Kennedy: "Top Shelf" or just "Bargain Basement"?

(New York-NY) Ted Kennedy, the Lion of the Senate or given his girth more like the Whale, died this week. The 40-year Senator eulogized by politicians while Twitter tweets "Mary Jo Kopechne is probably giving Ted an earful right now as he makes his descent into purgatory for a LONG time." What does it mean, not for the Kennedy legacy but for me? Hey, I never claimed to be a saint or even Irish Cat...

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Funny story: Aging Vets Send Questionnaire to Aging Dem Politicians: Why don't you check out instead?

Aging Vets Send Questionnaire to Aging Dem Politicians: Why don't you check out instead?

Pork Chop Hill Nusing Home/ Arlington, Va/ Veterans News - In a response to a condescending questionaire by the Obama Health Care Death Squads, a hastily formed platoon of aging Korean War Vets prepared their own 'Quality of Life" guide sheet for a h...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Died Because Death Squad Denied Him Medical Coverage

Ted Kennedy Died Because Death Squad Denied Him Medical Coverage

Senator Ted Kennedy was one of the first people to be covered under Barack Obama's new Health Care Plan. His death was actually a result of his not being approved to received medical treatment after being turned down by a "death squad." Head of t...

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Funny story: Obama says "pee-pee factor up," and "pucker factor tightened"

Obama says "pee-pee factor up," and "pucker factor tightened"

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama said the "pee-pee factor (is) up," among the "bed-wetters" among the political analysts. And speaking of anal, "the pucker factor has really tightened," said White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs, speak...

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Funny story: Obamacare to Insure Democrats Only

Obamacare to Insure Democrats Only

WASHINGTON, DC - As the latest version of the hotly-disputed healthcare bill passed the House and made its way to the Senate, Republican lawmakers are up in arms about the latest provision tacked onto the legislation. This latest provision stipula...

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Funny story: Study Shows People Experiencing Urinary Disengagement Towards Obama Health Care Plan

Study Shows People Experiencing Urinary Disengagement Towards Obama Health Care Plan

A study conducted by Harvard University Department of Political Science determined that the average American is feeling Urinary disengagement about the proposed Obama Health Care Plan. One man, Dr. Reed Snoot of Cal Tech, said "I must admit that I...

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Funny story: White House announces Madoff pardon, position on health panel

White House announces Madoff pardon, position on health panel

The Obama White House announced a new addition to the newly formed Health Care Special Funding Commission. In a stunning move, President Obama announced financial wizard Bernie Madoff will be joining a panel of top investment gurus to hammer out...

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Funny story: Barney Frank attacks lost woman at health care town hall!

Barney Frank attacks lost woman at health care town hall!

DARTMOUTH, MA - Rep. Barney Frank tried to be nice today at a town hall meeting, and attempted to respond to all questions, but he completely lost it when he caught sight of a woman with a nazi picket sign. "You there!!" shouted Frank. "On what p...

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Funny story: National Health Service Bought By America

National Health Service Bought By America

President Obama has triumphantly announced the purchase of the British National Health Service for immediate transfer across the pond. Advance elements of NHS shock troops will land in Chesapeake Bay next Tuesday, provided that it is not a Bank Ho...

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Funny story: Obama to Limbaugh: "If I want anymore shit out of you, I'll cut off your head and dip it out with a spoon!"

Obama to Limbaugh: "If I want anymore shit out of you, I'll cut off your head and dip it out with a spoon!"

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama rarely let's his anger get the best of him. Nonetheless, Obama released the text of his Saturday afternoon radio broadcast to reporters in the White House Press Room today, something he has never done thus far...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Facebook: "Dr. Kevorkian to Head Obama's Health Care 'Death Panel"

Sarah Palin's Facebook: "Dr. Kevorkian to Head Obama's Health Care 'Death Panel"

Anchorage, Alaska - "That's right. You heard it from me first," wrote Sarah Palin on her Facebook account most recently. "Obama has just asked Dr. Kevorkian, the guy who helps kill people that are about to die anyways -- I mean what's the point, righ...

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Funny story: The Health Care Debate: Is that goose steps I hear?

The Health Care Debate: Is that goose steps I hear?

(New York-NY) Once again, to my loyal five readers (though I believe it shot up to seven last week), I apologize for not cloaking my viewpoint in satire. Simply put, there are just some issues that need to be addressed directly. Healthcare debate is one of them, actually the lack of debate. What is not open for debate is that the individuals who shut down town hall meetings were either directly...

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Funny story: Shocking Weight Loss Program Takes America by Storm

Shocking Weight Loss Program Takes America by Storm

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans are suddenly getting fitter than ever as town hall debates over health care energize people to get off their fat asses and be heard, according to a recent study. Add to that the fact that many Americans are simply too...

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Funny story: All Health Care can be Outsourced to India

All Health Care can be Outsourced to India

LAS VEGAS - - A Health Care package being spearheaded by former President George Bush and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich promises total and complete health care coverage for all Americans. The plan, which was the result of week long brain sto...

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Funny story: Palin's SitonmyFacebook thread: "Obama's health care plan evil"

Palin's SitonmyFacebook thread: "Obama's health care plan evil"

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin called President Barack Obama's health plan "downright evil" Friday on her SitonmyFacebook blog. Administrators from the social networking website, www.blogwithassholes@SitonmyFacebook.com, the wo...

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Funny story: The Obama Health Care Plan Exposed

The Obama Health Care Plan Exposed

The Obama Health Care Plan, which is set for a Congressional Vote after the end of summer vacations, is over 1500 pages long and is written in very small print size technical legalesse. Researchers at the Houston School of Linguistics, however, have...

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Funny story: "Blue Eagle" Democrats Fail to Deliver US Postal Service to Oval Office

"Blue Eagle" Democrats Fail to Deliver US Postal Service to Oval Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night stayed a House committee from moving President Obama's health care plans one step closer to congressional approval with the passage of key legislation Friday. The check is in the mail;...

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