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Funny story: Facebook's Real-Name Policy Being A Total Pain In The Ass To High School Football Hero

Facebook's Real-Name Policy Being A Total Pain In The Ass To High School Football Hero

Plano, TX- "Facebook needs to get its 'real-name-only policy' s--- together," said high school senior Lee Taylor. Last week, the social network giant allegedly kicked the famous Plano High School football tailback and the school's all-time leading...

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Funny story: Facebook uses high-tech to solve porn spammer case: they read statuses

Facebook uses high-tech to solve porn spammer case: they read statuses

HARFOLD, Vt.--Facebook released a statement saying that they were able to identify the spammer who flooded Facebook's newsfeed with pornographic and disturbing images. Harfold resident Cyril Lewis is currently in custody at Harfold County Jail. Fa...

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Funny story: Facebook users disappointed not to find porn in their news feeds

Facebook users disappointed not to find porn in their news feeds

Cyberspace was rocked last night after revelations that social media website, Facebook, had been targeted by hackers in a spam porn attack. It seems a number of users were duped into pasting malicious Javascript code into their profiles that resu...

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Funny story: Porno infiltrators attack Facebook and they didn't even peep!

Porno infiltrators attack Facebook and they didn't even peep!

Facebook, the friendly chat and contact internet service have been attacked by cyber porno infiltrators attempting to get their rather naughty messages across (the crutch mainly). The owners of Facebook were appalled at this vile attack of lovely...

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Funny story: Rushdie wins Facebook fight, believed to have then flooded FB with porn, violent images

Rushdie wins Facebook fight, believed to have then flooded FB with porn, violent images

PALO ALTO, Calif.--Ahmed "Salman" Rushdie fought the good fight and won. Then, it's believed, he made them pay. Rushdie had argued with Facebook that he should be allowed to use his middle name, Salman, because it was the name by which he was know...

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Funny story: Social Media Turning Americans Into Socialists, Study Warns

Social Media Turning Americans Into Socialists, Study Warns

Washington, DC - America's growing use of social media is transforming the population of the United States into "a gang of pinko, socialist subversives," according to a study by a leading conservative think tank. In a comprehensive three-page repo...

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Funny story: World's biggest Pygmy band slate 'ridiculous' Facebook propaganda

World's biggest Pygmy band slate 'ridiculous' Facebook propaganda

For the first time ever, the popular multi-ingrained, packed full of fibbers and chiggers website Facebook, is allowing users the chance to communicate with dead celebrities of the past. It is also encouraging all citizens to stand and deliver or the devil he may take ye. The move should bring about improved accessibility for Fatso Wong, increased rates for Susan's Boyle's and higher chances of d...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall St. Too Big to Fail Too Cool to Say Bye-Bye

Occupy Wall St. Too Big to Fail Too Cool to Say Bye-Bye

NEW YORK CITY - The colloquial term infamously used during the global recession is now being applied to the incumbent revolutionary, Occupy Wall St. This means, essentially, that the entire revolution is so interconnected via social network that...

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Funny story: Study that claims larger brain areas for many-friended Facebookers wreacking havoc at Vermont college

Study that claims larger brain areas for many-friended Facebookers wreacking havoc at Vermont college

HARFOLD, Vt.--The student body at Harfold State College is at odds with a recently-released U.K. study. British researchers are claiming that Facebook users with lots of friends tend to have larger areas of the brain than do those who have less frien...

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Funny story: Facebook set up a Blackmail Department

Facebook set up a Blackmail Department

Immensely popular social networking site, Facebook, are to set up a new department for dealing with blackmail. "For the past few years," said CEO Mark Zuckerberg, "Everybody and his dog - and sometimes their cat too - have been uploading pictures...

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Funny story: Facebook release their own portable PC

Facebook release their own portable PC

Social networking giants Facebook have joined the PC market today, as they announced the release of a portable computer. The PC comes with only one application installed - a piece of software that allows the user to access the Facebook web page. It i...

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Funny story: Facebook and Google Plus buy each other

Facebook and Google Plus buy each other

Facebook and Google Plus have announced that they are to buy each other, in a shock move that will surprise no one. Facebook has been losing customers since the launch of Google Plus and, over the past month, the social network created by the Sil...

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Funny story: New Social Media App set to Take Over the Way You Interact

New Social Media App set to Take Over the Way You Interact

Finally Apple's App department has approved the app that everyone in the social media industry has been talking about. An integration utility from the software giant Benchmark submitted nearly eighteen months ago has just been granted approval by App...

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Funny story: Facenook to offer certified anonymous identification cards

Facenook to offer certified anonymous identification cards

Menlo Park, CA - Facenook and Google issued a joint press release today, announcing a new program. Dubbed "AnonID", they will begin offering a service which verifies anonymity. They will collect data-which will be held in the strictest confidence-for...

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Funny story: Latest FaceBook lawsuit--Ex Harvard Professor sues for 90% ownership 

Latest FaceBook lawsuit--Ex Harvard Professor sues for 90% ownership 

Menlo Park, CA - Yet another lawsuit has been filed against FaceBook owner Mark Zuckerberg. Recently retired Harvard professor Jonah Goldman filed papers in superior court alleging that he possesses a written document in which Zuckerberg promises him...

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Funny story: Syrian Woman discovered to be pretending to be a middle aged American

Syrian Woman discovered to be pretending to be a middle aged American

Tweeters were rocked again this week when it was revealed that the middle aged American they were following was, in fact, a young lesbian woman from Syria. Sabeen Hosny was masquerading as Joe Curr, an ordinary middle-American. "I was blown away w...

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Funny story: FBI: Weiner sexted Palin and Bachman

FBI: Weiner sexted Palin and Bachman

An FBI analysis of the Facebook account of former Congressman Anthony Weiner revealed that he had e-mailed his rather inflated loins to Tea Party Presidential hopefuls Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. At first, when the New York Times acquired...

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