(CNN BREAKING) In a seriously unlikely series of historic rapid-fire Lemony-Snicket events Ford's CEO yesterday announced massive layoffs resulting 90 minutes later in Microsoft purchasing the entire troubled auto manufacturer itself then, 14 mi...
A fire erupted in a downtown flop house and quickly spread through the three room building near a crowded area full of holiday revelers Friday evening. One Village First Responder suffered minor injuries, but no other injuries were reported. The...
Maine -- A Kennebunkport family briefly stranded on their roof "absolutely swears" they'll never call 911 again, "even if the house is on fire." According to Martin Baker, "My family and I had climbed up on the roof to...
Combat correspondents and photographers were on hand to capture the image of George Bush making the final assault on Iwo Jima. The bloody battle had been raging for several days and bodies were all around Iwo Jima. The fearless President of the Unit...
General Mills, under fire for reportedly allowing preschoolers to design the cover of their new Wheaties box is reportedly recalling 800,000 boxes of cereal from grocery shelves world-wide. David Salazar, General Mill's marketing director said,
Spanish Forks -- A mammoth fireworks show to honor Joseph Smith, founder of the LDS church, went off as unplanned Wednesday evening when a truck carrying 35,000 pounds of high explosives caught fire and exploded along Utah Highway 6, near Spanish For...
Godzilla screams in agony as the Japanese troops ruthlessly spray him with a rain of fire and exploding bombs. Fact or Friction?...
SPRINGFIELD, FL (AP) A massive explosion brought down the local Wal-Mart early this morning. The blast left a large gaping hole in the ground where Wal-Mart had been doing business for the past 7 years. Fire Department Chief Max Hosing said, "This ap...
While most experts agree that Neanderthals were an evolutionary dead end, becoming extinct around 30 000 years ago, new and significant information linking Neanderthals to the New York Yankees is set to light a fire under the scientific community. In...
A New York man dubbed Spider-man because of his ability to scale walls, leap from windows and swing on fire escapes has been convicted for breaking into Manhattan apartments and offices. He was also convisted for breaking into 2 schools, which is kin...
SPOKANE, Wash. - Ben Cohen, the Ben of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream fame, is not a fan of President Bush. Cohen is currently travelling around the country on what he is calling his "Pants on Fire" tour. Towing a 12 foot effigy of the President which fea...
President Bush, visibly annoyed by a Senator Hillary R. Clinton's heckling, lost his temper this morning and fired a blast of heat vision at the former first lady, setting her hair on fire. The outburst occured at a fund-raiser for the New York s...
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Dryfield, Texas - Dryfield Town Meeting on June 10 voted to adopt a 13-year-old Safe Haven home rule petition, which says the town will petition the Legislature to amend the Texas general laws to allow men to drop off their child at a fire station or...
Dryfield, Texas - Dryfield Town Meeting on June 10 voted to adopt a 13-year-old Safe Haven home rule petition, which says the town will petition the Legislature to amend the Texas general laws to allow men to drop off their child at a fire station or police station when it's up to 13 years old. Texas will be the first state to adopt a safe haven law for unwanted teenagers.
While practicing for a Memorial Day speech and at the same time cooking hamburgers on a outdoor grill at Camp David, President George W. Bush set a US flag on fire.
More than 100 artworks from Charles Saatchi's famous collection have been destroyed in a warehouse fire. The blaze began around midday, by 3pm the Turner Arts Foundation had awarded the controversial art prize to the suspected arsonist.
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