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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe's Winner Eyebrow

Daniel Radcliffe's Winner Eyebrow

Last night Daniel Radcliffe was announced the winner of the 'Biggest Eyebrow Contest 2008', he fought off hard competition from the likes of Charlie from busted and Jesse the cat (Postman Pat's). He was rewarded with a trolley dash and a...

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Funny story: Harry Potter To Realese Rap Song.

Harry Potter To Realese Rap Song.

Harry Potter affectionately known as the chosen one, has found himself with nothing to do ever since defeating the dark lord. The famous wizard has decided to realise a rap foretelling the story of his life.

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Funny story: The Weasly and Potter Show

The Weasly and Potter Show

Boy Wizards Ronald Billius Weasly and Harry James Potter have become so concerned over the awful lives of chavs that they have decided to make their very original show in which they sort out chavy domestics.

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Funny story: The Girl That Stole Harry Potter's Virgin(ity)

The Girl That Stole Harry Potter's Virgin(ity)

Harry Potter AKA the chosen one mourns this evening over the theft of his virginity. Yes he is not a virgin owner anymore. He has no virginity.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Producers Announce Harry Or Ron Must Die. Fans Choose Who.

Harry Potter Producers Announce Harry Or Ron Must Die. Fans Choose Who.

In a shock, announcement, producers of the Harry Potter films have said that they plan to add a deadly twist to the latest film The Half Blood Prince in an attempt to make more money.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe To Appear In Educational Sex Vid

Daniel Radcliffe To Appear In Educational Sex Vid

You know the stuff, those cheesy and often dodgy videos schools make the kids watch in a desperate attempt to try to cut teenage pregnancies and the spread of STIs? Well up to now if teens wanted some, they have just gone along and had unprotected se...

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Funny story: Harry And Ginny's Wedding

Harry And Ginny's Wedding

It is the eve before Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley sex themed wedding and yet he is in the bed of another, that is right, Harry James Potter is in bed with Sophie his mistress of five blissful years.

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Funny story: Exclusive: My Night Of Passion With Harry Potter

Exclusive: My Night Of Passion With Harry Potter

Mum of two Katie Britton (22) talks exclusively to me about her steamy night with Harry Potter (18).

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Funny story: Emma Watson To Marry A Tramp

Emma Watson To Marry A Tramp

Actress Emma Watson who plays geeky Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, has announced today that she is to marry a homeless tramp called Bob Smith. Friends and fans are concerned by Emma's sudden engagement and erg her to stop and think.

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Funny story: When Radders Got Stuck Down The Chimney

When Radders Got Stuck Down The Chimney

After hearing about the hardship Victorian children went through as chimney sweeps, Daniel Radcliffe decided that he would climb up his chimney to get an incite into what real suffering was.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Wants His Teddy Bear Back

Daniel Radcliffe Wants His Teddy Bear Back

Daniel Radcliffe (18) is outraged this evening after his mother threw out his believed teddy bear Bo-bo.

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Funny story: Global Warming Strikes Hogwarts Down

Global Warming Strikes Hogwarts Down

You may be wondering why it is that Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry has in the past missed out on all the global warming that has been going around. Their Christmas' were always snowy, their July's were always hot and stick, well n...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Gets A Duckbilled Platypus

Daniel Radcliffe Gets A Duckbilled Platypus

Daniel Radcliffe has recently invested half of his fortune in a cute pet duckbilled platypus. The pet cost £346 million and answers to the name of Bubbles.

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Funny story: The New And Improved Daniel Radcliffe

The New And Improved Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Radcliffe has done it all; smoking, drugs, and sex. But now he has put the past behind him today after being realised from sex rehab. He has announced that he is turning over a new leaf as a changed man.

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Funny story: Rupert Grint Gets More Orange

Rupert Grint Gets More Orange

Ever seen the 'Friends' episode where Ross goes to the fake tan shop and counts wrong so that he gets two sprays on his front and when he goes back into try and even it out , it happens again? Well it appears that the same thing has happened...

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Funny story: Daniel Radders Strikes Again And Gets A Nose Enlargement

Daniel Radders Strikes Again And Gets A Nose Enlargement

Earlier on this fine day Radzo (as we are calling him now) had the nose job he has been waiting for years.

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Funny story: An Interview With Daniel Radcliffe.

An Interview With Daniel Radcliffe.

I meet Daniel, star of the immensely popular Harry Potter series in a bar of his choice. To be bluntly honest it looks a bit rough and I am uncomfortable, though I can see why the young actor would enjoy visiting here. What with all the girls in low tops and skirts that some would mistake as belts.

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