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Funny story: McDonald's Is Thinking of Adding a McSushiBurger

McDonald's Is Thinking of Adding a McSushiBurger

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest food franchise chain, McDonald's is experimenting with a new food item that it could be adding to its menu. Corporate Spokesperson Nancy Zabaletta told National Focus Magazine that company executives are p...

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Funny story: FedEx and Pizza Hut Are Talking Merger

FedEx and Pizza Hut Are Talking Merger

NEW YORK CITY - In what could possibly be one of the most profitable mergers in recent history, representatives for FedEx and Pizza Hut are having dialogue concerning a possible merger. Emma Violet Chimski, 43, a board of directors member with Piz...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Spotted Eating A Double Pepperoni Pizza

Michelle Obama Spotted Eating A Double Pepperoni Pizza

DETROIT - Michelle Obama who is noted for preaching that school kids need to eat a nutritious meal and stop eating junk food was photographed at an elementary school in Detroit - eating a double pepperoni pizza. The news media had been told before...

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Funny story: McDonald's To Introduce The McEnchiladas

McDonald's To Introduce The McEnchiladas

OAK BROOK, Illinois - Word from the largest food franchise restaurant chain in the world is that they will soon be adding another entry to their McMenu. Mickey D's spokesperson Nancy Zabaletta informed the news media that after a year in the plann...

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Funny story: Screenwriter Pitches "FrankenBurgerNado" Script To SyFy Channel

Screenwriter Pitches "FrankenBurgerNado" Script To SyFy Channel

HOLLYWOOD - Skillfully blending recent lab-grown meat advances with universal fears of natural disasters like "SharkNados", noted screenwriter Ike Leber has mailed his latest movie script to the SyFy Channel for consideration. "FrankenBurgerNado"...

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Funny story: Nutritionist Killed In a Tragic Bacon Accident

Nutritionist Killed In a Tragic Bacon Accident

Pocono, Pennsylvania -- Gwendolyn Shopworn, a food researcher from Boston, expired earlier today while attempting to cross Pennsylvania's famous Bushkill Falls on a high wire. "This is a real tragedy," said Pocono Sheriff Snuffy Anastasia. "She'...

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Funny story: A List of Governor Chris Christie's 12 Favorite Foods

A List of Governor Chris Christie's 12 Favorite Foods

There is perhaps no politician in the United States who enjoys eating more than Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey. Governor Christie adheres to the adage popularized by 70s musical icon David Crosby who said on many occasions that he had never met food that he did not like. The New Jersey governor has revealed that he weighs 351 pounds and chuckles that about 198 pounds is water weight.

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Funny story: Balham Family Says Come Dine With Me "Ruins Lives"

Balham Family Says Come Dine With Me "Ruins Lives"

Balham residents Mr. and Mrs. Lyndon Transport told Spoof journalist Paxton Quigley how 24/7 broadcasts of Come Dine With Me and a local Waitrose had ruined their lives by turning their children against them and making them into pariahs in the local...

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Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paula Deen

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paula Deen

Paula Deen's Southern Fried Cooking World has collapsed around her quicker than a pile of Taco-Flavored Doritos around Kirstie Alley. Deen has learned a pretty hard to swallow lesson about what the politically correct world of today will allow and will not allow. And the ironic thing about it is she used a word; the "N" word that thousands of people use on a daily basis [i.e. rap singers, hi...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Wants To Squash Those Silly Lesbian Rumors

Paris Hilton Wants To Squash Those Silly Lesbian Rumors

LA BREA - Paris and her mom were having breakfast at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits Diner when she overheard someone in the next table mention the word lesbian. Paris put down her chorizo and egg breakfast taco and asked the woman if she was ta...

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Funny story: Budget cuts: Obama recommends dog meat for school menus

Budget cuts: Obama recommends dog meat for school menus

WASHINGTON, DC -- President Barack Obama has recommended adding dog meat to America's school lunch menus and military chow halls. As a child, the president was force-fed Dalmatian steaks that his Indonesian step-and-fetchit transsexual "father" La...

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Funny story: PETA Wants To Ban Animal Crackers

PETA Wants To Ban Animal Crackers

NORFOLK, Virginia - The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have gone to Congress to state their case regarding the wanton ingesting of animal crackers throughout America. PETA's Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter told the news media that...

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Funny story: California Taco Licker Fired Real 'Pronto'

California Taco Licker Fired Real 'Pronto'

RIDGECREST, California - A spokesperson for Taco Bell wants all of its patrons to know that the infamous Taco Licker, who licked 30 taco shells, has been fired and customers can once again feel comfortable and enjoy their tacos knowing that they have...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident

Kristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident

SAN FRANCISCO - Kristen Stewart flew up to San Francisco to get away from the LaLaLand rumor mills. She recently had an incident where she shoved a reporter for the supermarket tabloid Say What? According to the police report Kristen was shoppi...

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Funny story: Kanye West Tells Kim Kardashian To Stop Gaining Weight, Already!

Kanye West Tells Kim Kardashian To Stop Gaining Weight, Already!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and his baby mama Kim Kardashian recently had a nice dinner at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in West Hollywood. As the two feasted on a broccoli and duck gizzard croissant appetizer Kanye was overheard...

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Funny story: Kanye West Walks Into A Signpost and Kim Kardashian Says It's A Sign

Kanye West Walks Into A Signpost and Kim Kardashian Says It's A Sign

BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye West returned to the states after spending weeks overseas in France. West said that he had gone to The Land of Ooh La La to get some inspiration for an upcoming album. Many U.S. music critics wondered why Kanye could not h...

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Funny story: HoHo's under fire

HoHo's under fire

Gerald Reisenback, once the Production Coordinator at the Hostess Bakery Plant in Hot Springs, Arkansas, revealed during an employment interview with Homeland Security in Washington, D.C. that since the last HoHo was produced in the plant his life ha...

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