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Funny story: In-car microwave "perfectly safe"

In-car microwave "perfectly safe"

The selling of an in-car microwave oven from one of the biggest and best specialist retailer of consumer electronics, was declared "perfectly safe" by a team from a top driving and road safety organisation today. The Top-of-dashboard mounted unit...

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Funny story: SatNav misery

SatNav misery

Commuters in Bolton, near Manchester, were today left fuming when a major artery in and out of Bolton was blocked by a truck driver. Arnie Tick, a truck driver of some thirty years had been following his SatNav to his next job when it directed him...

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Funny story: New Speed Limits Introduced

New Speed Limits Introduced

A new Road Safety campaign has been launched by the Government today, with the stated aim of jointly reducing both the accident rate and offsetting rising unemployment. Following the success of the Government's Think!! speed-reduction campaign and...

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Funny story: Road Safety Campaign

Road Safety Campaign

In a multi-billion pound effort to reduce unemployment and put an end to road rage, the UK Government has decided to implement changes on British roads. "After a six year study," said Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, "we have determined the major...

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Funny story: Twat Nav Causes Cotswold Chaos

Twat Nav Causes Cotswold Chaos

A Cotswold village was cut off from the outside world for over a week because of a stranded lorry. The driver was misdirected through the village of Snide by his vehicles Twat Nav. The system is a cheap navigation device developed in Turkmenistan.

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Funny story: Jimmie Johnson Wins The Sombrero Grande Tequila 700

Jimmie Johnson Wins The Sombrero Grande Tequila 700

CANCUN, Mexico - NASCAR's Jimmie Johnson in his #48 Chevrolet Impala has just won The 2009 Sombrero Grande Tequila 700. The grueling race took place at The Yucatan Penisula International Speedway located down in Cancun, Quintana Roo, Mexico. Ov...

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Funny story: Lord Ahmed Wins Court Case

Lord Ahmed Wins Court Case

Firebrand Labour peer Lord Ahmed has won his court case for compensation, it has been revealed. Lord Ahmed was sending text messages while driving his Jaguar when he struck a stationary vehicle on the M1 on Christmas Day. The driver of the other v...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Man Moves Burglars Van

Wisconsin Man Moves Burglars Van

A man in Beloit, Wisconsin made sure a pair of burglars didn't get away with his two flat-screen televisions and computers - he moved their getaway van. Henry Nicholson was in the basement of his Alexander Street home on Thursday when he heard th...

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Funny story: Miley gets license after dad begs DMV: "My daughter needs this!"

Miley gets license after dad begs DMV: "My daughter needs this!"

Hollywood , CA: Miley Cyrus is now the owner of a brand new car. But how, you ask, she can't even drive?! Miley's father, Billy Ray, went to the DMV with her yesterday morning. She hadn't studied the manuals, or anything! Soon after Miley and...

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Funny story: Switch to Horse And Buggies Delayed Again

Switch to Horse And Buggies Delayed Again

Detriot - The big Three US Auto-makers have followed the lead of their foreign counterparts in agreeing to delay the introduction of horse drawn carriages for the US market. The planned conversion from horse power to horse-drawn power has been in the...

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Funny story: True British Grit not good enough?

True British Grit not good enough?

A row has broken out after it was disclosed that instead of using road salt sourced in Britain, a company was intending to import it from Spain. As a new wave of snow struck the nation, salt suppliers have let slip that they will now be sourcing sal...

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Funny story: Highways Agency Reveals Solution To Black Ice

Highways Agency Reveals Solution To Black Ice

At a press conference earlier today, the Highways Agency announced the latest weapon in their fight against dangerous black ice on the nation's roads. It follows several days of widespread criticism of their failure to deal with the traffic chaos ca...

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Funny story: Pothole Triangle Claims Another Victim

Pothole Triangle Claims Another Victim

In the worst disaster ever recorded in pothole history, a semi tractor-trailer hit a pothole on 13 Mile Road in Fraser, Michigan late last night, and disappeared. Believed to be in an area dubbed "The Pothole Triangle," located within an area tha...

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Funny story: Car manufacturers fooling drivers

Car manufacturers fooling drivers

It has come to light that all car manufacturers from Fiat to Ferrari are fooling the people that buy their cars. The dashboards in all makes and all models are feeding drivers incorrect information in an attempt to make the driver feel that they a...

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Funny story: Masturbating 'missing link' fined for 'auto-erotic' driving

Masturbating 'missing link' fined for 'auto-erotic' driving

A man officially identified as a Darwinian 'missing link' has been fined $2,000 for filming himself masturbating while speeding along the highway in his convertible. The man is in jail until August after pleading guilty to growing high-speed cann...

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Funny story: William Tell Overture blamed for road rage

William Tell Overture blamed for road rage

A man appearing before the Judiciary in Poland has told how a road rage incident in Warsaw was caused by listening to the William Tell Overture, a classical piece of music first written in the 19th Century. The 61 year old semi-retired chicken p...

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Funny story: New York Mayor Bloomberg's HOV Plans

New York Mayor Bloomberg's HOV Plans

Mayor Bloomberg of New York City has come up with what he considers to be a brilliant plan to save the city from financial disaster and curb the massive daily flow of traffic through Manhattan. In addition to the tolls he plans to exact from the c...

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