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Funny story: Released document reveals what happened to UK Manned Space Flight

Released document reveals what happened to UK Manned Space Flight

After the second world war, Britain led the way in rocket technology, producing more rocket scientists than the rest of the world combined. Oppenheimer claimed that Britain, not the US would be the first to put a man on the moon. Documents release...

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Funny story: Anti-Pigeon Device For Statues Introduced

Anti-Pigeon Device For Statues Introduced

The age-old problem of pigeons using statues as toilets is set to become a thing of the past after scientists this week introduced a new anti-pigeon device, the Spiker. The Spiker is a tiny needle that hides inside the head of the statue - when an...

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Funny story: Dog Sh*t Sniffers out in force in London

Dog Sh*t Sniffers out in force in London

The Government has unveiled its latest weapon against the rising tide of dog owners who do not pick up after their dogs have placed one on the pavement or in the park. The roll of the sniffers will be to sniff the dog turd, and using highly traine...

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Funny story: UK policy on immigration slammed for including legislation on dog owners

UK policy on immigration slammed for including legislation on dog owners

UK immigration policy was once again the subject of abject ridicule today when it was revealed that new legislation on tightening the law on immigration featured rules targeting those intending to bring dogs with them into the country. Under prop...

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Funny story: Terrorists Using Pets as Bombs

Terrorists Using Pets as Bombs

A disturbing report from Homeland Security is claiming that US based terror cells are masquerading as animal lovers and pet owners purely to use their loyal and unsuspecting dogs, cats and gerbils as walking time bombs. The report, leaked to the W...

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Funny story: Dog Sues Owner

Dog Sues Owner

A five year old golden retriever from Fort Lauderdale Florida has filed a lawsuit against his owner citing that his former master violated his canine rights. Sebastian, who has now left his owner and is residing with friends claims that his former...

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Funny story: Dave's Doggy-Sitting List - With Martin Shuttlecock.

Dave's Doggy-Sitting List - With Martin Shuttlecock.

Went to see Dave today. He's my brother in law, married to the wife's sister, Bunty. Lovely couple they are, salt of the earth Midlands people. Down to earth, realistic, and people who value the truly important things in life - like family, friends, and who are selflessly always prepared to look out for other people. They've got three sons, great lads one and all, who've left home now, and are...

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Funny story: Gay Dog Runs Amok On Worthing Seafront

Gay Dog Runs Amok On Worthing Seafront

Residents of Worthing were left in a state of shock and awe today, after a gay dog ran amok on Worthing seafront, trying to pump up any dog unfortunate enough to cross its path. Witnesses described the dog as 'a big brindle type thing with short stub...

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Funny story: Carnivorous Tortoise Mauls Family Pet In Hamble Le Rice Horror Shocker

Carnivorous Tortoise Mauls Family Pet In Hamble Le Rice Horror Shocker

Following an exhaustive investigation by researchers from Titchfield University, it can be revealed that the culprit behind the savage mauling of a family's pet dachshund, Wayne, in a Hampshire back garden, has been exposed as the family's pet tortoi...

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Funny story: Owners told to lock up their dogs in North London

Owners told to lock up their dogs in North London

Arsenal have signed South Korean Park Chu-Young from French side Monaco, and it is fair to say local dog owners are not happy. Although Arsene Wenger has brought in the 26-year-old striker to boost his side attacking force, It has caused shock-wav...

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Funny story: Dogs Like Watching Digital Television!

Dogs Like Watching Digital Television!

Vets are warning that many people are bringing pet dogs along to their surgeries presenting a problem of fixed, staring eyes. They say the problem is being caused by Britain's change from analogue to digital television. They say the flicker rate...

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Funny story: New York allows gay dogs to marry

New York allows gay dogs to marry

The state of New York has begun to allow homosexual hounds and bitches to marry. For years now, campaigners have been howling for gay pooches to have equal status to their straight canine friends. Dog marriage laws vary considerably throughout the...

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Funny story: Dachshund Runs Away With World Speed Record For Diarrhea

Dachshund Runs Away With World Speed Record For Diarrhea

You have probably heard the phrase, "faster than pizza going through a dog." Well, students from a high school in Denver, Colorado concocted a science project to find out how fast that was; an experiment where they tracked how long it took to induc...

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Funny story: Ugly dog wins world's ugliest dog contest

Ugly dog wins world's ugliest dog contest

A very ugly dog called Yolda (name changed for legal reasons and the editor) has won the Worlds Ugliest Dog contest after being rejected by the Worlds Prettiest Dog contest. After the disappointment of rejection Yolda's owners initially wanted to...

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Funny story: Post Office Prize For Pooping Pooches

Post Office Prize For Pooping Pooches

The government are to reward responsible dog owners who pick up their dog's excrement. Under a new scheme, due to start in October next year, the dog owners will be paid £1 for every dog turd they present at their local Post Office. To ensure thei...

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Funny story: Filipino Yob pegs his puppy on washing line, he'd wet himself!

Filipino Yob pegs his puppy on washing line, he'd wet himself!

A Filipino yobbo and "animal lover" decided to hang out his puppy to dry after he had wet himself and peed on the floor. He pegged it to the washing-line and thinking nothing of it, put photos of the pegged, hanging, flying puppy on his Facebook s...

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Funny story: Police Department Budget Cuts Force The Laying Off of Paro The K-9 Pooch

Police Department Budget Cuts Force The Laying Off of Paro The K-9 Pooch

EAST HAVEN, Connecticut - Well it was a sad day at the East Haven Police Department. The economic crisis had forced the department to make a budget cut and sad to say Paro the police dog had been earmarked to be laid off. The five-year-old German...

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