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Funny story: Pigs Start To Fly!

Pigs Start To Fly!

The Rockefeller's, Rothschild's and the few other secretive elite banking families that privately own nearly all the central banks, federal reserves and other such institutions that most 'peons' thought were run by their governments, are today planni...

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Funny story: Alitalia Cancels Flights After Planes Start Flying Backwards

Alitalia Cancels Flights After Planes Start Flying Backwards

Alitalia, the national airline of Italy, has cancelled all of its flights out of Rome's Fiumicino airport tonight, after several of its passenger fleet were reported to be 'flying backwards'. The airline confirmed that a number of flights have bee...

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Funny story: Thousands Stranded by XL Travel Collapse

Thousands Stranded by XL Travel Collapse

The collapse of the UK's third largest package holiday group has left tens of thousands of Britons stranded abroad in a variety of exotic destinations, ranging from the Isle of Dogs to Antarctica, and Butlin's Kinshasa to the Gobi Desert. The dec...

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Funny story: XL passengers left in suspension

XL passengers left in suspension

Passengers were left stranded today at 30,000 feet over the Atlantic ocean today following the collapse of XL Holidays. A flight containing 170 passengers was on it's way back to Gatwick from Tenerife when the flight had to be suspended in mid air...

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Funny story: Stunt plane crash costs hundreds of lives

Stunt plane crash costs hundreds of lives

Emergency services were today stretched to the limit following a crash involving one of two stunt planes over Shropshire. Visitors to the Shropshire summer festival and airshow were shocked when one of two bi-planes crashed in a nearby cemetery.

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Funny story: Eco Airline Bombs

Eco Airline Bombs

London - (Ass Mess): A high-flying airline's recent brainwave cost-cutting idea of changing over to eco-fiendish coal-fired planes has dive-bombed according to reports. Fifteen of the firm's Airbus A340-600 fleet have been grounded after passenger...

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Funny story: Pilot 'comes' down safely

Pilot 'comes' down safely

An experienced stunt pilot has narrowly escaped death as his plane crashed in a field at the Redcliffe airshow. An MaD spokesman said the jet crashed just 200 yards from crowds at about 1140 BST. Onlookers described the horror they witnessed a...

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Funny story: New "Pay-as-you-Go" airline launched

New "Pay-as-you-Go" airline launched

A new "Pay-as-you-go" airline service was launched today at Humberside International Airport. An offshoot of Irish airline RyanAir, the new service takes fare pricing to a new low, while at the same time maintaining its sister airline's equally lo...

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Funny story: Shrooms Ground Flyin' Air

Shrooms Ground Flyin' Air

Airlines have been brought down to earth by everything fro bad weather to mechanical malfunctions but a recent grounding of a Flyin' Air flight may have been a first for any airline in the world. Flying from Budapest to Dublin, the flight requi...

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Funny story: Airline To Use Volunteer Pilots and Crew on All Flights

Airline To Use Volunteer Pilots and Crew on All Flights

Houston - Southwest Airlines is going for blood, perhaps in more ways than one. The innovative airline announced today that beginning in 2009 the airline will no longer have regular pilots or crew. Instead they will call for volunteers from the ranks...

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Funny story: Zoom Mile High Airlines goes bust

Zoom Mile High Airlines goes bust

London - (Ass Mess): The aviation industry has blamed transatlantic budget carrier Zoom Mile High Airlines's recent downgrading strategy of offering passengers less bang for their buck for the company's collapse today. Zoom Mile High has filed for...

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Funny story: No Frills, No Air

No Frills, No Air

Cheapskate airline, Ryan NO Air deprived 168 passengers of oxygen today. The flight plunged to 8,000ft AND because passengers hadn't paid an oxygen supplement Ryan Scare boss; Paddy O'Sleasy ordered crew to cut the emergency air supply. A spoke...

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Funny story: Secret TSA Taste Police Scheme Exposed

Secret TSA Taste Police Scheme Exposed

In the face of repeated and widely publicized failures to detect handguns at airports and radioactive materials at ports, our investigation has revealed that the Transportation Security Agency (TSA) has developed a covert plan to avoid future humilia...

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Funny story: Airline passengers boarding planes wearing multiple layers of clothing to sidestep baggage fee presenting security risk, says TSA

Airline passengers boarding planes wearing multiple layers of clothing to sidestep baggage fee presenting security risk, says TSA

Los Angeles, California - Airline passengers are attempting to sidestep the airline industry baggage fee by wearing multiple layers of clothing that they would have otherwise packed and checked into as a piece of carry-on luggage. Although wearing th...

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Funny story: Sugar Crash

Sugar Crash

Sir Alan Sugar has fired himself as pilot of his plane after disappointing himself with a disappointing landing. Blaming wet weather, the bearded star of The Apprentice told how he overshot the runway at the City Airport Manchester.

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Funny story: New budget airline a bit too budgety for Civil Aviation Authority

New budget airline a bit too budgety for Civil Aviation Authority

WingPrayerAir has today announced its first scheduled flight from Newark in Nottinghamshire to Amsterdam in Holland. However, the announcement is not without concern from the Civil Aviation Authority (CAA).

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Funny story: United Airlines Announces Half Fares for Half Flights!

United Airlines Announces Half Fares for Half Flights!

Friendly Skies, UT - Innovation in times of higher fuel prices are the only way airlines are staying afloat. However United Airlines may have crossed the line in its latest attempt to shave and save money.

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