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Funny story: Fast Food Chain Runs out of Fried Chicken: Prompts 911 Calls and ACLU Law Suit

Fast Food Chain Runs out of Fried Chicken: Prompts 911 Calls and ACLU Law Suit

Ft. Pierce, Fl, / Entitlement Times/Personal Abuse Section - Police responded today to three (3) emergency 911 calls after a customer at a local fast food restaurant had a major McMeltdown when the store ran out of fried chicken, the preferred meal o...

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Funny story: Travis Chimpburgers Top Dollar Menu at Zoo Food Court

Travis Chimpburgers Top Dollar Menu at Zoo Food Court

The tragedy of Travis the fourteen year old pet chimpanzee who loved a little merlot with an accountant's liver has been resonating with animal lovers, wine connisseurs and IRS agents. But no one expected that the meat industry would get its opposabl...

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Funny story: Study Linking Fast Food Restaurants to Strokes, Questioned

Study Linking Fast Food Restaurants to Strokes, Questioned

Nueces County, Texas: An NIH funded study conducted by the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor correlated the number of stroke victims with their proximity to fast food restaurants. A spokeswoman for the National Restaurant Association said "this...

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Funny story: MuckDonalds wins first prize in toilets survey

MuckDonalds wins first prize in toilets survey

A survey conducted by almost two people, over the last seventeen and a half minutes, has found that the organisation that has done the most to further international hygiene over the last decade has been MuckDonalds. No other organisation has built...

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Funny story: California Fast Food Chain Names New Breakfast Special After Mom of Octuplets: Egg McMuslim!

California Fast Food Chain Names New Breakfast Special After Mom of Octuplets: Egg McMuslim!

San Francisco, CA/ Fertility Clinic News - A California fast food chain specializing in take out food for illegal aliens on the run, capitalized on the notoriety achieved by Nadya Suleman, the 33 year old unmarried mother of 14, including the recent...

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Funny story: Forget The Angry Whopper - Try The Mad Mac!

Forget The Angry Whopper - Try The Mad Mac!

DALLAS, TX - Who's got a beef? Mick Donald's, that's who. Never one to be outdone, Mickey D's has introduced a well-timed response to its competitor's angry whopper of a burger - the all new Mad Mac. This double-stacked, mouth-watering, mad as hel...

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Funny story: FDA Finds Fast Food, MSG and Aspartame Cause Alzheimer's

FDA Finds Fast Food, MSG and Aspartame Cause Alzheimer's

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- People fed junk food which included MSG and Aspartame for nine months developed the abnormal brain tangles typical of Alzheimer's disease, just released FDA research indicated on Friday. The findings show how the typical...

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Funny story: "Ramrod" Ramsey's Rollicking Relationship

"Ramrod" Ramsey's Rollicking Relationship

An obviously emotional Gordon Ramsey spoke candidly to press today about his alleged affair with ex-jeffrey crim-archer's mistress Sarah Symonds. "It's not what you think, Sarah, my wife Tana, and I have a close relationship, we thought it best th...

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Funny story: Entrepreneur To Open Kebab Van At Everest Base Camp

Entrepreneur To Open Kebab Van At Everest Base Camp

Entrepreneur, Ali Bullo yesterday announced plans to open a kebab van at Mount Everest Base Camp. Ali Bullo, 36, originally from Turkey but currently residing in Hounslow unveiled his ambitious plan at a meeting of the British Mountaineering Associat...

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Funny story: A look at Wendy's Hooters

A look at Wendy's Hooters

Bob Evans was recently found comatose, soaked in Mountain Dew caused by the Sierra Mist, slipping In-N-Out of consciousness and his skin a Mellow Yellow. Dr Pepper was called in and has suggested an occasional Squirt of Krispie Kreme for the associa...

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Funny story: Obama Performs First Miracle With French Fries And Fishes

Obama Performs First Miracle With French Fries And Fishes

Washington DC-- And so it came to pass that The One performed His first miracle on the first day of His Ascension. The Anointed One walked into the Mount Tabor Homeless Shelter on D Street. And He saw 5000 obese homeless people and He was humbled.

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Funny story: Russian Commander Threatens Destruction Of American Fast Food Establishments

Russian Commander Threatens Destruction Of American Fast Food Establishments

The commander of Russia's strategic missile forces has repeated warnings that Russian ballistic rockets could be aimed at various fast food establishments such as McDonalds and KFC, in response to American utterings of missile bases in Poland and Cze...

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Funny story: McDonalds sells first real Hamburger

McDonalds sells first real Hamburger

Yes it is true McDonalds have in fact sold their first ever burger made with real cow meat. Beforehand it had been made of squirrel, hedgehog and the occasional koala bear but finally cows were culled for meat instead of fun. When a local man...

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Funny story: Jesse Jackson's JFC (Jesse's Fried Chicken) Successfully Sued by KFC

Jesse Jackson's JFC (Jesse's Fried Chicken) Successfully Sued by KFC

After being rebuffed for calling Barack Obama 'a nigger whose nuts should be cut off', Jesse Jackson, once the U.S.'s MegaBlack Leader has had to find another outlet for his giant ego. He's already rich from his Rainbow Coaltion, but getting the 'Dea...

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Funny story: Food Police Raid Fast Food Joint

Food Police Raid Fast Food Joint

Los Angeles CA, August 11, 2008: Officers of the LAPD raided Harry's Colossal Burger Emporium on Vine Street tonight. This fast food restaurant is illegal and must close in accordance with a newly passed LA City Council resolution. Activist Libera...

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Funny story: Puffin McMuffin.....on your menu?

Puffin McMuffin.....on your menu?

Machias, Me./ AP - In keeping with their regional marketing plans, a Machias, Me. McDonnalds has been authorized to test market their new breakfast sandwich, The Puffin McMuffin. Machias's Seal Island has been a natural habitat for the colorful on...

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Funny story: McDonalds to start serving food in their restaurants

McDonalds to start serving food in their restaurants

In a dramatic move announced today, burger chain McDonalds, famed for its yellow arch logo and too-happy clown, has decided to start selling real food.

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