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Funny story: Sharon Stone reaps the whirlwind in wake of quake

Sharon Stone reaps the whirlwind in wake of quake

French fashion house Christian Dio'r Priced says it is dropping mammary-prominent peroxide actress Sharon 'ice pick' Stone from its advertisements after her remarks referring to a recent devastating event as an "earthquake&qu...

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Funny story: Sharon Stone says: "Karma is your worst nightmare China! A hot crazy coked up Bitch that will rock your world, slash your tires and sleep with all your friends just for #%@& of it!"

Sharon Stone says: "Karma is your worst nightmare China! A hot crazy coked up Bitch that will rock your world, slash your tires and sleep with all your friends just for #%@& of it!"

Hollywood, California - Apparently suffering from the postoperative side effects of yet another Botox injection that migrated to the brain, tummy tuck aneurysm or silicone breast augmentation seepage to the blood stream, aging diva, Sharon Stone, sho...

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Funny story: China to "Slot" developers

China to "Slot" developers

In the aftermath of the Chinese earthquake disaster, the Chinese authorities have announced that they are going to "Slot" the developers responsible for the buildings that collapsed.

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Funny story: Chineese earthquake and burmeese cyclone link

Chineese earthquake and burmeese cyclone link

(Neuters) In the last half an hour it has come to light that the Chinese government were field testing their military's latest weapon, this is where the whole Chinese population farts at the same time.

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Funny story: Chinese Earthquake Rescue Workers Make Strange Requests For Help

Chinese Earthquake Rescue Workers Make Strange Requests For Help

Rescue workers trying to free trapped victims of the earthquake in China, have said they are in dire need of food, clothing and medical supplies, but also of several other essential items, such as hammers, cranes, rubber gloves - and...

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Funny story: Chinese Earthquake Linked To Terracotta Army

Chinese Earthquake Linked To Terracotta Army

The earthquake which tore through the Chinese province of Sichuan on Monday, has been linked to the Imperial Terracotta Army, which was on manoeuvres there, it has been claimed.

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Funny story: 'Chinese takeaway': 10,000 killed, only 1 billion to go, in newest population reduction plan

'Chinese takeaway': 10,000 killed, only 1 billion to go, in newest population reduction plan

BEIJING: The massive earthquake that killed thousands this week was generated by underground detonation of top-secret depopulation weaponry by the People's Republic of China, sources indicate.

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Funny story: Chinese Earthquake Destroys New Olympic Stadium

Chinese Earthquake Destroys New Olympic Stadium

An earthquake measuring 7.8 on the Richter Scale has devastated an area of China and 'totally' demolished the stadium specially built to stage the Olympic Games which start in Beijing in August.

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Funny story: Oil starts gushing out of Beijing olympic stadium

Oil starts gushing out of Beijing olympic stadium

Beijing - (Seismic Mess): The Chinese Olympics are in serious doubt today after oil suddenly began gushing out of a fissure in the newly erected Beijing Bird's Nest Stadium following 7.8 magnitude tremor thousands of miles away in Chengdu, Sichua...

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Funny story: Japan rocks: magnitude 7.1 earthquake may presage return of Godzilla

Japan rocks: magnitude 7.1 earthquake may presage return of Godzilla

Beijing (Xinhua) - A magnitude 7.1 earthquake hit off the east coast of Japan's main Honshu island at 0:45 a.m. Thursday, according to China's earthquake and giant lizard monster observatory network.

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Funny story: UN Security Council passes resolution 1889 (2008) to re-instate UNMOVIC to investigate latest UK A-Bomb Tests

UN Security Council passes resolution 1889 (2008) to re-instate UNMOVIC to investigate latest UK A-Bomb Tests

February 27th was a special day for the UK when the people of England, Wales and Northern Ireland were shaken out of their beds by what was apparently a 5.4 on the Richter scale earthquake, emanating from the Lincolnshire town of Market Rasen, near G...

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Funny story: Ashington Earthquake Disaster Fund

Ashington Earthquake Disaster Fund

A group has set up a disaster fund following the major earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter Scale which hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning at 12:56 a.m. Its epicentre was Ashington, Northumberland.

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Funny story: Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists

Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists

Another earthquake of a similar magnitude to that experienced in the UK this week, could split the Earth in two, say barmy scientists. The Earth, they say, is going through volatile and unprecedented changes, and is extremely prone to another majo...

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Funny story: UK Earth quake brings Ozzie Osborne's Sugar Puffs.

UK Earth quake brings Ozzie Osborne's Sugar Puffs.

Ex Black Sabbaths front-man Ozzie Osborne was celebrating yesterday after a consignment of Sugar Puffs breakfast cereal arrived at his L.A mansion, thanks to an earth quake.

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Funny story: Earthquakes: 'Why don't you name us? Is that too much to ask? Just give us names.'

Earthquakes: 'Why don't you name us? Is that too much to ask? Just give us names.'

Many earthquakes have stepped forward to question why they are not given names much like their natural disaster cousins-the hurricane.

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Funny story: Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

The earthquake tremors felt by many insomniacs across the UK on Tuesday, may actually have been the result of the early accidental demise at a Terror Training Camp, of a wannabe al-Qaeda terrorist, s...

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Funny story: Earthquake Rips Through UK As People Sleep On

Earthquake Rips Through UK As People Sleep On

A relatively massive earthquake measuring an enormous 5.3 on the Richter Scale has 'rippled' through the UK causing widespread joviality among residents the length and bread...

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