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Funny story: College Student Fathomed at Notion that Facebook Friends May Not Be Real Friends; Roommate Remains Relatively Nonplussed

College Student Fathomed at Notion that Facebook Friends May Not Be Real Friends; Roommate Remains Relatively Nonplussed

When Sharon Williams, a sophomore at Northeastern University in Boston, Massachusetts, noticed that none of her Facebook "friends" ever called her, contacted her outside the website, or expressed any interest in her personal life beyond an occasional...

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Funny story: Myanmar Embraces Facebook As Electronic Medical Record

Myanmar Embraces Facebook As Electronic Medical Record

(AP) Yangon -The long impoverished South East Asian nation of Myanmar is understood to be in negotiations with The World Health Organisation (WHO) co-founder Derek Zoolander to trial Facebook as an International Electronic Medical Record. Speakin...

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Funny story: Detroit Woman Just a Loser

Detroit Woman Just a Loser

Rachel Weinstein of Detroit, Michigan, couldn't figure out what was wrong with her Internet and email service. No matter how many times she hit the "Refresh" or "Inbox" tabs, no messages appeared. Her Facebook page showed no new or old messages, wall...

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Funny story: Facebook wary of new rival social network for Lady Gaga and Chris Brown haters.

Facebook wary of new rival social network for Lady Gaga and Chris Brown haters.

The big wigs at Facebook were preparing for a massive defection last night when a new rival called 'Hatebook' went live. A spokesperson for the company explained last night "Facebook users have been asking for a 'dislike' button for so long and th...

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Funny story: Facebook Introduces Ability To Comment On A Comment, Accidentally Unleashes Infinite Loop

Facebook Introduces Ability To Comment On A Comment, Accidentally Unleashes Infinite Loop

PALO ALTO-In what was intended as a neat way for friends and family to say their peace on the peace that another person said on an original post that may or may not be a mutual friend, Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg claims he had absolutely...

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Funny story: Author extradited to America by Facebook

Author extradited to America by Facebook

The author of a controversial book based on the construction of fake Facebook profiles is to face charges of copyright infringement after calling the book Fakebook.con. Facebook are using the US/UK extradition treaty that recently saw Richard O'Dwyer...

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Funny story: Facebook to track "douchebagginess" of comments

Facebook to track "douchebagginess" of comments

Facebook announced that it will now track how many comments made by members that are "inane, pointless or just plain douchelike." In what some call an assault on our privacy, the on line social network will gather data on postings considered il...

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Funny story: Angry God Smites Whitney Houston Over Facebook Post

Angry God Smites Whitney Houston Over Facebook Post

God, "angry beyond belief" at a facebook posting a young woman made, smote Whitney Houston over the weekend as "punishment," and posted the divine act to his Youtube account. "I'm tired of you badmouthing me on the internet," the Lord of Hosts sa...

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Funny story: Barry would like to be your friend

Barry would like to be your friend

You have 1 new friend request from Barry. You have 1 new message from Barry, sent 1 Feb 18:35. hello mate its me barry. remember we was at school together. remember that one time we flushed your trousers down the toilet that was facking hilarious. then that other time you and biffer got into a fight and he beat the crap out of you. good times anyways im in town and i need somewhere to crash...

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Funny story: Social Media Halted; Few Users Are Reading Contributions of Others

Social Media Halted; Few Users Are Reading Contributions of Others

The social media stoppage may not be forever; in fact, it will probably last only a few weeks. But starting next Wednesday -- for a limited time -- there will be NO social media whatsoever. Al Gore, founder of the Internet, made the announcement...

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Funny story: Tech world in shock as Facebook go a complete '24 hours' without any changes

Tech world in shock as Facebook go a complete '24 hours' without any changes

The world of internet geeks and tech specialists spoke out today at their surprise when Facebook made a statement saying that Thursday 26th January 2012 would see absolutely no changes to their security settings, page layout, timeline appearance, gro...

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Funny story: Political Facebook - Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul

Political Facebook - Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Ron Paul: Hi Michele, the guys sure do miss your pretty smiling face at our GOP debates. I just thought I'd say hi and ask if you have forgiven me for saying that your stupid hairdo looks fake. 4:27 p.m. Michele Bachmann: Hi Ronnie, no I have not and I thought that I asked you to stop making entries into my Facebook account. I am still mad about the remark where you said...

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Funny story: Facebook unveils 60 new ways to waste time under latest expansion plan

Facebook unveils 60 new ways to waste time under latest expansion plan

Facebook is adding a series of new applications to let users share such things as photos, travel or fashion. The online social network firm unveiled more than 60 new ways to waste time on Facebook. The company, tipped for a $100bn initial public o...

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Funny story: Sex Responsible for Growth in Social Networks, Scientists Say

Sex Responsible for Growth in Social Networks, Scientists Say

Long thought to be a simple tool for basic communication between friends, scientists now say that the exponential growth of social network websites can be attributed to one thing only; Sex. Co-authors of the report, Dr. Ivanna Vebusch and Dr. N.

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Funny story: Woman Contracts Virus After Excessive Facebook "Poking"

Woman Contracts Virus After Excessive Facebook "Poking"

Facebook - A woman here has contracted what scientist are calling "a new kind of virus we can make money off of", after excessive and uprotected "poking" of friends on her Facebook account. Mellisa Darin had gained the reputation of "not caring wh...

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Funny story: Boy dies from Facebook addiction

Boy dies from Facebook addiction

A 12 year old boy from Seoul, South Korea, has died after updating his Facebook status continuously for 50 hours. He appears to have been caught in a cycle of infinite self-description, which also killed a Wyoming man last month. This happens whe...

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Funny story: Viacom acquires Facebook

Viacom acquires Facebook

NEW YORK CITY, NY. - Viacom has just announced today that it has bought Facebook for $500 in stock and cash. Viacom will now use Facebook as a portal to launch new marketing promotions for its properties, like Nickelodeon, Paramount, Nick Jr., Neo...

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