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Funny story: "Don't Make Me Come Down There!" Says God

"Don't Make Me Come Down There!" Says God

Tired of the ongoing moral decline in the world today God has taken the rather unusual step of issuing a statement to the people of Earth.

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Funny story: North Korea Test Fires New Missile

North Korea Test Fires New Missile

PYONGYANG (AP) North Korean news agencies report that a missile was launched early this morning. Pyongyang officials boasted that the new missile was capable of reaching anywhere on earth while carrying the latest nuclear warhead in their arsenal. Th...

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Funny story: US Vows to Win Back Oldest Mom Title

US Vows to Win Back Oldest Mom Title

Not to be outdone, George W. Bush has vowed to move heaven and earth to give the United States back its title of having the oldest woman ever to give birth.

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Funny story: Asteroid Moons Earth

Asteroid Moons Earth

PALOMAR, CA --- NASA intern Sam Croydon claims he has discovered a new killer asteroid that missed the Earth by a hair's breadth a few weeks ago. Designated A-554073, it came as close as 250,000 miles to our home planet, Croydon said. Had he been all...

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Funny story: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Admits Taking Steroids

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Admits Taking Steroids

For too many years to remember, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has led Santa's sleigh through the darkened and chilled skies of a Christmas Eve night delivering presents to children in every corner of the earth. But that may not happen this year...

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Funny story: Earth saved - for now!

Earth saved - for now!

A little-known potato-shaped object about 3 miles long caused a stir on the world-wide web last week when 7-year old amateur astonomer Ian Peace posted on his blog that "a horrendous asteroid was hurtling towards Earth at 14 thousand miles per h...

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Funny story: Virgin's Branson Announces Plans for Private Spaceflight

Virgin's Branson Announces Plans for Private Spaceflight

Sir Richard Branson announced that he would launch "Virgin Galactic"-an effort to build five space ships that will fly as high as 80 miles above earth. With seating for 5 passengers and a flight time of 3 hours, Sir Branson has hit upon a really terr...

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Funny story: Man Yoo Nearly Extinct

Man Yoo Nearly Extinct

65 million years ago during what Palaeontologists term the Late Cretaceous, Dinosaurs ruled the Earth. Yes it was the era of the T-rex, Anatotitan and Torosauras. It was also the first sighting of the Man Yoo.

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Funny story: Isaac Newton Blamed for Earth's End

Isaac Newton Blamed for Earth's End

In a dramatic and hastily convened press conference in Abingdon yesterday, famous planetary scientist Dr Alfred von Schnorkelpliers, 34, announced to the world's media that the world would stop spinning soon.

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Funny story: 65 Million Years

65 Million Years

Around 65 million years ago the mighty Dinosaur ruled planet Earth. Their sheer size and ferocity made their removal unthinkable. There wasn't anything or anyone, who could challenge them physically or, at that time, mentally. Approximately 160 million years before that, another group of Dinosaurs had roamed the planet and disappeared albeit without the same level of dominance.

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Funny story: Klingon Empire Announces Hostile Takeover of Paramount Pictures

Klingon Empire Announces Hostile Takeover of Paramount Pictures

The Klingon High Council announced its plans for a hostile takeover of Paramount Pictures, the Earth company which owns the hugely successful "Star Trek" franchise.

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Funny story: Ming the Merciless unveils "diabolical" plan to conquer Earth

Ming the Merciless unveils "diabolical" plan to conquer Earth

Mongo - The world was briefly terrified today in the aftermath of a newsflash announcement from none other than Emperor Ming of Mongo, the sinister tyrant of the 1930's serial "Flash Gordon", who demanded that Earth's rulers abdicate to him or face t...

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Funny story: Drunk tank driver puts citizens at risk

Drunk tank driver puts citizens at risk

Earth -- Military official, Joseph F. Schmoe, decided on Wednesday to drink with his friends, even though he was to drive a tank later that night. Apparently he knew the risks, and was willing to take them.

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Funny story: Feith Opens Pork Barbeque Stand in Baghdad

Feith Opens Pork Barbeque Stand in Baghdad

The man American Theater Commander General Tommy Franks called the "F---ing stupidest guy on the face of the Earth," Douglas Feith, the former Under Secretary of Defense for Policy, has resigned his position at the Pentagon to open pork barbeque sta...

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Funny story: Starbucks Completes Death Star; World Takeover Imminent

Starbucks Completes Death Star; World Takeover Imminent

Seattle, WA-Starbucks Coffee Inc announced Wednesday that its supreme plan for world domination will be placed into effect a month early as their Death Star orbiting seven hundred miles off Earth has been completed ahead of schedule.

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Funny story: Man Sues God

Man Sues God

Earth - Earth Man Gregory Tinkle today sues God, the almighty, the Grand Master of all time and the unquestionable one, for exactly £8,600,000.49. The man accuses God of ruining his life right after he took away the lives of his beloved mother, sons...

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Funny story: Halliburton Industries to Receive $3billion / year to Leave Wetlands Untouched.

Halliburton Industries to Receive $3billion / year to Leave Wetlands Untouched.

Confusion followed President Bush's Earth Day announcement of the Wetlands Protection Program today when it was discovered that the land in question was, in fact, purchased by Halliburton Industries last week for $49.95.

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