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Funny story: Japan's PM apologizes for war atrocities against Godzilla

Japan's PM apologizes for war atrocities against Godzilla

Godzilla screams in agony as the Japanese troops ruthlessly spray him with a rain of fire and exploding bombs. Fact or Friction?...

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Funny story: Wal-Mart Blown to Smithereens!

Wal-Mart Blown to Smithereens!

SPRINGFIELD, FL (AP) A massive explosion brought down the local Wal-Mart early this morning. The blast left a large gaping hole in the ground where Wal-Mart had been doing business for the past 7 years. Fire Department Chief Max Hosing said, "This ap...

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Funny story: New York Yankees Neanderthal Shock

New York Yankees Neanderthal Shock

While most experts agree that Neanderthals were an evolutionary dead end, becoming extinct around 30 000 years ago, new and significant information linking Neanderthals to the New York Yankees is set to light a fire under the scientific community. In...

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Funny story: Spider-man Burglar Convicted

Spider-man Burglar Convicted

A New York man dubbed Spider-man because of his ability to scale walls, leap from windows and swing on fire escapes has been convicted for breaking into Manhattan apartments and offices. He was also convisted for breaking into 2 schools, which is kin...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's introduce new ice cream flavor: Burning Bush

Ben & Jerry's introduce new ice cream flavor: Burning Bush

SPOKANE, Wash. - Ben Cohen, the Ben of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream fame, is not a fan of President Bush. Cohen is currently travelling around the country on what he is calling his "Pants on Fire" tour. Towing a 12 foot effigy of the President which fea...

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Funny story: Bush Blasts Hilary With Heat Vision!

Bush Blasts Hilary With Heat Vision!

President Bush, visibly annoyed by a Senator Hillary R. Clinton's heckling, lost his temper this morning and fired a blast of heat vision at the former first lady, setting her hair on fire. The outburst occured at a fund-raiser for the New York s...

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Funny story: Palestinians Fire Rockets As Sharon Visits

Palestinians Fire Rockets As Sharon Visits

By PETER NATIVITY, Associated Press FlunkE...

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Funny story: Texas Town to be a 'Safe Haven'

Texas Town to be a 'Safe Haven'

Dryfield, Texas - Dryfield Town Meeting on June 10 voted to adopt a 13-year-old Safe Haven home rule petition, which says the town will petition the Legislature to amend the Texas general laws to allow men to drop off their child at a fire station or...

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Funny story: Texas Town to be a 'Safe Haven'

Texas Town to be a 'Safe Haven'

Dryfield, Texas - Dryfield Town Meeting on June 10 voted to adopt a 13-year-old Safe Haven home rule petition, which says the town will petition the Legislature to amend the Texas general laws to allow men to drop off their child at a fire station or police station when it's up to 13 years old. Texas will be the first state to adopt a safe haven law for unwanted teenagers.

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Funny story: Bush Burns American Flag

Bush Burns American Flag

While practicing for a Memorial Day speech and at the same time cooking hamburgers on a outdoor grill at Camp David, President George W. Bush set a US flag on fire.

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Funny story: Saatchi Warehouse Fire Wins Turner Prize

Saatchi Warehouse Fire Wins Turner Prize

More than 100 artworks from Charles Saatchi's famous collection have been destroyed in a warehouse fire. The blaze began around midday, by 3pm the Turner Arts Foundation had awarded the controversial art prize to the suspected arsonist.

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Funny story: Rumsfeld Under Fire From ASPCA

Rumsfeld Under Fire From ASPCA

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld came under fire today amidst allegations leveled by The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty of Animals. Officials at the ASPCA argue that Rumsfeld's plan of training seeing-eye-Iraqi's undermine...

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Funny story: Great White Sharks and Wildfires. A SPOOF NEWS EXCLUSIVE

Great White Sharks and Wildfires. A SPOOF NEWS EXCLUSIVE

Fire season has started off with a bang in Southern California. The season officially started at midnight on May 1 2004 and since then three fires have devoured thousands of acres in both the Temecula and Camp Pendleton area. Thousands evacuated and...

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Funny story: A Very Fire Island

A Very Fire Island

In an effort to prove the truth in the statement, ‘What's the point of being an idiot if you can't show it off?' a Long Island New York man died after setting fire to a rug in his home, ironically located on Fire Island, and daring his roommate to st...

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Funny story: Source Reveals Girl Scout Cookies Actually Made From Girl Scouts

Source Reveals Girl Scout Cookies Actually Made From Girl Scouts

Richmond, VA ABC Bakers, a subsidiary of Richmond, VA based Interbake Foods, Inc., is coming under fire today, after an inside source revealed...

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Funny story: Ohio Educator Teaches Students How To Lie

Ohio Educator Teaches Students How To Lie

DAYTON, Ohio - An elementary school teacher in Dayton, Ohio is under fire today for what some are calling his practice of controversial subject matter in the public school system. Mark Davis, a first year teacher at Webster Elementary School has app...

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Funny story: Howard Dean was in "In The Line Of Fire"

Howard Dean was in "In The Line Of Fire"

New Hampshire- In a last ditch effort to re-launch his campaign after his dreary performance in the Iowan caucuses, Mr. Howard Dean revealed that he was in the movie "In the Line of Fire" starring Clint Eastwood.

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