Showing:

Funny satire stories about Fat

Try another search?

Funny story: Nation's Slow Told To Walk On The Right

Nation's Slow Told To Walk On The Right

Washington, DC: In a public announcement form, television and radio programs were interupted yesterday and given the order that the nation's slow should keep to the right. "This should be a great help in jammed up Wal-Marts and grocery type store...

Read full story
Funny story: Obesity linked to body shape

Obesity linked to body shape

Scientist have claimed that recent studies into "Anthropomorphic Obesity" have shown that in most cases its the body shape that determines whether a person is classified as obese and not, as previously thought, the amount of chips they eat. In a s...

Read full story
Funny story: World's Heaviest Man to Marry

World's Heaviest Man to Marry

Manuel Uribe of Monterrey, Mexico, classed as the World's Heaviest Man by the Guiness Book for weighing 1260 pounds, will marry his long time girlfriend this week. The Bride is also a person of note in the Guiness Book, having the record for being...

Read full story
Funny story: Wales Named & Shamed as Fattest Britain, Again

Wales Named & Shamed as Fattest Britain, Again

Wales has once again retained its crown as the fattest country in the UK after being named and shamed by the National Health Service. According to the latest NHS survey, five of the six fat hot spots in Britain are Welsh. Only the Shetland Island...

Read full story
Funny story: Gordon Brown taxes fat people

Gordon Brown taxes fat people

Manchester UK: Prime Minister Gordon Brown today introduced a new tax policy on eating habits for fat bastards. In a keynote speech from the Labour party conference in Manchester, Brown was adamant that it was a fair and just policy. "Today we...

Read full story
Funny story: Larger sized clothing banned in fight against obesity

Larger sized clothing banned in fight against obesity

Clothing manufacturers have been told to reduce waistband sizes of all clothes produced in a bid to solve the obesity epidemic gripping the UK. The new regulations coming into effect on 1st January 2009 mean that trousers, skirts and such like wil...

Read full story
Funny story: California Bars Trans Fatties!

California Bars Trans Fatties!

While the southern border of the US of A is being blockaded by imported bricks from the Berlin Wall, California has a new idea, what's new? The Eastern boundary of the state of California will now be patrolled by the TFSPC (Trans Fatties State Police...

Read full story
Funny story: Phelps' 12,000 Calorie Diet Just Made Me a Fat Fuck!

Phelps' 12,000 Calorie Diet Just Made Me a Fat Fuck!

Sports writers have been celebrating the 12,000 calorie diet that has made Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps perhaps the greatest aquatic athlete in history. When spoofster, Pointillius Pointer read about the swimmer's eating regimen leading up to the O...

Read full story
Funny story: Frank Lampard: Charity Saint

Frank Lampard: Charity Saint

Frank Lampard has revealed to respected German Newspaper Wunter Under Meijer that he founded his own charity after receiving his first payslip from West Ham. Lampard took a moment to put down the Pukka Pies and go into detail with

Read full story
Funny story: Pizza Shed To Introduce New "Lard Lovers" Pizza

Pizza Shed To Introduce New "Lard Lovers" Pizza

Kokomo, Indiana - Lovers of Pizza Shed pizza were thrilled today when it was announced that the corporation would be introducing its new "Lard Lovers" pizza sometime in May.

Read full story
Funny story: Bush Invents Cure for Obesity of the Ameri Can!

Bush Invents Cure for Obesity of the Ameri Can!

No one would have guessed that the universally recognized Worst President Ever, George W Bush would be the scientifically acclaimed savior of the obesity of the Ameri-can.

Read full story
Funny story: Fat Chick Acts Loud and Obnoxious to Prove She's Not Self Conscious

Fat Chick Acts Loud and Obnoxious to Prove She's Not Self Conscious

Aimes, IA Susan Kessler set out to prove Saturday night, that she's wasn't going to let the fact that she is classified as morbidly obese stop her from having a good time.

Read full story
Funny story: 'Big Boned' woman proven to be Big Fat Liar

'Big Boned' woman proven to be Big Fat Liar

Shaniqua Adams a 30-year old grandmother of four was today exposed as a fraud by doctors at New Orleans General Hospital today.

Read full story
Funny story: The 2008 Conference for Big Fat Bastards opens in Bradford

The 2008 Conference for Big Fat Bastards opens in Bradford

Yesterday John Prescott the President of the Big Fat Bastards Society opened the 2008 Conference which is being held at Harry Ramsden's Famous Chippy Emporium in Bradford.

Read full story
Funny story: Sam Allardyce Found Stuck in Door Frame at St. James' Park

Sam Allardyce Found Stuck in Door Frame at St. James' Park

Sam Allardyce was found today, trying to squeeze out of a door frame he had got stuck in. According to staff at Newcastle United, Big Sam has been in the door frame ever since he was sacked.

Read full story
Funny story: Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage

Big Fat F**ker eats the last sausage

Stunned diners at the McWiggerdly household were left distraught after watching their 10 year old fat fucker of a son eat the last sausage in the entire house.

Read full story
Funny story: Chicago Police Supt. Det. Dick Simmons Tells Pudgy Police: "Lose LBS or join the Oldies!"

Chicago Police Supt. Det. Dick Simmons Tells Pudgy Police: "Lose LBS or join the Oldies!"

The Chicago police dept has been gorging itself on deep dish pizza, Chicago Dogs and of course lots and lots of Doughnuts. As a result, they have been declared the pudgiest police in the USA. That is, until new Supt. Det. Dick Simmons brought his wor...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more