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Funny story: President Trump's Bone Spurs Are Clearly Getting Worse

President Trump's Bone Spurs Are Clearly Getting Worse

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Everyone knows that the president avoided having to go to Vietnam by falsely claiming that he had bone spurs, which, as everyone knows, was a totally fabricated lie. But, as the saying goes, be careful what you w…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!

Kellyanne Conway’s Anti-Trump Daughter is Back and With a Vengeance!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The president’s chief counsel and head adviser has just learned that her daughter, Claudia, is back attacking DJT with an unrelenting vengeance. Young Claudia recently had her cell phone taken away by her mommy, be…

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Funny story: Why are right-wingers such fervent conspiracy nuts?

Why are right-wingers such fervent conspiracy nuts?

Conspiracy theories have been around since before the age of mass communication. In fact, before the days of printed media, the conspiracy theory was often the only way of learning about the latest worldwide events. In the 14th century, most Briti…

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Funny story: Neil Young Says President Trump Needs to Stop Stealing His Creative Work

Neil Young Says President Trump Needs to Stop Stealing His Creative Work

LOS ANGELES – (Music Satire) - Neil Young, a singer-songwriter, who gained fame back in the 1970s with the heavy-partying band, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, is fed up with President Trump’s unmitigated, downright stealing of his creative work.

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Funny story: Painting Shows President Trump And Boris Johnson May Have Been Separated At Birth

Painting Shows President Trump And Boris Johnson May Have Been Separated At Birth

There's no disputing it! Whatever evidence anyone comes up with to the contrary, a recent portrait shows that, without the shadow of a doubt, Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are identical twin brothers who must have been separated at birth! The por…

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Funny story: President Trump Film On Ice As No Actor Good Enough To Accurately Portray The Subject

President Trump Film On Ice As No Actor Good Enough To Accurately Portray The Subject

A major new Hollywood movie project depicting the life of US president, Donald Trump, has had to be shelved for the moment, after executives said that finding someone to play the leading role accurately was proving impossible. Make-up departments…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Named Himself Head of The Board of Directors of the Electoral College

President Trump Has Named Himself Head of The Board of Directors of the Electoral College

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Reports are that the president recently confided to his chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway, that he is going to be re-elected one way or another. Conway reportedly replied that she was all ears. He then told he…

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Funny story: President Trump is Building a Wall Around the White House and He Said Mexico is Going to Pay For It

President Trump is Building a Wall Around the White House and He Said Mexico is Going to Pay For It

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The President has just informed the news media that he will continue with the construction on the big, beautiful, unclimbable wall that will encircle the White House. Trump said that the wall will be built b…

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Funny story: A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland

A White House Source Said That Kellyanne Conway Talked the President out of Napalming Portland

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake news story) A highly-reliable source within the White House walls has revealed that the President was actually considering calling in a napalm air strike on the Portland protesters. The source said that the President had a…

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Funny story: The New York Yankees Say “Nope” To President Trump Tossing Out The First Pitch

The New York Yankees Say “Nope” To President Trump Tossing Out The First Pitch

NEW YORK CITY – (Funny sports story) The President really had his feelings hurt when he learned that his hometown Yankees said they do not want him to toss out the first pitch, as is customary. A rep for the Bronx Bombers stated that it was just…

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Funny story: Sylvester Stallone To Star As President Trump in the Movie “From Moscow With Love”

Sylvester Stallone To Star As President Trump in the Movie “From Moscow With Love”

HOLLYWOOD – (Fake movie news) Word filtering out of Celluoid City is that one of the greatest Italian movie stars of all time, Sylvester Stallone, has signed to appear in a movie about President Trump. Stallone, who just turned 74, has been cast…

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Funny story: President Trump didn't send a single tweet today

President Trump didn't send a single tweet today

11:59pm - There was a virtual storm on social media this evening, and several posts went viral when it was realized that President Donald J. Trump had not sent a single Twitter tweet all day! The Trumpster, as he is known by some satirists, had be…

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Funny story: The Pied Piper of The Potomac, Admits That, If Adolf Hitler Were Alive Today, He Would Pardon Him

The Pied Piper of The Potomac, Admits That, If Adolf Hitler Were Alive Today, He Would Pardon Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Fake News story) – The man who many Republicans are now calling the messed-up fella, who is going to not only lose the presidential election, but the Senate as well, says he has been feeling ill lately. He said that it’s not his…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says That It Is Time To Have The President Committed Before He Hurts Himself or Someone Else

Melania Trump Says That It Is Time To Have The President Committed Before He Hurts Himself or Someone Else

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News Story) President Trump’s doctor accidentally revealed to the news media that “Orange Boy” is 69 pounds overweight. The doctor said that he has tried to put the president on a diet, but he always says the same thing:…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Banned The Playing of Hip Hop and Rap Music in the White House

President Trump Has Banned The Playing of Hip Hop and Rap Music in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) President Trump has made it very clear that, not only does he not like the Black Lives Matter movement, but he truly despises rap music and hip hop music. He has issued a presidential executive order prohibiting the…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named to the Black Lives Matter Board of Directors

Meghan Markle Has Just Been Named to the Black Lives Matter Board of Directors

CHICAGO – (Fake news story) Meghan Markle has just announced that her favorite organization, Black Lives Matter, has just named her to be on the Board of Directors. Markle stated that the job only pays $175 a week, but there are some very nice fri…

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Funny story: Kanye West Demands That People Stop Calling Him a Crybaby

Kanye West Demands That People Stop Calling Him a Crybaby

WEST HOLLYWOOD, California – (Fake news story) Kanye West said he is disappointed in the American people. He pointed out that just because he is one of the most sensitive individuals in Tinsel Town, that does not mean that he is not qualified to be p…

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