DUBLIN-IRELAND: Faced with the threat of an imminent work strike, Ireland's national airline Aer Lingus has been sold to Playboy magazine founder and perennially-geriatric, pretend-lecher Hugh Hefner for an undisclosed sum. Hugh Hefner plans to re...
TOKYO - A RUSSIAN Airways Express airliner slid down a runway Sunday during an emergency landing while taking off without its landing gear. No injuries were reported. The Pakistan-bound Hassolhoff Dash-69 turbodrop, operated by Pissed Airlines, to...
Sir Stelios Halitosis, the gregarous Greek Cypriot who founded the EasyFly airline and is still its biggest shareholder has taken the captains seat once more. Sir Stelios said he hoped to trim the operating costs of the budget airline by flying hi...
Capon, Ireland - No-frills airline Tonyair has vowed to be one of the last airlines flying the friendly skies after the global economic crisis and oil prices take their toll on the industry. In a move to cut costs, diversify markets and multitask,...
A Jumbo jet made a successful landing at Newark International Airport much to the relief of passengers and crew. The flight from London Heathrow was plagued with problems from take off claimed shaken crew members due mainly to the fact that they w...
Sir Alan Sugar, known to sycophants and business associates alike as 'Sweetie,' has told accident investigators he made a wrong call when he landed his plane tits-up alongside a Greater Manchester airstrip. The famously-cantankerous Apprentice st...
X-treme sports seem to be all the rage in the new millennium and the aircraft community is jumping on the bandwagon. Sunday, at Los Angeles International Airport, runway 3 West will be the site of the first annual "Aircraft Demolition Derby." Par...
BA have unveiled plans to replace its short haul fleet with a range of environmentally friendly planes. The new planes will be made from recycled paper and powered using a revolutionary 'human arm launching' system. A BA spokesman said "We have...
Calais,France / Reuters - Not since the electrifying flight of Nazi Rudolph Hess to Scotland in 1941 has a dare devil flight excited the masses in the UK like the feat of French Flyer Yves Rossy. "The Flying Frog", as he has been tabbed by UK ta...
Paris, France - Looking to save on the rising cost of energy, BA just successfully tested their new "Jet Man" single passenger extremely frugal economy class flight today. Pushed out of an airplane mid-flight over the English Channel at an altitu...
The Rockefeller's, Rothschild's and the few other secretive elite banking families that privately own nearly all the central banks, federal reserves and other such institutions that most 'peons' thought were run by their governments, are today planni...
Alitalia, the national airline of Italy, has cancelled all of its flights out of Rome's Fiumicino airport tonight, after several of its passenger fleet were reported to be 'flying backwards'. The airline confirmed that a number of flights have bee...
The collapse of the UK's third largest package holiday group has left tens of thousands of Britons stranded abroad in a variety of exotic destinations, ranging from the Isle of Dogs to Antarctica, and Butlin's Kinshasa to the Gobi Desert. The dec...
Passengers were left stranded today at 30,000 feet over the Atlantic ocean today following the collapse of XL Holidays. A flight containing 170 passengers was on it's way back to Gatwick from Tenerife when the flight had to be suspended in mid air...
Emergency services were today stretched to the limit following a crash involving one of two stunt planes over Shropshire. Visitors to the Shropshire summer festival and airshow were shocked when one of two bi-planes crashed in a nearby cemetery.
London - (Ass Mess): A high-flying airline's recent brainwave cost-cutting idea of changing over to eco-fiendish coal-fired planes has dive-bombed according to reports. Fifteen of the firm's Airbus A340-600 fleet have been grounded after passenger...
An experienced stunt pilot has narrowly escaped death as his plane crashed in a field at the Redcliffe airshow. An MaD spokesman said the jet crashed just 200 yards from crowds at about 1140 BST. Onlookers described the horror they witnessed a...
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