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Funny story: Housemartins Rename Iconic Album After Hull City's Midweek Win

Housemartins Rename Iconic Album After Hull City's Midweek Win

The Housemartins, the now-defunct Hull pop band responsible for the iconic album 'London 0 Hull 4', have renamed - and will re-release - the disc from today, as a tribute to their heroes, Hull City. The Tigers were in action in midweek, against pr...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Not Interested In Arsenal Job

Mauricio Pochettino Not Interested In Arsenal Job

Former Tottenham Hotspur boss, Mauricio Pochettino, has said in unofficial comments that he is "not interested" in the vacant manager's position at Arsenal, only hours after former incumbent, Unai Emery was sacked. Pochettino, himself sacked from...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Seen Circling Emirates

Mauricio Pochettino Seen Circling Emirates

Mauricio Pochettino, the former Tottenham Hotspur manager, who, earlier in the week had been spotted in various locations around Manchester, was last night seen lurking around the Emirates Stadium before, during and after Arsenal's 2-1 Europa League...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show

Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show

As the furore surrounding 'same sex' couples in this year's 'Strictly Come Dancing' rumbles on unabated, the BBC has announced that new Tottenham Hotspur manager, José Mourinho, will 'team up' with his predecessor, Mauricio Pochettino, in the show's...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Seen Heading For Manchester City

Mauricio Pochettino Seen Heading For Manchester City

Earlier reports that former Tottenham Hotspur manager Mauricio Pochettino was seen getting off a train at Piccadilly Station in Manchester, and heading for Old Trafford in connection with the Manchester United manager's job, may have been premature,...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Seen At Manchester Piccadilly

Mauricio Pochettino Seen At Manchester Piccadilly

Mauricio Pochettino, the former Tottenham Hotspur manager, who was sacked by the north London club earlier this week, looks like he may be about to become the new Manchester United boss, after he was seen alighting from a train at Piccadilly Station...

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Funny story: Gareth Bale Has Curtailed His Spanish Lessons

Gareth Bale Has Curtailed His Spanish Lessons

Real Madrid's wantaway Welsh star, Gareth Bale, has revealed he has cancelled his Spanish lessons, saying that learning the language was just too big a task. Bale, 30, has been at Madrid for more than six years, but has only a rudimentary knowledg…

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Funny story: England Players Subjected To Barrage Of Friendliness In Kosovo

England Players Subjected To Barrage Of Friendliness In Kosovo

The England squad arrived in Pristina for their Euro 2020 fixture with Kosovo geared-up for a torrent of racist chanting and other unseemly behaviour, but were shocked even beyond their wildest dreams when the thousands of ruffians at the airport beg...

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Funny story: House of Pain to University of Wisconsin Football Team: Grow up!

House of Pain to University of Wisconsin Football Team: Grow up!

The University of Wisconsin football program has been formally sued by the band House of Pain for using their song 'Jump Around', without properly obtaining permission or paying royalties. "We heard a story after the Ohio State game, that the Wisc...

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Funny story: England In Bid To Score 10 Tomorrow Night Against Kosovo

England In Bid To Score 10 Tomorrow Night Against Kosovo

There was confidence aplenty running through the England squad this morning, as they woke up early to prepare for their 'academic' Euro 2020 qualifying game against Kosovo in Pristina on Sunday. The corresponding fixture at The Dell, recently, end...

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Funny story: Manchester City Star Bernardo Silva To Be Brainwashed

Manchester City Star Bernardo Silva To Be Brainwashed

After the Football Association announced that they had fined Manchester City striker Bernardo Silva £50,000 and banned him for one match for a 'potentially-racist' tweet he sent to Benjamin Mendy, the club's hierarchy have said that, in order to avoi...

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Funny story: England Football Team Register Complaint Against Thursday's Opponents, Montenegro

England Football Team Register Complaint Against Thursday's Opponents, Montenegro

The Football Association, on behalf of several members of the England international football team, have registered a complaint with FIFA, football's world governing body over the choice of name of England's opponents on Thursday night, Montenegro.

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Funny story: Raheem Sterling To Miss England Game As He Starts Nursery On Thursday

Raheem Sterling To Miss England Game As He Starts Nursery On Thursday

Manchester City and England striker, Raheem Sterling, is to miss his country's important Euro 2020 qualifier against Montenegro on Thursday, because he starts nursery that day. Sterling, 24, has made 55 appearances in a Three Lions shirt, scoring...

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Funny story: West Brom Fans Disrespectful To Fallen War Heroes

West Brom Fans Disrespectful To Fallen War Heroes

Remembrance Day is the day when those who perished in battle are honoured with a celebration of their bravery, and recognition of the price they paid for our freedom. We should observe it, each in our own way, but, ideally, not in the way some sectio...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Preside Over Manchester United Christmas Service

Harry Maguire To Preside Over Manchester United Christmas Service

Manchester United have announced full details of their Christmas and New Year celebrations, with the highlight being the MUFC Christmas Service to be held outside Old Trafford on Sunday, 22 December, and which will be presided over by central defende...

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Funny story: Manchester United Unveil New Festive Kit

Manchester United Unveil New Festive Kit

Premier League strugglers, Manchester United, have revealed details of their new special festive edition strip, which, it's hoped, will produce enough sales to swell their coffers sufficiently to buy some more new players. The kit, which has more...

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Funny story: VAR To Be Reviewed By VARVAR

VAR To Be Reviewed By VARVAR

The controversial Video Assistant Referee system that is causing so much confusion and animosity amongst players, coaches and football fans at the moment, is to undergo a major change, in that the initial VAR decision could now be reviewed by a secon...

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