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Funny story: Fashion Industry Falls Hard this Spring for Big Love Mormon Compound Look

Fashion Industry Falls Hard this Spring for Big Love Mormon Compound Look

The fashion industry has found its inspirations in some pretty strange places. Witness the heroin Chic that glorified the emaciated, sallow beauty of junkies, the shoppingbag lady look that glorified the sad, insane bag women denizens of the urban l...

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Funny story: Harem Pants - it was only a joke says designer

Harem Pants - it was only a joke says designer

The fashion industry is in turmoil following a designer's admission that he introduced the current trend of Harem Pants as a joke. The pants, which have a baggy seat, a dropped crutch and tight, shin-length legs have been seen on catwalks and in fas...

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Funny story: Hats Are The Next Big Thing Says Hat Manufacturer

Hats Are The Next Big Thing Says Hat Manufacturer

In these recession hit, snowbound, icebound, eggbound days, at last a hint of an economic revival. Milliner (hatmaker - origin from Milanese fancy goods supplier) Charlie Titfer of East London announced that his business was positively booming as...

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Funny story: New York Fashion Week to be Moved to the Bowery

New York Fashion Week to be Moved to the Bowery

NY and world fashion have experienced some strange and spectacular combos and permutationos. Heroine chic swept the style conscious world as men and ladies dressed like greek gods and godesses donning and dropping togas like Parisian fashions at the...

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Funny story: Football superstar Kaka to bring out range of mens fashion 'kaka pants'

Football superstar Kaka to bring out range of mens fashion 'kaka pants'

The Real Madrid footballer Kaka has announced that he is developing, in conjunction with style guru Lawrence Loo-Ellen Bowlegs, a new rage of fashion pants for the fashion unconscious person. Called "Kaka Pants", this versatile range has been deve...

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Funny story: Scientists Develop Line of Clothing Apparel

Scientists Develop Line of Clothing Apparel

In what may be the single most important advancement in the field of sex research for the blind, behavioral and physiological psychologists have developed clothing and provocative underwear designed to enhance the sexual experience of blind people. C...

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Funny story: Michelle Obamas Clothes A National Concern

Michelle Obamas Clothes A National Concern

Despite worsening conditions in Israel, ongoing insurgency in Iraq, and a difficult war in Afghanistan, the American people are keeping their priorities in order. Not even the worst economic times in nearly 50 years seems to be more important than ho...

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Funny story: Fashion Police Crack Down on First Couple:"Abominable!"

Fashion Police Crack Down on First Couple:"Abominable!"

NY/NY Women's Wear Daily - The verdict is in and it ain't good for the Presidential First Couple and their Inaugural Attire! Fashion commentator Gretchen Von Snootkinstein, the final word on international fashion, put a firm "thumbs down" in her...

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Funny story: Britain under threat from "gusset-kneed"

Britain under threat from "gusset-kneed"

In recent years, a phenomenon has grown in the UK to the stage where it threatens the fabric of society - young men, mostly black, who wear trousers that looks like they belong to a 10 year old. The gusset of the trouser is worn at the same level as...

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Funny story: "Pants Suits" in Fashion

"Pants Suits" in Fashion

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Levi Tripp walks with a limp, but that is due to a previous affectation. Now he's suing the pants off B. Street Clothing to the tune of 1.3 million dollars. Tripp was crossing the street with two armloads of groceries when the...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin & Nigella Launch Alaskan Fur Fashion Line

Sarah Palin & Nigella Launch Alaskan Fur Fashion Line

Bear Trap, Alaska - America and Britain's two most powerful female media figures have teamed up to launch an exclusive range of luxury furs. Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin often touted her hunting abilities during her campaign for the American Vice-...

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Funny story: Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes

Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes

Paris, France: In a controversial and visually alarming display, Foofi, the designer enfant terrible, has introduced literally painted gentilia and buttocks as his Spring fashion line. Foofi's models paraded the run way with assorted garments coveri...

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Funny story: Cellophane Winter Fashions Hot on Catwalk

Cellophane Winter Fashions Hot on Catwalk

Sweeping the fashion industry by storm and featured in three of the last five winter fashion shows, clear Cellophane is making a huge splash with designers as they rush to capitalize on the hype surrounding the design trend. Featuring most of th...

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Funny story: Victoria Secret's Costume Blunder in Miami

Victoria Secret's Costume Blunder in Miami

The stage was set, the lighting and background music was tested and the 24 Victoria Secret models were ready to go for the 2008 Winter Fashion Show in Miami, all without a single costume backstage. The logistics blunder was caught the evening before...

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Funny story: Darth Vader's wish to wear more colour

Darth Vader's wish to wear more colour

In a brand new series of television treat, What not to wear, latest guest Darth Vader wishes he could wear more colour, as he feels black is too limiting a colour. Speaking to Trinny and Susanah the feared Sith Over-lord said: 'I do appreciate th...

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Funny story: Black the NEW Black

Black the NEW Black

In a sweeping phenomena, reported here first, black is the 'new black'. From booked tanning salons, skyrocketing subscriptions to Ebony and Jet media publications to 'booty enhancing shapewear'. Here to for strictly black products like Afro-sheen...

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Funny story: Joey Barton To Become A Model For Kids

Joey Barton To Become A Model For Kids

Joey Barton, the Newcastle United player just nicely out of prison, has said in an interview that he wants to re-invent himself, and would like to become a shining example to youngsters. Controversial midfielder Barton, 26, hopes he can transform...

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